what has the black guy on the ship done these past 11 years?

he ate all the chicken and then went into cryosleep

>>212428484 (OP)
Wouldn't it be more realistic that the black dude would've just left them to go for the other habitable planets because he thought they died?

>>212428484 (OP)
found aliens who needed the bbc

>>212428484 (OP)
More than what you've done on earth in the past 11 years

Watch kino like murderbot.

>>212428860
Like what?

>>212428884
creampied a sleeping anne hathaway

>>212428774
He can't. Only Cooper knows how to pilot the ship.

>>212428484 (OP)
>hey we got this tip from this astronaut 20 years ago that this planet is ready for settlement
>but wouldn't that mean he's only been there a few hours from his perspective? so he's certain that humanity is ready to settle on a planet he hasn't even spent the night on?
>...

>>212428484 (OP)
what was he to do but goon to murphs video transmissions?

>>212429203

>>212429203
wow he's literally me

Miller's Planet is so fucking stupid it's unreal
>Brand and Doyle somehow don't see the wave when they first exit the ranger
>Nobody saw the wave during the landing
>They have to physically retrieve the black box and have no way to just download the data from orbit
>Brand somehow knows exactly where the data is despite the beacon being separated from it and no further wreckage being visible above the waterline
>Brand (and Doyle) go to physically retrieve it instead of just sending CASE
>Doyle stands arounds like a retard while CASE goes to save Brand

>>212429450
this entire scene and movie is full of retarded concept
>nolan hires a physicist to plan out the black hole
>millers planet would need to be like 4 miles from the event horizon to experience such massive time dilation
>no such thing is possible
>yet he goes with this retarded idea
>movie characters think its a good idea to go to a planet where things are 1000x slower
>they are literally against the clock and decide its okay to waste a few years going there anyway
>everything you said happens
nolan is a fucking hack

>>212428968
He had 11 years to learn

I know what I would have done 30 seconds after the shuttle detached from the space station:
Sniff Brand's used underwear.

>Not noticing the giant wave that circles the planet
>Retarded fucking robot that's literally just a bundle of sticks
>Look Murph I'm a bookshelf now
Pure Nolanslop

Why was the world upside down at the end? I haven't seen the movie in nine years, but I remember there being like an upside-down baseball field for some reason. I don't get it.

>Rom, what did you all these years?
>I stayed noided. Got the DNA of gothic lemons

>>212429750
what do you think robots will look like? they won't look humanoid. humans are shit design

>>212428968
cooper, and the two robots. one of which was on the ship

>>212430772
>humans are shit design
if midwit was in the dictionary this post would be the example illustration

someone explain to me without a metaphor how the time dilation works scientifically and why

>>212430836
you're a very dumb person that doesn't know he's dumb

>>212429450
Interstellar is a stupid movie made to make stupid people feel smart
It's dog shit

>>212430706
>gargantua, i make it cum
>fuck the black hole with my tongue

>>212430970
>Be the pinnacle of evolution
>Huur it's not good enough
>n-no u
Actual midwit

>>212429558
>>212429450
Interstellar would've been an amazing scifi short-film collection
it's not only a clusterfuck of different stories all stapled together, it's physically just too long

>>212431086
let me guess, earth is flat, space is fake and muhammad wasn't a pedophile

>>212430892
The stronger the gravity the slower time passes

>>212431123
ohh cute you know you have nothing to say so you're just gonna straw man and yell at that

>>212430361
Look up what an O'Neill cylinder is

>>212431086
evolution doesn't have a pinnacle, dumbass. but if we're keeping score then insects are winning by biomass, number of individuals, and long-term survival prospects

>>212428484 (OP)
I still don't get what Anne was thinking when she thought she was going to hike it in the 2 foot deep water to the "mountains" 5 miles away from them

>>212429132
not even a few hours. Like 20 minutes.

>>212429750
>>Retarded fucking robot that's literally just a bundle of sticks
CMON TARS. YOU FAGGOT!

>>212431257
>insects
You are such a midwit contrarian

>>212429132
>>212431339
>crops are starting to die on earth of disease
>therefore, we must explore the planet covered in 2 feet of salt water so we can move the entire human species there.
>the corn will grow much better on that planet
this movie was so fucking stupid

Wouldn't it have been more realistic if the black guy left to go get cigarettes?

>>212430981
only "superior-stupid" people get mad about things being made for "medium-stupid and below" people. you're one notch above retarded so you gain self confidence by looking down instead of up

>>212431372
>he said, seething

>>212429558
>nolan is a fucking hack
correct

>>212429558
Wouldn't even the concept of living on a planet where time basically pauses for you while the rest of the universe wizzes by be kind of a bad idea in the first place? I can't think of anything in specific but it seems like it would have some kind unforeseen cosmic consequences

>>212431477
Found a retarded Interstellar fan
oof

Would someone PLEASE fold a piece of paper and shove a pencil in it to explain the space time continuum for me?

