Why did no one tell me about this kino?

satanic jewish crap. Christ is King

>>212423361 (OP)
We don't really like you, so we like to keep good stuff from you, as a prank.

We talked about it for a couple weeks last year and we pretty much agreed it was terrible.
I thought Gretel & Hansel was pretty good though so I'm gonna have to watch more of this guy's movies to figure out which one was the fluke.

>>212423396
Christ is King. Still liked the movie. It's not real desu.

When it released there were threads pretty regularly for a bit. Consensus was it had a weak third act but Nic and the cinematography were good.

because its shit and everyone knows it

>>212426677
I just don't like how corny and on the nose Oz Perkins is with the whole Satan thing. Same goes for February. Just keep it a low level demon or some shit. Literal Satan is not wasting his time fucking with one person on Earth at a time.

Funniest part of the film was how some trannies condemned it as being transphobic, baffling even the most woke left-leaning "allies" who had no fucking idea what they were talking about. Apparently they just got triggered by Longlegs whole freaky glam rock aesthetic, which reminded them of themselves because of the stringy hair and somewhat feminine clothing. Even /tv/ bros who can't stop thinking about trannies didn't even think twice about Longlegs being some kind of trans metaphor which makes it all the more funny that they got so pissed about it.

>>212427708
trannies are literally evil demons imo

I am a Satanist and thought this was trash

>>212427708
Are you making this up or did that actually happen? I haven't seen anyone say it on here or xitter, both of which are tranny sites. The performance was a pretty straightforward tribute to Tiny Tim and even if you didn't know who he was I figured people would just assume it was Nic Cage being zany as usual.

>>212423361 (OP)
/tv/ destroyed it

>>212426106
That's the majority opinion
There's a couple of anons who know kino when we see it, this one is a slow burner, memory hole, and it'll stand up in the fedlady-serial-killer-genre. Likely the only work this director will be known for, interdasting considering his mommy issues; a deranged meticulous edit went into this picture, it shows.

>Time is a flat circle