What is the worst comedy you have ever seen?

probably meet the spartans

>>212416046 (OP)
F the haters this movie was f&&kin hilarious. Learn to have fun.

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>>212416046 (OP)
why did this filter people so hard?

>>212416046 (OP)
You just posted it OP

Zohan and love guru. I studied them to see what made them fail. I still don't know.

>>212416046 (OP)
one of the few movies I've actually walked out of, both of these two actors should be given the death penalty

I really hated The Life Aquatic but I only watched it once years ago, sometimes when you watch a movie and think it sucks its just because you were in a bad mood that day.

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>>212416246
You must be fun at- oh wait. You never been invited to one!

>>212416460
It has funny parts but is also a drama. Dafoe is the emotional lynchpin.

>>212416046 (OP)
This was a movie? This thing must've been such a disaster that it was buried even among the annals of entertainment. This movie can, seemingly, barely be found to watch in streaming. Not even Samsung TV will loop this piece of shit.

I turned it off 20 minutes in.

>>212416229
I would say both main characters being over the top silly and not having good material kinda sums it up.

>>212416518
they tried to dump it on netflix during the pandemic and not even they would take it

I saw that Larry the Cable Guy movie in the theater, that was probably the worst.

Good Burger

>>212416046 (OP)
im convinced this movie was made exclusively to do that "no shit, sherlock" joke.

>>212416632
I sat through this whole piece of shit...once. I barely remember it. Something about aliens, right?

>>212416632
I quite liked this one.

Love Guru

>>212416046 (OP)
A Haunted House
And A Haunted House Part 2
The first movie was painful but I was on a bender so I watched the whole thing, the second one came on right after and I didn't even laugh at a single joke.

>>212416187
Couldn't make it past 30 minutes.

>>212416046 (OP)
A Italian Jurassic Park spoof called Chicken Park.. it was pretty demented and not in a good way like other Italian horny comedies, I even paid money to see it in theaters. For some reason it was also a Addams Family spoof.

Scary Movie 5

>>212416046 (OP)
Get Hard. The first time I ever asked a girl on a date, I took her to see Get Hard in theaters. It was the most joyless 107 minutes of my life. Afterwards, we were so flabbergasted at how unfunny that movie was I couldn't speak to my date and she couldn't speak to me. I drove her home in silence and never saw her again.

>>212416152
The Seltzer/Friedberg movies are terrible but I like how they serve as little 2000s time capsules.

>>212416046 (OP)
I forgot that this piece of shit ever existed

>>212416460
I enjoy the films of Wes Anderson but Bill Murray's "I'm too good for everything" schtick is so obnoxious. I'm glad he's too old to do anything but bit parts now.

>>212416046 (OP)

Ghost Dad

i dont even know if it was supposed to be a comedy but i remember feeling betrayed

>>212416157
>F the haters this movie was f&&kin hilarious. Learn to have fun.
this

>>212419950
His shtick wasn't "I'm too good for everything" it was more "this doesn't really matter" which is a different lens entirely

Was it really that bad?

>>212420422
I laughed my ass off the whole time

>>212416046 (OP)
You mean that in a good way, or in a bad way? Anyway, Master of Disguise.

>>212416632
Must be brutal for Aoyade to get his one chance to break in America and it's this piece of shit.

I wish a country could produce comedy again

>Haha these guys don't know anything about technology, what a silly fish out of water story!
>Anyway, here's a scene where everyone plays quidditch.

>>212416046 (OP)
I've seen every Pauly Shore movie.

>>212420830
I don't often think of "worst I've ever seen" in a positive way

>>212416632

All I remember about this was its being retitled from "Neighborhood Watch" after Trayvon Martin.

>>212420422
The RLM review of this is funnier than the movie.

>>212416046 (OP)
Sausage Party

I don't know what compelled me to watch this piece of shit
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>>212421551
These are bad too

>>212416046 (OP)
All movies with Adam Sandler in it, or Will Ferrell or Steve Carell or Jim Carey or Vince Vaughn or Ben Stiller, or Chris Farley

>>212421631
You didn't get #Litty with it?

