Thread 212413350 - /tv/ [Archived: 809 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:33:27 PM No.212413350
Bridgette
Bridgette
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*mogs The Bear with a few wigs*
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:37:08 PM No.212413440
This guy is actually funny. And while making working in the food industry realistic instead of "NOOOOOO A CUSTOMER DOESNT WANT MUSHROOMS CODE RED FUCK ME ITS OVER FOREVER". But it makes sense. He probably worked or does work in a kitchen before whereas nobody in Hollywood has ever been at a real job.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:40:28 PM No.212413518
>>212413350 (OP)
He's an actor, so it should be allowed to discuss his indie short films which he releases on tiktok and YouTube, right?
>>212413350 (OP)
>>212413440
He's great.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:46:37 PM No.212413705
>>212413350 (OP)
He fell apart when he tried to do longer videos and storylines that take multiple videos to tell the whole story. Ridiculous how him and his wife are only good at writing 1 minute scenes.
I'm not talking about him using the same characters or doing the same bit, the couple from the south is some of the funniest shit in my opinion.
Roll tide.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:58:31 PM No.212414032
>popular tv show has a black spin off
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XSw199vMAh0
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:01:42 PM No.212414118
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>>212413705
What does roll tide mean?
I only worked in kitchens/waiter in Europe and never heard the term
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:11:34 PM No.212414388
>>212414118
It's very convoluted.
I'm also not American, so I pieced that info together from answers to your question in his comments when they say roll tide.
There are two college football teams. The couple in his clips love one college football team from Alabama, they are probably from Alabama. And the fans of that team yell "roll tide" like a chant for whatever reason. That Alabama team has a long ongoing rivalry with another college football team, their "slogan" or whatever is "war eagle".
Has nothing to do with being a waiter or working in a restaurant.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:11:47 PM No.212414399
fuck Amber, marry Bridgette, kill kill kill Nicole, maybe even torture her a little
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:12:51 PM No.212414432
>>212414399
Nicole was fine at first, but she has just plot armor now. She can just do whatever she wants without any consequences.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:14:17 PM No.212414475
This guy is really good if you've worked in a restaurant for any length of time, he really nails it. You can tell he was a drinker and not a drug user though, because he never mentions the rampant drug use in the industry.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:15:11 PM No.212414506
>>212414032
Him doing the horny old ladies is also very funny.
Well, should've worded that differently. Whatever. If you know you know.
>He's somebody's kid!!
>Not mine
>come back fast, but walk away slow
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:15:17 PM No.212414510
>>212414388
lol seeing non Americans attempt to explain our retarded college football customs to each other is hilarious
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:16:12 PM No.212414532
>>212414510
I talked about this with some 'bama" fans in a voice chat once and they liked how I knew anything at all about this stuff.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:18:34 PM No.212414599
>>212414032
It's weird how people with millions of subscribers will reply to your comments on tiktok, but won't do it on Youtube. Even if it's the same actor.
He replied to one of my comments on tiktok once, pretty cool
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:19:59 PM No.212414644
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>>212414388
>>212414510
That sounds stupid and out of left field enough for me to believe it. Thanks
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:21:46 PM No.212414685
>>212414118
>>212414388

To summarize as an American: it is the catchphrase of the University of Alabama football team named the Crimson Tide. Fans of the team love saying that shit to the point where they will often say it for no reason at the end of conversations as a show of their fandom. It's a big meme in the South
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:34:30 PM No.212414999
>>212414032
Where was this guy again? That guy actor
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:39:54 PM No.212415168
>>212413440
>NOOOOOO A CUSTOMER DOESNT WANT MUSHROOMS CODE RED FUCK ME ITS OVER FOREVER
He does do that though. It's literally the chef character's whole premise. But he makes fun of the whole thing and shows the audience how pathetic it is.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:43:34 PM No.212415275
>>212414475
>because he never mentions the rampant drug use in the industry.
Beyond weed, it's actually pretty rare (sadly). I became a cook because I thought I'd get some coke connections. Still hasn't happened. It's just alcoholic stoners who will only occasionally do coke, and it's always after their shift.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:48:21 PM No.212415414
>>212414475
I agree
t. drinker

>>212415275
Depends on the establishment. There wasn't rampant drug use at the joint I worked at, asides from a funny female colleague microdosing LSD all week without me noticing anything beyond heightened cheerfulness. Other places around us had a lot of ket abuse, coke... and weed was so common place it wasn't even much of a subject of conversation.
Hell I scored (shitty, old, over priced) shrooms off of a connect through one of the front of house girls.

