Always announce when handing items and instructions so they can be no ambiguity over who was responsible.
Why didn't they just press M?
>>212418979You goddamn wiccans really make me laugh
So what are the realistic chances of surviving this? What would /tv/ have done differently and gotten out alive?
>>212421901Just find a river and follow it, lmao.
Holy based, Heather changed her name and is a podcaster/writer now
>What is a “Karen” but a woman who’s stopped touching her p*ssy? A woman whose stagnant eros erupts as rage?
>Cut the thinning hair, cover the jiggly arms, and for God’s sake leave that pussy alone. It’s no longer fully alive, like you! Shame on you for subjecting us to your wrinkly face, soft belly, and arm waddles. Nobody wants to see that. You’re embarrassing yourself. Let him close his eyes the whole time he makes love to you, it’s only fair. Embodying eros in midlife form just isn’t appropriate. What are you–French? Don’t wear that thing that makes you feel like you’re at a party where people might skate. You look like a bag lady who lost her cart. Stake no claim in eros though your heart still beats, your lungs still breathe and your pussy still throbs. Doesn’t it?
>My erotic life and my sexual life are related though not the same. They feed each other. Sexual confidence in middle age goes against so much conditioning. I don’t dismiss that, I notice it until it scampers off. I let it draw me deeper into the miracle of my body. Deeper into the mystery of sharing my body with another. The smells, the aches, the new softness of all of it. I could bemoan not “keeping it tight”, or I could revel in my suppleness. I think it’s pretty clear which one leads to orgasm, though that’s not the goal. There is no goal. There is no winning, just more playing.
>Just this, just now. Just a middle aged white lady, being the be: wild heart, wet pussy, wind in hair.
>>212422488She looks like a fun old-timer to get drunk with at 2 AM
>>212418919 (OP)Okay, here’s your motivation. You’re shitposting, you’re surrounded by cocks to suck and there’s no one here to help you. There’s a fucking cock and you have to keep sucking it because you’re OP. There’s a big black cock, you sucked one of ‘em, you kept shitposting because you’re a fag. That’s your motivation!
>>212421901Have some orientation and remember the direction you came from. How fucking hard is that for retards?
>be map
>get kicked in creek
not my problem