Thread 212417110 - /tv/ [Archived: 714 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:37:08 PM No.212417110
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>Was I any different when you taught me?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:38:20 PM No.212417142
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who was in the wrong here
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:39:02 PM No.212417158
They should have replaced Yoda with a human character. Someone capable of acting, performing, doing stuff in a way that a puppet can't. It was very silly that they had a cartoon frog following Ewan McGregor around.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:40:02 PM No.212417196
>>212417110 (OP)
he meant qui-gonn who was also there as a force ghost you just couldn't see him
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:41:44 PM No.212417258
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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA give my son my lightsaber when he's old enough AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:45:47 PM No.212417408
>>212417158
Did you see the thing where he whipped out a light sabre and jumped around kicked ass then went back to being an elderly, feeble frog guy? No human actor could pull that off
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:54:02 PM No.212417687
>>212417196
qui-gonn's not canon, anon
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:55:06 PM No.212417726
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>>212417110 (OP)
>What the fuck are you talking about, Obi-Wan, hmm? You were a literal toddler when I taught you. Did you forget, I only teach at the equivalent of a public school for toddlers? And they are all trained in the exact same way you trained Luke at Han Solo's ship, from a bunch of shit you found lying around there. Actual official Jedi School Training Program, this is. Why are you implying you were the same age as Luke, who is in his 20's? At this age, you were taught by Liam Neeson, who isn't created yet. Makes no sense, this is. Retarded, the prequels are.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:09:06 PM No.212418224
>>212417408
Emperor Palpatine does the same spinny attacks, though. Rumour is that Ian McDiarmid spent months learning to fly IRL.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:16:38 PM No.212418472
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>>212417726
>I only teach at the equivalent of a public school for toddlers?
Dumbass, he was Dooku's actual Master too.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:20:49 PM No.212418604
>>212418472
Yeah, you fucking retard, but Obi-Wan's actual Master was Qui-Gon Jinn, and not fucking Yoda. Whereas the original movies said that Yoda was Obi-Wan's actual Master, and he was training him at the same age as Luke was in Empire Strikes Back. Prequeljeets love to defend that asinine retcon with braindead reasoning, such as, "Well, ACKCHYUALLY, Yoda trained everyone, you see! It was shown in Attack of the Clones!!!" Retarded cum slurping prequeltard mongoloid.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:26:26 PM No.212418782
>Luke I cut off your father's legs and left him to burn alive in a volcano. Here this is his lightsaber, I stole it from him while he was on fire and screaming that he hated me. He was a good friend.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:28:24 PM No.212418858
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>>212417158
They should have gone with the original idea of a chimpanzee in a rubber suit
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:28:54 PM No.212418879
>>212417726
>lets give a bunch of little kids plasma swords that instantly cut off whatever it touches and also instead of having them spaced out like 20 feet from each other, lets have them all stand really close together
>also instead of a lightsaber being some sort of like coming of age ritual you make when you're ready to become a true jedi, actually little babies are given little short baby lightsabers

The prequels are still abominations and insults to ones intelligence
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:29:20 PM No.212418892
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>>212417408
they literally had to break warwick's legs to fit him in the yoda costume
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:34:14 PM No.212419064
>>212418879
>insults to ones intelligence
Your to intelligent to think up "low power setting" or "training sword"
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:35:15 PM No.212419097
>>212419064
>Your to
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:36:39 PM No.212419153
>>212418782
That wasn't Anakin, that was Vader. Obi Wan was friends with Anakin. He hates Vader