How can you say you haven't scored coke connections if you've worked with "alcoholic stoners who will only occasionally do coke" after their shift? They're getting it from somewhere...
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:50:28 PM No.212415482
breakfast
breakfast
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>>212415275
I've worked everywhere from little mom and pop breakfast joints to fine dining, to island resorts and half the staff is always on drugs.. the waitresses are on xanax, pain pills or meth, the cooks are on heroin and the dishies are on whatever they can get their hands on, usually meth and crack.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:18:54 PM No.212416459
>>212413350 (OP)
>>212414475
>He probably worked or does work in a kitchen
>You can tell he was a drinker and not a drug user though
Yeah, he has a skit that's not connected to the main story where a new server is introduced the concept of a "shifty" where he gets a free alcoholic drink at the end of every shift. Which is how he became an alcoholic.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qhcLd7aTb60
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:24:45 PM No.212416666
It gets commented on every video, but it really is impressive how well he makes every character an individual to the point where you forget it's all the same dude. The highlight is when he had Nicole mimic Terry, doing a voice is one thing, but doing a voice DOING a voice is crazy.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:30:20 PM No.212416883
>>212416666
Or the meta joke where the skit is about California and how one table might have 3 different waiters, because they have mandatory breaks and will switch servers all the time and the customer says "you look all the same to me" and I wasn't thinking about how it is just all one guy.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:36:31 PM No.212417099
>>212414399
Which one is Amber?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:37:40 PM No.212417130
>>212415414
Do your pupils get big if you microdose lsd?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:40:38 PM No.212417221
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>>212417130
Don't think so, didn't notice that at all.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:45:36 PM No.212417394
>>212417099
hostess
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:59:36 PM No.212417881
Funniest character for me is Terry the manager.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:03:37 PM No.212418032
>>212414399
>>212414432
Nicole just sucks these days
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:09:45 PM No.212418248
>>212414399
Ruby?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:45:52 PM No.212419511
This would have done iron man numbers on tumblr in the early 2010s
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:47:15 PM No.212419564
>>212419511
but whats the point of iron man numbers if you dont care anymore?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:48:23 PM No.212419610
>>212413705
>>212414118
>>212414388
>>212414685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyCDicG0tDs&list=RDOyCDicG0tD
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:51:33 PM No.212419715
>>212413350 (OP)
TikTok skits are the lowest form of entertainment, even lower than AI generated bullshit because the skits take actual effort for the same amount of engagement that the no-effort AI slop gets
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:52:57 PM No.212419753
>>212419715
Anon, taking your logic to the extreme, AI generated Mr. Beast videos would be the peak form of entertainment. This is obviously not true.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:06:05 PM No.212420185
>>212419715
Good thing this is a youtube shorts skit not a tiktok skit
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:13:44 PM No.212420436
>>212418248
she looks like she gets stds from bikers
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:28:21 PM No.212420919
>>212420185
if it's filmed vertical it's a TikTok skit by default
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:31:53 PM No.212421026
>>212420919
>>212419715
Still better than the Bear
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:31:54 PM No.212421027
>Unironically talking about this tiktok trash
I wish death upon all you imbeciles posting in this thread.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:37:37 PM No.212421220
>>212421027
it's like a tv show, I'm rooting for aaron
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:38:10 PM No.212421236
reminder that people unironically enjoy this crap about people fighting over a customer not wanting mushrooms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYirHifPZ68
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:43:06 PM No.212421404
>>212421236
OP's skits do the same, difference is it's supposed to be a joke and not gut-wrenching drama like in this shitty show Bear.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:53:32 PM No.212421729
>>212421027
Better than key and peele or snl, especially the episodes with Shane Gillis, Jesus Christ, those are bad
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:11:03 AM No.212422415
>>212417130
no, drugs that enlarges your pupils really need you to be fucked up from it.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:23:34 AM No.212422896
>>212419715
this. what an awful thread
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:27:20 AM No.212423024
I liked that short where the cooks fuck with Trick but actually make him food.

Also I hate that he made Nicole bi.
“MADGE”