Thread 212417069 - /tv/ [Archived: 649 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:35:43 PM No.212417069
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>gets flamethrower blown straight into her face
>hair is still intact - perfectly ironed and shiny

What a masterpiece
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:38:43 PM No.212417152
And that's what trigger you in the movie with bulletproof suits and Resident Evil village full of killers?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:39:39 PM No.212417185
>>212417152
saar
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:41:44 PM No.212417259
>>212417185
Absolutely not.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:42:06 PM No.212417272
It was always goofy over the top stuff anyway. Keanu solos hundreds of dudes, gets beat up, run over, always narrowly dodges explosions, all with stupid shit like bullet proof suits with force from getting shot, hyper competent killer dogs etc.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:43:44 PM No.212417328
>>212417069 (OP)
You realize not all flamethrowers are the same intensity right? Not to mention most are built for agricultural/brush clearing purposes and not as weapons.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:52:16 PM No.212417628
>>212417069 (OP)
I hate all of these john wick movies, everything about them feel and look weightless. Genuinely every single movie was a snore to get through.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:59:28 PM No.212417879
>>212417152
John Wick 1
>assassin's are a secret order and very lowkey about their presence
Every other movie
>99% of New York is an assassin

John Wick 2
>Bulletproof suits stop bullets but they still hurt a lot
John Wick 3
>Everyone has the bulletproof suits and they stop bounce off the magic cloth

First one should have been a one-off, but the second one was an okay expansion. The third and fourth movie just went full retard
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:01:11 PM No.212417937
>>212417879
Next it will be
>the buildings are assassins and trying to kill john
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:01:25 PM No.212417944
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>>212417628
>I hate these movies so much that I watched every one of them
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:39:13 PM No.212419246
>>212417628
>Genuinely every single movie was a snore to get through.
you know you could just stop watching?