>>212431498
the only point that would make sense if that planet is viable for human colonization and it takes decades to get people to move there and when you get there the person that left 30 years ago was only there for like half a day and you would reunite with them.
but then you yourself would be 30 years older and bring in advance tech that would be useless cause they had barely enough time to setup a tent.

yeah no, nolan is a retarded hack.

>>212431108
Maybe, but at the same time Miller's Planet is practically its own vignette, and it's still dumb as hell.
It's not the concept or the impractical, if not completely inaccurate depiction of the theoretical physics, that I can let go since it's just a creative medium to portray said theories with visual inspiration. For me, it's "smart" characters acting stupid to create tension where tension already exists anyway due to the aforementioned. Everybody hypes up the soundtrack of the sequence, how it's a clock and each tick is a day or whatever, and the overarching dread as the realization that the planet is likely uninhabitable. Great, LET THE FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN DRIVE THE DRAMA, NOT CHARACTERS ACTING RETARDED.
You don't even need the stupid ass wave or Brand and Doyle fumbling around like morons. Just have the Ranger fail on entry and the time spent repairing it be the tension. They made an entire fucking movie that is 100x more compelling on this premise, it's called Apollo 13.
And they did it without portraying anybody as a bumbling fuckwad.

>>212431450
Yeah. They could've at least had 5 seconds explaining. "We tried to make floating hydroponics plants with microbe filtration systems out in the ocean to grow things... but somehow the blight reached them too" or "We tried making plant antibodies for the blight... but that failed" or "we'll bioengineer algae to be nutritious and farm the sea with it".
Instead we get "Yeah we'll grow corn in subzero temperatures with an atmosphere of ammonia. That's a way better idea."

>>212430361
It was a space station.

>>212431086
>evolution has a telos
third world education

>>212431742
but they had to kill off characters

>>212431134
appreciate the simple sentiment but what is gravity doing to people biologically to make time slower organically

>>212432469
Fuck off and turn off your brain

>>212431557
>*sigh*
>picks up sheet of paper and pencil
>faster than light travel actually works like this
>*trolls sheet of paper around the pencil*
>the pencil is the ship and the engine makes a tube of space to travel quickly down

>>212428901
She wasn't asleep, she was down on the planet, it's like you don't even watch Nolan films

>>212428484 (OP)
Survive

>>212430892
Time can be relative just like distance can be relative. If an explosion is set off to your and one is set off to your left at an equal distance you perceive them the same way. Someone standing at an angle to you and some distance away would perceive the explosions slightly out of sync because the light and sound take time to reach them.

>>212430361
Spin the drum!

>>212430892
Time can be relative just like distance can be relative. If one explosion is set off to your left and one is set off to your right at an equal distance you perceive them the same way. The light and sound from both would reach you at the same time. Someone standing at an angle to you and some distance away would perceive the explosions slightly out of sync because the light and sound take time to reach them.

>>212430772
The KitKat design is worse

>>212428901
?????????

based retard

>>212428484 (OP)
researched why the smoke detector beeped

>>212428484 (OP)
Caught up on all the Law and Orders, NCISs, and Grey's Anatomys.

>>212430892
>someone explain to me without a metaphor how the time dilation works scientifically and why
causality travels just like light, and at the same speed
if you go too fast, your causality is not moving away from you as fast as it usually does. so time slows down

>disclaimer: this is not based on any proven knowledge

>>212430892
Time dilation isn't real, just like space isn't real.

>>212431163
mayli did spermsuckers? I never watched that one.

>>212428484 (OP)
jerking it in zero g and playing mario kart 8

>>212428484 (OP)
jerking off to futa porn

>>212428484 (OP)
probably gooned a lot

>>212431450
>this movie was so fucking stupid
it's like Nolan invested all his IQ points in Inception and since then he's only been shitting gnosticslop... talk about deal with the devil lol
he's like the third Wachowski sister (male)

>>212433611
Inception was a shit movie too

>>212428484 (OP)
Time isnt an actual force its a measurement system we invented

>>212433633
I didn't say it wasn't... but it is most certainly watchable which can't be said about what followed it

nolan just went full bore into hackery after dark knight rises

>>212434038
I wanted to watch all three of his Batman movies but after the first two I got so burned out I think I'll never get around to watch Dark Knight Rises :(

>>212434038
>>212434122
Dark Knight Rises is where his retardation started

>>212434209
get this hothead out of here

>>212430706
>>212431030

Kek

>>212432264
but why

>>212431581
It's been forever since I saw it, but I'm pretty sure their spacecraft emerged from the wormhole in such a place that they either had to go to time-dilation planet first or not at all due to fuel limitations. So either they certainly lose a few years, or possibly lose a habitable planet.

