>6 minutes of preamble
>23 minute long video
>"its alright"

You don't want reviewbrah's content for a brief overview. He gives the complete and total review of goyslop.

redditbrah, hope he has a heart attack

>>212426974 (OP)
We owe him so much

>>212426974 (OP)
I would die for reviewsis

alright alright alright

>>212426974 (OP)
Reviewbrah always struck me as an 80s gay guy that dresses in suits and makes new-wave

>>212426974 (OP)
How do you review food when I'm assuming he gets it from doordash, then talks for 15 minutes? by that time the food has been sitting for like 30 minutes

also when he said that he hates pickles and mayo but orders it with them and might effect the score i dropped him

>>212426974 (OP)
needs to review some fingernail clippers

>>212426974 (OP)
His first radio show he did he basically talked about how he's become a hermit because he doesn't even like the feeling of walking into a restaurant and people looking at him. He also said he hates that he makes his living from "eating poison". He sounded depressed as fuck

why are his nails so fucking long

>>212427842
i love the discourse from fans of this guy saying he "dropped off" and "phones it in" now as if the schtick hasn't been the same forever. he just stuffs his face and goes "oh muhhh gawwdd" and gives it a glowing review

>>212427808
big if true!

>>212427842
He plays the classical lyra , you wouldn't get it

>>212427820
He lives in this bad area for food too, there is no way some of these items are as bad as he says and he hates 9 out of 10 new items now.

>>212427974
yeah, he lives in Florida right? I live in a shitty city in Florida and most fast food joints are dogshit

there can be only ONE food review boss
https://youtu.be/CYzuSKeYaTM?si=hZql24do7mYLIy3m&t=357

>>212426974 (OP)
how many times is this dude gonna review a pepperoni pizza? i swear i think pizza is just his favorite food and just wants to phone some videos in

>>212426974 (OP)
Is is teeth made of chalk? Every time he takes a bite of a burger or fry he struggles to bite through it and struggles to pull it away from his mouth like it is heavy lifting.

Hello everyone, this is Running On Empty… Food Review.

Today’s review is… something that I genuinely never thought I would find myself trying—especially from a fast food chain like Wendy’s.

Now, as you all know, Wendy’s is typically associated with square hamburgers, spicy nuggets, and that incredibly polarizing ghost pepper ranch sauce they like to tout every few months. But today? They’ve decided to walk off the cliff of culinary convention and dive face-first into chaos.

Because what I’m reviewing today is a bag of crab legs…coated in Takis powder. Yes, you heard me right.

This… isn’t a side. This isn’t even a combo meal. It’s just… a plastic bag. Tied off at the top. Inside? Steamed—if you can call it that—crab legs, dusted in neon-red Takis Fuego seasoning.

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>>212428130
the vomelette episode was my favorite

>>212426974 (OP)

I like this nigga, but his schtick gets old fast

>>212428222
Based

>>212428159
for me its whenever theres old rations with cigarettes and coffee

He seems incredibly blackpilled now. If I lived in Florida I'd take him out to all the dive bars and get hammered with him

4chan made this faggot famous and the moment he got rich he denounced us. I still remember him posting in /r9k/ threads.

>>212428456
i think it's because an anon doxxed him and threatened to kill him

>>212427863
Zero sympathy for two-faced whores like him.

>>212428456
Anyone have that screencap of him saying he posts on /pol/? Money makes people so gay.

he wastes his potential by only doing food content, when his most interesting stuff is non-food content

>>212428561
The only screencap you guys have ever posted about this guy is him calling someone a "faggot" and saying that makes him based when anybody pre-2015 used language like that on the internet without being an alt-right tard

>>212428497
No, that wasn't it. His 4chan past got dug up and he made that weird video walking through his house denouncing us. He used to encourage anons on /r9k/ to be more confident and everyone really liked him, then his wallet got too big and he stabbed everyone who made his career in the back.

>>212428788
For what it's worth, he's also a big North Korea-boo, used to have public playlists about them, you can still find comments from him under North Korea-themed videos and he has an episode of his radio show about defending them against media misinformation

>>212428577
Even food dip does based political content now
https://youtu.be/eiZhgmg9jw0

>>212428788
He was one of us before he joined the tranny grift for money. Now that the new grift is here he'll likely come crawling back. Spineless loser.

I wonder if he still thinks he's being gang stalked

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>>212428840
I can't tell if this is some schizo headcanon Mandela effect thing going on or if there's actual documented evidence behind it but I'd love to see any if it's out there

>>212427820
>he said that he hates pickles and mayo but orders it with them and might effect the score
But that's objectively funny

>>212427820
This was always a problem i saw with him. Like he'd have a burger that's been sitting in the box an hour, at which point it's starting to grease out and fall apart. Most fast food is meant to be consumed fast.

>>212428916
Go on his radio show on YouTube and scroll ~5ish years back
Also this is the only video I remember with his comment underneath it. I looked it up and he actually has a few different podcast episodes about the old DPRK. I had a screenshot of his old NK playlist before he privated/deleted it years ago on my old desktop but that's in storage rn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BO83Ig-E8E

He at least used to post here. I saw him banepost in the comments to one of his videos years ago.

>>212428916
He literally used to post here you fucking newfag.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wWiW_Dgrw60

>>212427820
I'm not sure how many people watch him for his actual food reviews. I watch him because he's freaky lil guy that wears suits, talks like he's from the 30s, and has long nails

>>212428916
>>212429016
For reference, I ought to have mentioned that the video I linked is explicitly about defending North Korea.
You can also find replies to his comment referencing the North Korea playlist I'm referring to.

>>212427820
Mayonnaise is meh, miracle whip is where it’s at

>>212428130

I'd pound his lil pink hole like there wasn't going to be a tomorrow 2bh

>>212428868
The bird shit on the back window is so funny to me

>>212427863
How does he not have enough money to live off for the rest of his life?

>>212428868
yeah, fuck this chud. he's always mean to his wife too when she is way out of his league

>>212429145
kek

>>212429221
When you put her next to that ugly troll she looks like a 10

>>212426974 (OP)
V-status?

>>212429145
Is that his girl or just a random fan?

>>212429221
>>212429324
He’s negging her it works

>>212429201
he spent most of it on broadcasting costs for his radio show

>>212428875
>thread is from 2016
Now to be fair literally everyone and their grandma suddenly got political like Jontron and Oney and Fantano. It was a crazy time

>>212429324
she always seems zooted out of her mind when she's sitting in the back seat. one time she started dry shaving her face back there.

>>212428222
Incredibly based

>EggMan has multiple organ failure and will die in 2 years
Bruh...

>>212429640
No way

>>212427808
huh, you always struck me as an 80s gay guy who sucks dick down at the truck stop glory hole

I saw a clip of this FAS loser and his nails are fucking disgusting. I want to hurt that little fucing prick so bad. ugly little cunt

>>212427935
>This is Running On Empty prescription review

but seriously wahts wrong with this guy hes weird

>>212426974 (OP)
you will never be dressed so well while eating chicken nuggets

>>212428222
what year was this

>>212430363
He was ass raped by his dad thousands of times whilst growing up. Thats gonna make ya a bit weird

>>212426974 (OP)
This was cute when he was just a little twink in a suit with a happy meal