TOTAL CATHOLIC DEATH

Imagine thinking Jesus Christ was a big chunk of bread. Psycho shit.

Cromwell did nothing wrong, there was way too much popish idolatry back in those days

>>212416167 (OP)
That early 1600s pilgrim aesthetic actually looks kind of badass.

>Jesus said to him in reply, “Blessed are you, Simon son of Jonah. For flesh and blood has not revealed this to you, but my heavenly Father. And so I say to you, you are Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of the netherworld shall not prevail against it."
Ha, Jesus said that Peter is the foundation of the Catholic Church!
>He turned and said to Peter, “Get behind me, Satan! You are an obstacle to me."
NOOOOOO OUR CHURCH IS BUILT UPON SATAN

would Cromwell have died of shock if he entered an orthodox church?

>>212416167 (OP)
proto-bolshevik shabbos goy

>>212416167 (OP)
>>212416268
>>212416889

>>212416889
>Cromwell did nothing wrong

400 years later and republicucks still can't explain how a king can commit treason

>>212417265
How is this a question? A king has certain responsibilities to his people.

>>212416167 (OP)
>let's kill other Christians and invite jews into our country
Yeeeeeeeeeeep, sounds like the average protty to me kek

>>212417072
no because churches looked like that in England before the reformation looted them all. well they were certainly decorated. the only usually surviving colour these days are the stain/painted glass windows

>>212416167 (OP)
>watch me smash candles and art made specifically in worship of my God because I'm a turbo autist who hates dancing and Christmas
>everyone should act exactly like me or else they should be put to death

What a reasonable and empathetic leader.

>>212417265
what >>212417416 said. even as far back as Alfred The Great, kings were not all powerful despots Americans pretend they were

>>212417474
>everyone should act exactly like me or else they should be put to death
When you put it like that, it really was autism.

>>212416167 (OP)
Yup I’ll stick with protestantism

>>212417474
Based

>>212416889
its a cross and a few candle sticks.
Whats with anglo puritanism. All the people are already wearing only black as well. This is honestly wahabbi tier fundamental extremism its ridiculous.

>>212416167 (OP)
Quintessential retarded anglo. You can join him in hell.

>>212417893
>Eastern Orthodoxy
>Oriental Orthodoxy
but Oriental means Eastern

>>212416167 (OP)
I love that in the last few scenes of this movie you can tell he is getting really sick of yelling so much, wonder how many times he lost his voice doing this.

>>212416953
I know, what the fuck happened?

>>212417964
>This is honestly wahabbi tier fundamental extremism its ridiculous.
it actually was. the man cancelled Christmas celebrations and you had to be in church from sunrise to sunset on Christmas. banned football, carolling, banned Christmas cake, Christmas pudding and mince pies, its why Americans doesn't have these because they were largely puritan English settlers and some colonialist even wrote to Cromwell saying it was a good start but wasn't enough

oh and he had is soldiers circumcised too

>>212418257
Eastern Orthodoxy is its own thing, Oriental Orthodoxy is about the Coptic Orthodox Church of Alexandria.

>>212418405
We have literally all of those things tho

>>212417893
>southern germany and austria
>protestant
a retard made this map

>>212418450
yes i know but choose a different name. also isn't it Russian Orthodoxy? or is that a subset of Eastern?

>>212417893
>in India christians are 2.30% of the population
Nothingburger map.

>>212418537
do you? or do you have a pudding you eat at Christmas which isnt a Christmas pudding

>>212418591
>>212418642
its a map of the dominant type of Christianity not how popular it is. we have Catholics in England and protestants in Ireland

>>212416167 (OP)
yuck!

>>212416167 (OP)
>CATHOLICS OUT
>JEWS IN

>>212418591
ah I didn't realize south germany was an independent nation, you illiterate fuck

>>212418642
>in India christians are 2.30% of the population
thats 32 million Christians.
Thats more christians than in probably any European country today.

>>212418701
One of the most famous Christmas carols asks about figgy pudding. I'm not sure if that's specifically a Christmas thing>

>>212416953
yeah, it's a shame there's not a lot of good movies with that look

>>212417461
is jesus hanging brains

>>212416167 (OP)
>Kills his entire family
>Brings the King back
>Open England to The Jews
>Kills a fuckton of Bongs

>>212418642
The real number is closer to 6%, counting Christians in India is very hard, same with China. For example the majority of Indian Christians are Dalits, but if they say they are Christian on the census they forfeit Dalit social benefits.

>>212417212
I really like this meme btw.

>>212416167 (OP)
Olly was quite wealthy for the time btw.

>>212418642
That's more than all the sikhs, buddhists, and jains put together.

>>212418597
Eastern orthodoxy has autonomous churches in different countries, all with their own leader, but I think they get grouped together because they all follow the same greek rytes and general aesthetic.

>>212417072
>orthodox church
Bolsheviks solved that problem.

>the heir of Peter, bishop of Rome and a man of the cloth, shall not be the leader of my religion
>the german king should, because some fatass kept shooting blanks and killing his wives

>>212416167 (OP)
fag religions that tell you to just take a hit (literally and metaphorically) shouldn't be taken seriously by anyone

>>212416167 (OP)
They weren't Catholic you fucking moron they were Anglicans and the puritans were crypto-jews who hated all forms of Christian worship, their leadership were called the sanhedrin. I know you don't know what that means but the sanhedrin were the edomite priests who had subvetd Judeah and who sentenced Jesus to die.

You absolute fucking cretin.

>>212419136
and then they brought it all back because they were about to get their shit pushed in by the nazis and no one wants to die for communism

>>212418537
Ok, Miguel.

Total Franciscan victory

>>212417212
he didnt say that

>>212416889
so much this! The only idolatry should be to Israel and the Star of David!