>He's right behind me, isn't he?
>Oh n-

That seemed so unviolent. The originals weren't R but their kill scenes were still great and effective.

I had to rewind to appreciate that transition. What's the dino btw? Or is it one of the "mutations"?

>>212429179 (OP)
> oh I guess I can’t pull this three thousand pound bag… guess I better regroup with the others

>>212429179 (OP)
>no gore
These movies fucking suck now.

im sorry but how do i play this on my phone

>>212429179 (OP)
who even watches this pathetic CGI. Yeah sure, she doesnt notice a giant dinosaur going into the water at all or walking up to her. It's not like she was directly at the water, it had to walk out

>None of them noticed it there

NON-WHITES DEI PARK

>>212429884
>welcome to the lost world...

>>212429253
There was never any real gore. I think the most you get from the original is Sam Jackson's arm

brah its a movie.
you cannot capture shit like that in a realistic setting.
director wanted it filmed in a single frame, and thats how you set it up.
TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN!

>>212429179 (OP)
Shits so stupid even an average size salty would have made way too much noise getting back into the water. I watch a rough autistic aussies to know how easy it is to hear that shit

>>212429978
good morning saaaaaaar!

>>212429179 (OP)
what is she wearing

>>212430060
that kind of full body top is typical for sailor types

>>212430000
CHacked and Baishhed

>>212429179 (OP)
The spinos were the best part of the movie.

>>212429978
why do idiots think everyone is as incompetent as they are?

>>212429939

In Jurassic World the hybrid eats some of the asset containment team and blood showers the camera's POV.

>>212429179 (OP)
This is nicely edited, so unlike modern slop. So it's a good movie after all? The colors look off though

>>212432046
It's literally the second best movie in the franchise.

do you expect me to believe a pallet of arms and gear was airdropped with 8 (eight) underseat life preservers strapped to it would make it to the shore

>>212429179 (OP)
is that suppose to be a dimetrodon? cause they aren't dinosaurs but mammal like reptiles.

>>212429240
Ita a spinosaurus

>>212429179 (OP)
If that's the logic that got you to "wow I can't take this movie movie-ing" then you should of walked out at the start when the disinfectant room had negative pressure rather than positive pressure. You'd want to be pumping clean air in rather than letting dirty air in. That would mean they wouldn't have to take into account candy wrappers if they didn't get a retarded HVAC guy.
But movie gotta movie. It was fun at least, liked climax.

>>212429253
there is SOME very light gore towards the end

>>212429240
Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus

>>212429240
Potato chip dinosaur.

>>212429179 (OP)
>4 people standing around a tiny 100 pound supply bag
>leave the giant 3000 pound supply crate to one woman

>>212431867
Cuz they is. You think you’re some sort of genius? You ain’t better than any of us.

The gore in this movie was disappointing. I don’t know why it couldn’t be on the level of Terrifier 3 for example. They’re almost the same genre. There’s so much potential for gore and carnage and you get nothing.

>>212429884
I literally don't care about these people for that exact reason lmao

>>212429253
Even Peter Jackson King Kong and King Skull Island has better kills.
>That scene where the chef is getting eaten by leeches
>that guy stabbed in the mouth by the spider
And those movies were PG-13. These JW movies have no excuse.

>>212432035
Are you seriously citing jurassic world as a good example you fuckin retard?

>>212434778
Because these movies are literally toy commercials for children and man-children.

I am legit serious. They had commercials for JW Domion on Cartoon Network LONG after the movie left theaters.


These movies can’t be gory because that would get them an R-rating and that would mean less kiddies at the theater.
And the kills can’t be too gory or it will give kids nightmares. As such, most of these kills in these are just humans being vored (not chewed up or split in half) or being tackled by raptors.

>>212429274
Where do you even live that you even found a phone that can't play a webm? Any android or iphone can play them.

Well, they could at least go for some funny splatter.