>>212433208
english doc!

>>212435890
imagine you have a piece of paper and a pencil. if you bend the pencil into a loop, you can roll the paper up and put it inside the pencil. That's us

>>212433641
okay but love is an actual force and it's measurable

>>212434122
first hour of DKR is great

>>212435962
dumb it down for me kemosabe

>>212429132
It's a lose-lose situation. Either he immediately sends out a signal, or he waits until he's sure the planet is actually safe in which case decades or centuries have passed outside and the signal is now useless.

>>212435662
Akshullly...
Going to a planet that is closest to its star/primary takes the most time or fuel. Especially when you go back up.

>>212431339
he had a panic attack and sent out a signal after just 20 minutes on the planet? he also claims he explored everywhere and found nothing which kinda implies he also did that in those 20 minutes.
either that or he made an assumption that the planet was dead based on nothing, panicked, sent the signal, and then explored and confirmed that his initial guess that the planet was dead was correct.

>>212430772
Bushbot

>>212433641
Wrong

>>212435962
but i don't wanna be paper

>>212435962
woah

>>212429450
Nolan is not an intelligent man. He has other good qualities as a filmmaker, but he's just not an intelligent person.

>>212437608
The word is whoa

>>212430772
They won't fucking look like that

>>212431450
The idea that they can travel through space and resettle the entire human race but they can't cure so crops is the funniest shit ever.

>>212428484 (OP)
Gooning to Anne Hathaway's unwashed panties

>>212436338
sounds about right.
Probably landed, went "Oh! Water! I'd better send out the signal" and then was almost immediately jobbed by the big fucking wave

>>212438409
oh I got the planets mixed up I was thinking of matt demon's planet. it's been a long time.

>>212438285
she ugly though

>>212428484 (OP)
world record goon session

>>212439137
edgy

>>212439438
hardly, I looked up her wikipedia after re-watching the movie yesterday... and I'm a catholic like her
it's a blunt weapon or a sledgehammer at most

>>212429558
Actually you can get that close if the black hole is super large and rotating maximally.

>>212432469
>>212430892
Space and time are connected, same as each physical dimension is connected. Gravity stretches space, and thus time.

>>212429203
Maybe he lied about how they get the receiving videos but "nothing goes out" because he was just gooning to them all.

>>212428484 (OP)
Nolan movies make zero sense. The guy is a horrible filmmaker. You are a no-taste-having faggot if you enjoy any of them.

>>212439844
>hits blunt & tips fedora

>>212429450
>>Brand and Doyle somehow don't see the wave when they first exit the ranger
>Nobody saw the wave during the landing
They do, they think it's a mountain range on the horizon. Watch the movie.
>They have to physically retrieve the black box and have no way to just download the data from orbit
Do you not know what a black box is?
>>Brand somehow knows exactly where the data is despite the beacon being separated from it and no further wreckage being visible above the waterline
She doesn't, that's why they're digging around for it
>>Brand (and Doyle) go to physically retrieve it instead of just sending CASE
They don't know there's a need to until after they've found it
>>Doyle stands arounds like a retard while CASE goes to save Brand
bro is making sure CASE does his job, he might need help

>>212429558
Yeah I'm sure you, random internet retard, know more about black holes and time dilation than Nobel prize winner Kip Thorne

>>212431450
>>212438159
Plan A was a lie to trick people into enacting Plan B. Did you retards even watch the movie?

>>212428726
It's a prerequisite for going into cryosleep

>>212430892
sure, here you go champ

>>212428968
They've all had simulator training so they can land and operate the expedition vehicles. Cooper is the only one with practical flight experience, but they were going to go ahead with the mission anyway.

>>212428484 (OP)
>what has the black guy on the ship done these past 11 years?
He watched actual good movies, unlike Intersloppa

>>212440483
>i have become kfc chicken, destroyer of wallet

>>212429558
>millers planet would need to be like 4 miles from the event horizon to experience such massive time dilation
proofs?

