Is this the new Bayformers?

https://apnews.com/article/jurassic-world-rebirth-box-office-d587adf9f2c12e29ec01802c5b7cfb1f

This will have legs and completely cuck Superman and F4.

>>212418953 (OP)
I guess it's the designated summer slopbuster because everything else is somehow even worse and carries less brand power.

>>212418953 (OP)
Jurassic park movies ha e always done well financially

And it only needs another 300M more to break even!

Dinosaurs are cooler on a movie theater screen.

>>212418953 (OP)
>Fucking how?
Uh, dinosaurs? Cute baby yeedosaur?

>>212418953 (OP)
Kids and browns love dinosaurs

Try getting out of your chud chamber sometimes

>>212419187
This, despite the first being the one good movie, all the movies rake in money, they can literally film a turd and name it 'Jurassic' and make a profit at this point.

>>212419234
lol keep coping jeet

>>212419234

>>212418953 (OP)
China loves this kind of slop

Every single Jurassic world made over a billion idk why anyone is surprised by this

>>212418953 (OP)
>Fucking how?
people like dinosaurs

>>212418953 (OP)
Third worlders gonna third world.

>>212418953 (OP)
You know how the critics bitched about a shit plot and empty human characters? That's why it's good. Quick set up, cast of dino snacks established, and then it's just a nonstop thrill ride from one dinosaur to the next. Most enjoyable Jurassic movie since the original. Wasn't trying to be art, or make a statement, it was just a straightforward blockbuster with dinosaurs eating humans.

>>212419407
>browns love dinosaurs
paleontology is strictly a white mans field (and chinese i guess). i've never met a brown person that knows anything whatsoever about dinosaurs. why are you wrong and stupid?

>>212418953 (OP)
>make a movie with featherless dinosaurs
>movie flops
Gee, I wonder why.

>>212419801
I have a book by a black paleontologist. It actually features every single species of dinosaur we knew of at the time. His name is Evan Johnson-Ransom

I know they exist but I can't imagine the type of slack jawed retard that watches these movies

>>212419800
This. People want to see dinos, not deep emotional characters.

>>212420062

kids + families + people who can't afford a vacation in this economy and need a rollercoaster equivalent

>>212419654
This, plus a pair of tits running around, what could go wrong?

>>212420062
>>212420171
>See a movie on the weekend
>Go enjoy the rest of your weekend afterwards
>Some permavirgin on 4chinz is mad about it

Why do this to yourselves. Do you get mad seeing couples hold hands, too?

>>212418953 (OP)
This is what zoomers and third worlders line up for by the billions.

Endless sequels and remakes with increasingly ridiculous plots that don’t even make sense. They might as well just let AI make the movies now days since everything is just recycled.

>>212418953 (OP)
>We might actually get Jurassic World vs Fast and Furious mega kino
>It will make 93 trillion dollars at the box office

>>212420739
Fast is ending though, it'll be a Jurassic World x Kong x Godzilla movie.

>>212419800
Buy an ad

>>212419800
But think of the heckin slow burn character drama and serious looking middle aged people discussing dinosaur tax policies…

Most people who go to the cinema are low IQ normies who just want to look at a screen for a few hours.

>>212419140
this

Movie theatres exist for action slop like this, there’s literally no point going to theatre to watch some sun dance Oscar bait or whatever

>>212421710
Reading books doesn't make you less of a nigger

>>212421929
Only someone that doesn’t read books would say that

>>212420062
Critics because they have to lol

The entire thing kicks off because a snickers wrapper gets stuck in a door. This movie was god awful slop and I wanted all of the humans to die

>>212422595
Spared no expense.

>>212421447
I bought a ticket.

>>212422058
I read books and occasionally go to the movies. But I have disposable income so I don't need to cope about other people enjoying things. #rip #camrip #bussin

>>212418953 (OP)
I thought I’ve heard from various places the movie is fucking shit?

>>212423941
It’s weird shit kino. Like it’s really good at being bad. It’s hard to explain

>>212423941
Your you tube plebs are critics now and lost the way all of them. All they want is realism in everything.