I thought this was fucking AI

Something about the physics, the dinosaurs don't affect their surroundings like their size should.

>>212436023
Where have you been the past 20 years? Its called CGI slop.

>>212436068
Where have I been? Not watching CGI slop, obviously

>>212436159
You haven't watch any movies in 2 decades?

>>212436304
No man, why else would I post on /tv/

>>212432281
That's Lost World

>>212429239
We've gotten much softer as a people. The original kill scenes would be R-rated today.

Trex seems like a fun brosaurus, just havin a nappy then playing with bouncy yellow toy

There's something deeply unsettling about watching someone get eaten alive. It taps into that primal fear we have buried within us that we forget, until nature reminds us.

Even tho the original JP trilogy wasnt too graphic, it still showed enough that it still sticks with me. I think the biggest thing that helped sell the scenes was the sounds. Moldoon screaming in JP1, the bones crunching followed by the blood waterfall in JP2. The sound of Eddie's spine crack as he's split in half in JP2. Even in JP3 the guy yelling and the sound of the Spinos jaw snap on him

How come they hid the part where she’s attacked?

>>212429179 (OP)
How do you not notice a 5-10 ton animal 20 feet away?

>>212429179 (OP)
might as well be on off screen death if you block it with stupid props

>>212437134
Budget cuts

>>212437102

>>212429179 (OP)
Did no one notice a giant dinosaur sprawled out on the beach shore? So fucking stupid.

>>212437102
Jp2 wasn't great but the part where they walked into the tall grass and got eaten by raptors was pretty good. Being in an environment where you can't see a damn thing and something is picking you off one by one is pretty spooky.

>>212429884
>I can only relate with white people despite being a nigger myself
Stop embarrassing yourself

>>212437150
Most reptiles have built in camouflage.

What's /tv/favorite dinosaur?
Mine's the one with 500 teeth.

if it was me on that beach things would have gone down a lot differently

>>212437102
the description of Dennis nerdy dying in the book is absolutely horrific. it's horrible.
he is fully blinded with the venom burning is eyes and burning his skin. and then he feels when us stomach is ripped open. and he says he feels like knives going in his skull.

>>212435837
>I am legit serious.
Back to plebbit you go

>>212437273
Did you? Cause I didn’t

>>212437273
It can be surprisingly hard to spot something that lies perfectly still.

>>212438569
Dr. Wu's book death is what did it for me, him trying to pull his intestines back into his gut while Raptors tugged them out

3 was the best film and I'm glad it's getting vindicated with time.

>>212437102
For me it was the guy being eaten by the swarm of tiny dinosaurs in JP2. I'd argue it's easier to fight one big thing than 4 dozen small things.

>>212439231
3 was kino.

Unrelated to the specific OP webm but I dislike how the dinosaurs are behaving more and more like monsters rather than animals. Well, I think it'd be ok with some sci-fi explanation as to why the dinosaurs are so intent on killing the humans specifically, but I don't think any's really been given.

>>212439364
>more and more like
nigga these have been monster movies since the very first JP

>>212429179 (OP)
how do you even craft this scene?
>90lb woman for some reason trying to push hundreds of lbs of gear that doesnt even budge, decides if she just gets it from another angle she'll suddenly be able to haul it.
>giant fucking sea creature sleeping on the beach that no one had noticed
>said giant sea creature gets up and jumps into the water, everybody STILL oblivious
>ninja sneaks up to woman and only as shes being dragged into the water do people suddenly realize godzilla is in their camp

>>212429179 (OP)
>no blood in the water
>black dude screams (kek cliche) but can't do shit
Yeah, certified slop.

>>212439563
Easily if you read the plot you'll understand.

blows my mind theyre still making these movies
who the actual fuck is watching them

>>212439231
If 3 was so great tell me how a kid survived so long and how he got a erlenmeyer flask full of trex piss.

a snickers bar wrapper shutting down the entire security system was way worse