>I'll take you in without breaking you, which is more than you deserve
Ah yes, classic Superman, always scowling and talking like the Punisher. Nothing screams “truth, justice, and the American way” like emotionally constipated brooding, body-slamming villains through orphanages, and then standing in the rubble like he’s proud of himself.

>>212416481 (OP)
>me 5 seconds after shaving it all off and regretting it

Yes, it is. Superman used to threaten people all the time and he continues to do so in comics.
Hell, he threatens Luthor in the new movie.

>>212416706
Does he then proceed to kill millions of civilians to slightly inconvenience his invulnerable enemy?

>>212416481 (OP)
> LUTHOR WHERE THE HECK IS MY INVINCIBLE SUPERDOGO. THE ONE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING SUBURBAN. LUTHOR MY HECKING SUPER DOGOO GIVE HIM BACK HE IS JUST A DOGGO WITH INDESTRUCTABLE SKIN AND SUPERDOGE STRENGTH GIVE HIM BACK!

>>212416792
Why do jeets lie about a movie they have never seen. None of that happened Gunnjeet

>>212416481 (OP)
>Nothing screams “the American way” like emotionally constipated brooding, body-slamming villains through orphanages, and then standing in the rubble like he’s proud of himself.
Actually that sounds exactly like the American way. Snyder was ahead of his time

Watch the animated series. He says serious shit all the time and never fucking smiles. Its hilarious how people have no clue what they are parroting

>>212416933
it happened, chud.

also your new copenarrative is that "jeets" hate James Gunn, keep up

>>212416664
Too close to home

>>212416481 (OP)
the new superman will flop no matter how much you cry about it Sandisk Rapejeet