>>212421666
Dead meme, satan

>>212416187
christ this is probably it

>>212421631
>I don't know what compelled me to watch this piece of shit

>>212416632
the first 20 mins where it's primarily stiller being a whiny cunt is pretty bad, yeah

>>212421437
i saw this in theatres i think
i recall nothing about it except that they kind of "hooray we did it" in the end
i don't even remember any quidditch

>>212420422
>Dunk

The definition of a cash grab. Retroactively made the first Anchorman less funny. Every past with Brick was pure cringe garbage

>>212421631
>show male ass and penis
>no tits or female ass despite being an R rated movie and already showing male nudity

this movie was extremely gay

>>212416046 (OP)
Scary Movie 5. Walked out of the theater maybe ten minutes in and got a refund because it was just awful. Only time I've ever done that.

>>212416187
Nooooo. I had forgotten FEM-BUSTERS.

>>212422222
wasted

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>>212420422
These made me laugh

>>212416501
>You must be fun at- oh wait. You never been invited to one!
bot

>>212421551
I saw this in theaters with my boys just to see how trashy it could possibly be.
I just remember sort of grimacing through the entire runtime. Felt like I needed a hot shower afterwards.

>>212421915
There was actually a decent movie in there but at this point Apatow and his strategy of “lets just throw lines at each other for 20 minutes and edit it later” had been dying as people wanted actual scripted jokes.
Getting the news team back together scenes: decent
News team making 24 hours news shit programming: solid premise
Ron dating a black chick: potential but was ruined by the aforementioned apatow riffing.
Blind and shark thing: absolutely terrible.
Brick and Kristen Wiig being awkward retards for 20+ minutes: terrible
News team fight: good call back and fun to add all the cable channels.

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

>>212423031
I implore you to reconsider!

>>212422403
Unlike you punk I keep it real. Live a little and have fun.

>>212423031
Go to hell

>>212423160
hmmmmm
okay!

>>212416046 (OP)
schinlder's list

>>212416046 (OP)
AVGN: The Movie I had to shut off. Rollergator doesn't even qualify as a movie.

shallow hal

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>>212416046 (OP)
Tag

>>212423536
this and also anything thatguywiththeglasses did. Kickassia is like, I don't know, kids must have been getting fucking retarded for awhile because it is not good but I've known idiots who did like it irl

>>212416157
me after my concussion

>>212416046 (OP)
if tv shows count then: modern family is the worst shit I've ever seen in my life

>>212425008
Saw it on cable and Juno gif is worth it. It does have it's moments.

>>212416046 (OP)
probably this one op

>>212425008
holy shit i forgot this movie even existed lol
i don't recall hating it though
meet the spartans is my choice.

>>212420422
Jill gets me chubbed up everytime I watch this movie. Is this normal?

>>212421915
chicken of the cave is the only good part and only part I even remember

>>212416046 (OP)
Disaster Movie with Kim Kardassian

>>212425038
I liked that movie, but yeah it wasn't very funny despite advertising itself as a comedy. Don't think many people saw it though.

>>212416046 (OP)
Envy (2004)

Ben Stiller and Christopher Walken. Not a laugh to be found.

>>212420422
It was unironically ten years ahead of its time and now its a pretty dead on parody of middle aged men who transition to MTF.

>>212422073
Were your expectations especially high after Scary Movie 4? Come on

>>212427455
Not laugh out loud funny, but it was an interesting revenge film. The hate wasn't deserved

>>212416632
Worst movie I've ever seen in a theater.

>>212420000
Byrne is sexy and can do no wrong.

>>212416046 (OP)
I actually thought Holmes and Watson was pretty good.

>>212420349
Nope! He is definitely pompous and douchey. Stull love the movie.

>>212428620
Damn right.

>>212416046 (OP)
It was funny, but if you unironically enjoyed the RDJ/BBC versions or can't take a joke, I'm sure you didn't like it.

It was worth it just for the Titanic joke at the end.

I'll probably have to say Madea just because someone recommended it to my parents as a "family comedy with wholesome values" 100% not joking to watch with my 5 yo brother in the room. The movies are funny of course, but they're forever marred for me due to watching whore rape scenes with my bible thumping prude parents.

>>212420349
That's arguably worse.

>>212428851
What, was it not turtlely enough for the Turtle Club?

>>212416460
Happened to me with The Darjeeling Limited, saw it again years later and it's easily one of Wes' best.