>>212440102
>The movie's production team consulted with physicist Kip Thorne, who is a leading expert on black holes and relativity, to ensure the science was as accurate as possible, but some creative liberties were taken for storytelling purposes.
>>212441033
here is the formula. you can figure it out using chat
Δt' = Δt * √(1 - 2GM/rc2)
https://www.mathpages.com/rr/s7-03/7-03.htm

here is what chat has to say:
>In Interstellar, the extreme time dilation experienced on Miller's planet, where 1 hour equals 7 Earth years, is highly exaggerated for dramatic effect. To achieve such a dramatic effect, a planet would need to be incredibly close to a black hole's event horizon, so close that it would likely be torn apart by tidal forces. The time dilation effect is real and increases as you get closer to a black hole, but not to the extent depicted in the movie.

oh shit we got mathematical symbols anons /jumps into cover

>>212429450
One thing I hate about Nolan's movies is that they go into cool environments but those are incredibly sterile. They splash down on a water planet with huge tsunami waves but we couldn't get any crazy alien life that had adapted to those conditions? Not even fish or a freaky manta shark riding the wave like an Aussie?

>>212428484 (OP)
gooning

>>212441944
wow what a faggy thing to say how about no make your own gay anime epic random sci fi

>>212428484 (OP)
What a terrible planet to even think about inhabiting.

>>212441944
also its like you don't realise one of the main points of the movie is the isolation of mankind. having gay ass aliens everywhere would destroy the main emotion of the film

>>212442281
>>212442307
Lay off the drink Chris. It's bad enough that you already have one successful mini-me in the industry (Villeneuve)

>>212442304
this, completely covered in water and right next to a black hole should be an instant write-off ffs

>>212428484 (OP)
>forget the black box you fucking Karen and get your ass back to the ship
>NO! THE MOUNTAIN-HIGH TSUNAMI WAVE ISN'T ENOUGH DATA THAT THIS PLANET IS INHOSPITABLE

>>212430361
Its spinning for artificial gravity silly billy

>>212428484 (OP)
Each hour there is 7 years in the ship and when they come back it's been 20 years, but they were only down there for like 20 minutes. What gives?

>>212432530
>Blows on roll of paper like a native savage's dartgun, lodging the pencil in your jugular

>>212429750
I love TARS design

>>212430772
Holy low IQ

>>212431163
>my work

>>212429750
>Look Murph I'm a bookshelf now
kek

>>212432808
wasn't the drum the name of one of the characters

>>212428484 (OP)
Contemplating his bonus situation.

>>212428484 (OP)
Fucking the music, making it cum

>>212429558
>>212429450
Midwits

i never saw Interstellar in my life. How good is it? (i saw all Nolan movies except that one)

>>212444999
>i saw all Nolan movies except that one
it's exactly as good as you expeect it to be

>>212431540
People much smarter than you like Interstellar.

>>212433328
Based knower

>>212443463
TARS was a bad design. CASE was better

>>212430772
>humans are poorly designed, that's why they conquered the entire planet

>*Space glass breaks*

>>212428484 (OP) Research, obviously. He didn't go far, doe. No big discoveries to report.

>>212429558
You'd understand it if you read my book.

>>212428484 (OP)
he was inventing a new type of computer

>>212428484 (OP)
Those waves were scary

>>212428484 (OP)
Studying love

>>212447170
>they're not waves...they're mountains!

STELLAR!

>>212431086

>>212448047
LOL

>>212447827
>tfw Cooper is yelling futilely at the bookcase for Murph to get him to stay and not leave

I've never seen this movie and I'm never going to.
I don't like Nolan that much.

>>212448767
thank you for answering the question, "Why are you such a loser?"

>>212428484 (OP)
He was learning how to make the tamago, probably spent the remaining year gooning

>>212448767
thank you for answering the question, "how'd you get to be so based?"

>>212431086

>>212431742
>You don't even need the stupid ass wave
No, we definitely need that. It was one of the iconic moments of the movie. We simply needed less stupid characters.

>>212428484 (OP)
Why does time go faster for the black guy if the time dilation originates from the black hole and not the planet itself?

>>212451229
>We simply needed less stupid characters.

>We're the best scientists
>Chosen for this mission
>LOVE IS STRONGER THAN SCIENCE *screeeetch*

>>212450967
What's with the boy haircut?

>>212451335
>Brand goes on an autistic rant about how love is stronger than science to justify going to her BF's planet first
>Cooper being all stoic shuts her down for being retarded
>he ends up discovering the power of love inside the tesseract
>she ends up being right all along when the planet turned out to be habitable, breathable atmosphere included
Kino
Midwits think this is a movie about science but that's just the dressing, at its core it's a movie about Love. In contrast Dr. Mann only loved himself and almost doomed all of mankind for it.

>>212430892
One of the hardest laws of reality is that light always goes the same speed. You might think you could make light go faster by running with a flashlight or pointing it down so gravity pulls on it, but the universe will slow your time down to make your light stay the same speed.