>Past a certain age, a man hung-up on an unfulfilled high school crush can be a bad thing..

>>212416821 (OP)

>>212416821 (OP)
Are you sure you don’t want to get thrown in prison? I’m over here saying why not.

>>212417067
>food in a plastic container with a cap on it
>one beer
>specialized mini table
this is a vision of hell

>>212417067
Are you saying that past a certain age a man eating microwave dinners can be a bad thing?

What if my crush and oneitis seduced me, took my virginity, then cheated on me several times while in a years long relationship?

>>212417296
That's bad in any age, to be fair. I'd never stoop that low.

>>212417278
>this zoomer never even saw picrel

>>212417334
I'd tell you to cut the LARP.
>>212417351
And what am I supposed to say here?

>>212417391
>cut the LARP
I'm trying, 15 years ago last week.

>>212417391
>And what am I supposed to say here?

Exactly, zoomer status(stay-tus) confirmed.

>>212417569
Oh my lord talk about one GOBLINA ABOMINAL
and yes I'm talking about the bitch on the right

>>212416821 (OP)
I still can still jack it to the memories of a couple of girls from uni. I’m over my high school crushes, although I could probably crank one out to those memories too if I was compelled to

imagine making a bot to post threads about how youre hung up on a high school crush on 4chan

did he heat that food up in the microwave? is it some premade store bought slop?

>>212417696
imagine caring about the integrity of this site

>>212417278
And how in the fuck is it a vision of hell, you retarded zoom zoom?

>>212417825
It's mediocrity and quiet desperation which is what 99 percent of men experience from the day they turn 18 till they die.

Its been a year and 5 months since my oneitis of 10 years finally let me into her life. We talked for 8 years and then started making out and went to her bedroom to have sex. Because I had drank roughly 17 to 25 drinks i wasn't able to get hard so I panicked and asked her to be my girlfriend and she immediately got out of bed and put her clothes on. I got black out drunk the next night and called her on the phone and cussed her out for 30 minutes. I then tried to drink myself to death. Woke up in the hospital. Been sober ever since.

>>212417903
>Been sober ever since.
Congratulations. That's all that matters.

>>212417903
Pretty brutal but could have been worse. Next time you can't get hard just subtly blame the woman and she'll be the one asking you to be her boyfriend.

>>212418008
After 17 to 25 drinks I’d be lucky to remember how to put my pants back on

I was raped twice by girls in High School because I didnt want to be their boyfriend either time.
I have not gotten over that trauma either.

>>212417962
Seconded. I've never had a problem with drugs or drink (can't even down a beer without puking and never smoked) but I lost my cousin to alcoholism (he had an alcohol-induced nervous breakdown and stabbed himself till he bled out) and that lead me to being a volunteer in a rehab center. Alcohol and drugs are the fucking devil and the fact right now as we speak a kid is getting his first hit fills me up with dread.

>>212417278
You are a weak child

>>212418008
Yeah. I didn't realize that women sometimes think that they are the reason your dick isn't getting hard. Also, I should have just blamed the booze and said let's try in the morning when we wake up. Anyways, it hurts everyday
>>212417962
Ive never been worse. Rock bottom is bullshit. It can always get worse.

>>212418184
That's not true. You aren't using and thus you're not at rock bottom. Don't let these thoughts fester any more in your mind to the point you relapse.

>>212418088
I didn't feel the drunk until right after she got out of bed because of the euphoria before. Then it hit me like a tidal wave.

>>212417067
I don't even use a table. I just hold the plate on one hand and hold the spoon/fork with the other. You don't need more.

I dumped my girlfriend and kicked her out. Besides dealing with her screaming and throwing a tantrum outside, my life has become way more peaceful and enjoyable.

>>212418217
My life has gotten objectively worse since I became sober is what im trying to say. I had a hypomanic episode after sobriety and horrified and lost all my friends of 20 years. Told one of my best friends wives how sexy she was and how much I wanted her. Told another friend his daughter will grow up to be a whore because hes a horrible father. Lmao. Im just not a good person. I deserve all of this. But im afraid to drink again because I dont want to freak out because of everything I've been repressing coming out in an emotional alcohol induced fury

>>212417903
What causes a man to be like this? No father figure?

>>212418347
Women are just walking Paris Syndromes. They're so alluring and the answer to all your irrational problems and then you find one and they're actively making your life worse, are embarrassing and stupid and just sacks of meat like every other bipedal monkey and then you realize you duped yourself. Again.

>>212418184
There’s another one out there. Get yourself ready. Next time try to relax a little.

>>212416821 (OP)
>be 23yo loser in 2016
>been working at a movie theater for several months now
>new girl starts showing interest in me and talking to me a lot
>asks for my number
>she's really cute so I'm confused
>find out she's 17
>uh oh
>still continue talking to her over the summer while working with her almost every day
>best summer of my life
>she randomly brings me food for my shifts
>"you have really nice eyes"
>would tickle my stomach and go "tickle tickle!"
>for closing shifts she'd take off her work shirt and she always had on a tight spaghetti tank
>we saw Conjuring 2 together and near the ending when it looks like Patrick Wilson is going to die she grabs my hand and chomps down hard on it
>i had bitemarks for days
>how is this even happening to me
>too pussy to pursue anything with her
>she ends up dating another manager for a whole year
i'm a coward and deserve a coward's death

>>212418396
>being emotional support and giving whore validation when she's interested in other men

>>212418396
2016 was 9 years ago anon. You need to let it go

>>212418378
My relationship w my mother was completely torturous. That continued into my teenage years, and into adulthood. Imagine the worst things the most important woman in your life, your mother, could say to you at every pivotal moment in your life. My dad was there, a nice funny guy, but an emotionally distant man that didn't really guide me. Its not fun.

