Thread 212415233 - /tv/ [Archived: 834 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:42:24 PM No.212415233
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Is this a genuine 0/10?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:43:24 PM No.212415267
>>212415233 (OP)
All starslop is garbage for manchildren nerds.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:43:34 PM No.212415274
>>212415233 (OP)
8/10
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:43:47 PM No.212415279
>>212415267
same with anime
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:44:52 PM No.212415315
>>212415233 (OP)
it doesn't add any value, it destroys established story
it is -10/10
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:44:54 PM No.212415316
>>212415233 (OP)
No since it did have some beautiful cinematography at least. Probably a 1/10 as a result.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:45:17 PM No.212415333
>>212415233 (OP)
It is -10/10 absolute dogshit
Unironically never seen a worse movie
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:49:12 PM No.212415442
The Force Awakens and the Rise of Skywalker were 0/10
The Last Jedi at least had a coherent storyline
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:51:07 PM No.212415496
>>212415442
>2 and half hour long space chase where no party can actually get close to the other and people can just freely leave any moment with smaller ships
>coherent
lol'd
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:52:17 PM No.212415535
They do a cutaway to a supposed imperial ship and haha surprise its actually a clothes iron and theyre doing space laundry lol xD
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:56:05 PM No.212415657
>>212415233 (OP)
I cant decide which one is worse TFA or this abortion because both of them did irreversible damage to the movie industry in different ways but I'm gonna go with this one because it's borderline unwatchable
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:56:09 PM No.212415662
>>212415233 (OP)
It literally murdered 40yo cultural icon of the whole humanity.
Yes, i think it deserves 0/10.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:57:29 PM No.212415707
>>212415233 (OP)
I hate it, but I'm not going to be so petty as to ignore it had some pretty setpieces, as contrived as they were.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:58:03 PM No.212415723
>>212415233 (OP)
probably the worst big budget movie I've seen in theaters
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:59:25 PM No.212415767
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>>212415233 (OP)
Can’t believe women actually had reylo fever after this shitty film
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:59:58 PM No.212415785
>>212415496
Also at some point a couple of characters get bored to the chase and visit a Las Vegas planet to free some horses.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:00:18 PM No.212415796
Phantom Menace - 3/10
Clones - 2/10
Revenge if the Sith - 5/10
New Hope - 8/10
Empire - 9/10
Jedi - 7/10

Force Awakens - 5/10
Last Jedi - 2/10
Rise of Skywalker 0/10

Last Jedi was the absolute shits, but it did have a couple of nice shots, like Luke meditating by the sunsets. I think Rise of Skywalker is genuinely the worst film I have ever seen
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:00:33 PM No.212415804
>>212415496
Why are you pretending to be retarded?
Every character in the movie had a very simple character arc that a child could understand.

TFA was simply a virtual Star Wars museum tour where nothing happened beyond the protagonist stumbling upon iconic Star Wars things for the audience to clap at
RoS was JJ Abrams having a panic attack desperately trying to undo the last movie and pack in more nostalgia for the nerds

You don't have to like the movie to acknowledge that TLJ is the only actual movie of the trilogy
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:02:03 PM No.212415848
>>212415657
TFA is a decent movie (not good, but decent) if you isolate it from the larger star wars context. It’s only really bad when you consider what it does to the universe it’s in
TLJ is just bad no matter how you look at it, but that said Rian Johnson is a based retard that accidentally Disney’s hope of turning SW into a marvel-esque slop factory so maybe it’s not that bad after all
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:02:06 PM No.212415852
>>212415804
Who is pretending?
It's the actual story of that movie
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:02:42 PM No.212415883
>>212415233 (OP)
Nah, it's not that bad
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:03:04 PM No.212415897
7/10
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:03:18 PM No.212415905
>>212415848
TFA is pure dogass, there is nothing decent about it
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:04:27 PM No.212415942
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>>212415233 (OP)
Everything created by Yidsney is 0/10
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:05:04 PM No.212415964
>>212415233 (OP)
Its worse than cancer