Why do assholes get women and nice guys get NOTHING

Bart won

>>212430417 (OP)
Do you think Nelson got the old fuck and suck?

I'm sure "nice guys" think that. At my work there's a couple "nice guys" who in reality are extremely socially awkward and do not talk to the women. They seethe at me because I am surrounded by women at events but this is simply because I treat them like normal friends.

>>212430535
who are you quoting?

>>212430417 (OP)
Good

>>212430417 (OP)
they're sexually attracted to evil

>nice guys
more like beta cucks

>>212430535
this
95% of "nice guys" are just gutless nerds waiting for THEIR turn to be cruel

>>212430642
Luann is so hot
built for NTR

>>212430535
No they have a point, if you're too nice to the point where a woman will never respect you, you will never get laid. Easiest way is to just tease them lightly, it's not hard but if you act like a simp they'll never like you romantically

>>212430417 (OP)
Why do you want a woman? They're worthless trash.

>>212430684
>NTR
qrd?

Because "nice guys" aren't usually nice. Just beta males who try to use nice as a means to obfuscate their desire for pussy. And women can spot that shit from a mile away. Not to mention if you're too nice you come off like a bitch and women already have a pussy. If she isn't a lesbian she's not looking for another one.

>>212430749
she dumps her husband for a gigachad
milhouse watches them have sex

>>212430839
but what does NTR stand for? Nelson's Tasty Rock ??

>>212430797
Every guy acts a certain way to get laid, even the chads

>>212430566
Myself
>>212430736
Playful teasing is not being an asshole. Thing is these nice guys can't playfully tease a woman because they don't have the balls to talk to them, learn about them, and find out what to even tease them about

>>212430797
nice guys can genuinely be nice and refer to those guys or also more creepy ones
the issue with the genuinely nice ones is that they're operating on female psychology, and are expecting the universe to magically reward them for their intrinsic value
only women get to play on that script, e.g. being pretty and having someone come along and reward that beauty
genuinely nice guys who aren't sexual don't understand that they have to take the active role sexually and that being passive is a death sentence for their romantic prospects - they don't know how to be "nice" but also sexual. Lots of them grow up listening to feminists that poison their mind that say that any kind of sexual interest in women is predatory and therefore bad/not nice

>>212430417 (OP)
Assholes are simple dominant and women want to be dominated but most self defined "nice" guys are unlikable little bitches with a strange narcissism

>>212430417 (OP)
Apu was a nice guy and he had it all.

>>212431139
>he had it all.
he got that badonkadonk if you catch what im putting down

>>212431164
was that his wife's name? I can never remember

>>212430417 (OP)
because womans sexuality is what drives evil in the world thats bascially why every religion worth anything in history has women under the heel.. basically islam is right about woman

>>212430749
Ned's Thick Rod

I miss Phil Hartman

Band

>>212432421
I piss Shit Fartman

>>212432421
His wife didn't

they can pussywhip an asshole into a passable human being, but they can't pussywhip a nice guy into a man

>>212432798
>they can't pussywhip a nice guy into a man
Yeah they can, it's called bullying.

>>212430417 (OP)
>Why do chucks get suck and fuck and nice sneeds get SEED and FEED

>>212432571
qrd?

>>212432851
you can't bully someone into having fuckable genetics

>>212430417 (OP)
Nice guys finish last. It's the law of nature. Can't have soft ass pussy niggas reproducing and weakening the gene pool.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

>>212433272
retard

>>212433488
nice try newfag

>>212430417 (OP)
Formerly Chucks

>>212433272
His wife shot him in his sleep

>>212433272
>>212433817
retard samefag fuck off

>>212430417 (OP)
Women are insane.

>le bully is actually complicated and deserves hapiness while you will die alone a fucking loser and you deserve it
Great message Matt

>>212431139
what use having it all if you still shit in the middle of the street

>>212434206
Kings shit where they want.

Slaves shit where they're told.