>>212418044
you heard of Italian spiderman?
It's on YouTube
It's kind of funny

>>212418870
OOF
I worked at a kinoplex so I saw that after my shift one day (for free) and the only reason I sat through it was because it was just that awful

>>212421631
>R-rated
>Expect tits flopping on the screen
>Get one single dick instead

>>212416046 (OP)
Almost Famous. I know what you're thinking, "But that wasn't a comedy, fuckoid." But I swear on my Mother's left tit I remember reading numerous sources saying it was a dark comedy, and with it being about a young interviewer traveling with a Rolling Stones expy, I was expecting basically Spinal Tap but slightly played straight with commentary on the music industry (which sounds kino, mind you). Naturally, when I saw the movie, I was pretty upset with the result.

>>212417874
i hate both these cunts, but it was ok movie. definitely not the worst or close to rest of this thread.

>>212416046 (OP)
was forced to watch Office Christmas Party with my ex and it was unbearable

>>212428851
Its not that bad, give it a rewatch.

>>212416046 (OP)
Pootie Tang

>>212416632
This movie honestly wasn't bad. It's nothing spectacular but worst comedy ever what?

>>212417703
The dog bit in the first one made me laugh. I have to say also the one loud nigga being like where yo couch cuz
>>212417874
I wanted to hate this movie cause I hate her but this is a fine movie and to me one of the only movies I like her in that isnt the heat

>>212418044
You are now the only other person that I know that has seen this movie. When I had a YouTube channel I set set the cockfight scene to Guile goes with everything starting with one of the only good bits in the movie where the girl like has the sign that says that she's the Virgin. Then all the men like swarm hair and then it says I was a virgin. Then the cock right happens. The movie is just an excuse for the director who is the fat dude with the receding hairline to just like make out with a bunch of girls that are either half naked or are naked. If my memory serves me right, there is a couple of funny moments in this movie. They are few and far between, but I do think that this is a movie that is so outlandishly bad and so criminally unknown that every single person that sees this you're posting mine should disregard your post immediately and find this on YouTube and watch it

Anything by Monty Python. They suck.

>>212418870
Bro, that's where you spend the whole entire time shitting on the movie and if she's laughing at everything that you say you just keep on going with it and then you fuck her brains out at the end of the night. But well you know you're an idiot.
I went to a movie with a girl and it was bad so he drove home in silence. Fucking faggot. I hope this is a large but it's just designed to make me mad

adam sandler fuxking the teacher

>>212429131
rushmore is his best movie

>>212429478
The first one had it's moments, but never watch the second one.

>>212423031
Well you can just fuck off of that dumb shit opinion

>>212425008
Juno gif of her stroking the shafts please
>>212425038
Nah fuck you tag was based and inspired me to make tag a game that was played at one of the jobs that I worked at for 8 full months.

>>212425089
Kickassia it just kind of has a little bit of a charm. It has a few funny jokes here and there. It's extremely cheap. It's all done spur at the moment. Now I forget what the other shit one is. I think if my memory serves me right and if I is then I guess I didn't forget suburban nights. That's dog shit absolute dog shit and because it was so dog shit I just went with the overwhelming opinion at the time that to boldly flee was released and the fact that everyone has only shit to boldly flee in the years since as motivation to never waste the what 3 hours of my life.

>>212429648
Oh
But I did watch the second one unfortunately I did the same thing you did just watched them both. They did the dog joke again which wasn't as funny as the first time that they did it, but it still was the only chuckle that I got in the movie. The absolute worst part of the movie has to be where Marlon just spends like I don't know. It's probably only 2 minutes, but it feels like 10 and 1/2 minutes of him just swapping sexual positions with the Annabelle doll. I'm pretty sure he's half naked too or naked but at this point in my life I've just seen enough people naked male and female that it just doesn't really phase me at this point and I had also. I think by this point have also seen the movie naked with Marlon Wayans in it where he keeps on waking up the same hour in the same elevator naked on his wedding day. I would actually recommend that movie. Maybe you guys might not like it but that one actually ended up being a good one. But I'm a sucker for groundhog Dayesque stories

>>212416152
This. Worst movie i have ever paid to see in theatres at least. I only sensibly chuckled twice in the whole. Movie. It was painful to watch

>>212425008
This

>>212429343
This made me piss and shit my pants when I was in 5th grade

>>212423031
THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS!
>okay which one of you niggers is going to stream it? The funny version.

I can't remember the last time a movie made me genuinely laugh beyond a slight chuckle.