>>212418481
I know. She's married and has a baby now. It's time to move on.
>>212418464
That would be true if the behavior persisted while they were dating. It stopped. I failed to act on her advances and she chose someone else.

>>212418393
Already tried that while sober. I didn't calm down and i horrified them. I havent left my house in 5 months. Im not right dude. Its okay though. Ive accepted it.

>>212418464
>Hurrr durrr whore

Why are you people such cynical sub-humans?

>>212418396
Sorry friends. Have you had any luck since then?

>Fall in love with girl
>Fuck it up
>Still hung up on her years later
>Decide to creep on her after nearly 6 years
>Her profile picture is her at what I assume is her wedding
A-At least the groom was uglier than me!

>>212418396
>tickle tickle
Jesus Christ, at least fucking try to make the LARP easy for me to suspend disbelief.

>>212418626
Why do you think you can waste men's time by crying to them that Chad hasn't stuffed your holes in a week and stopped responding to your pointless and retarded texts?

>>212418626
>holding a candle for a whore
End your life, subhuman skin sack of shit.

>>212418668
>still hung up on gf from 15 years ago
>stalk her again on my birthday
>wedding picture uploaded on my birthday

>>212418668
>>212418738
if it makes you guys feel any better she stopped thinking about you as soon as the relationship ended or even before

>>212418738
Feels bad man

>>212418660
I ended up having sex with another girl some years later and it wasn't great. I just didn't like her that much and she had BPD.
>>212418675
I swear on my mother that she actually did utter the words tickle tickle. She also looked like prime Boxxy

>>212418713
>Being a retarded nigger
No, you.
>>212418707
Except that is not what happened

>>212418770
I believe the tickle tickle. I dont think the other anon has much experience. Anyways, I dated a bpd chick too and she cheated on me. Best sex I've ever had though. Whats your favorite movie

Men are 100x more romantic than women bros...

>>212418756
Women only care about how you make them feel, as soon as you stop making them feel a certain way you're trashed. Thankfully I really don't care about her anymore, the pic was just a reminder. /blog

I think about, what if I had knocked up this one woman my senior year, all the time

>>212416821 (OP)
>high school crush
im still hung up on the cute brown tomboy from middle school. all i had to do was not be a fucking retard and just hang out with her. almost 20 fucking years

>>212418898
>tomboy
she probably trooned out

>>212418816
Hard to say sole favorite but probably between Sorcerer, Manhunter, and Godzilla: Final Wars

I had a dream I was dating this woman who looked like my college crush. She sat me down at Starbucks and revealed she slept with and was impregnated by my coworker. I wordlessly stood up and drove away while seriously contemplating driving off a bridge.

>>212418924
>I went to the GDC the following year, spoony! I went to the GDC!

>>212418611
Nah, you’ll try again. You’re just wasting some time first.

>>212418792
>except that is not what happened
I guarantee that is exactly what happened

>>212419251
At what point does it become a waste of time to keep trying at something youre horrible at

My dad and younger brother both make fun of me for still being a virgin. They even call me "Virgy" in public instead of my real name.

>>212419600
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

You are not that unique. Figure it out. Trying is never a waste of time. Not trying is a jewish scam.

>>212420011
Based
>>212420382
Okay ill report back if things change in my brain thanks anon

>>212416821 (OP)
i hate this place

>>212420604
REGGIE LEDOUX DID ANOTHER MAN'S LAWN IN A FLAT CIRCLE PAST A CERTAIN AGE

>>212420452
Haha, I mean who could possibly change something in your brain? You are going to ignore your issues but they will just grow and you will face them down eventually. I suggest sooner rather than later.

>>212418824
>100x
Try about infinitely more. Men kill themselves over love and have forged epics and entire sagas over their love of holes and what do they get for it? Nothing but the utmost suffering.

>>212420955
Im not ignoring them. I scream at myself alone in my house every day because I hate them so much.

>>212421005
Yeah, that ain’t it. More thinking, less screaming. Remember to relax, beating yourself up doesn’t solve anything. Read some books on the subject. Stay bettering yourself, it will be worth it. If you got a girl you wouldn’t give a shit about the past.

I too was angry at the same shit for 2 decades.

>>212421319
>Read some books on the subject
I used to read all the time. Now my brain just jumps to these horrible memories every time I try to concentrate. So many little things trigger these memories. Even a word on a page. These aren't excuses I cant control my brain thinking of this shit. I guess I can only control my reaction to them, but that will take time. Im just very angry and miserable and it cycles daily.

>>212421319
>If you got a girl you wouldn’t give a shit about the past.
im married with kids and still can't my oneitis out of my head. haven't snooped on her insta/fb or anything, so there's that

>>212418008
>Pretty brutal but could have been worse
How exactly could that have been worse? Lmao

>>212417067
understood the irony of the scene award

>>212417351
in english next time, jose.

>>212421485
>im married with kids and still can't my oneitis out of my head.
Yeah. I think that anon is trying to help but fucking a random whore seems empty

>>212421455
Take it one day at a time and there will be setbacks. Even understanding that helps deal with them.
Lastly, ignoring problems is not dealing with them.

>>212421643
>fucking a random whore seems empty
even finding a new love doesn't rid of it completely. you'll find yourself comparing a real life person to some fictionalized version of the previous girl your brain conjures up. we're just not meant to be happy

>>212421643
>a random whore
Bro, I never said this. Come on now, you are blackpilled.

>>212421485
Well, that’s a nasty blackpill. What do you think would happen if you killed her?

>>212421751
Alcohol is the only thing that makes me happy and i dont drink anymore so yeah im just going to be an unhappy faggot for the rest of my life SOUNDS COOL

>>212421485
Cause I’m thinking if you strangled her and you told her, “I’m over you”.
… problem solved.