My friend is heavily into the occult and managed to summon King Paimon into his father. He asked him what he thought about his depiction in the movie Hereditary and Paimon's rage was indescribable. According to my friend, Paimon seeks the destruction of Ari Aster and his entire bloodline.

>>212432029 (OP)
What does king paimon think of paimon depiction in genshin impact

>>212432029 (OP)
I wonder if directors who practice ever do get blowback from demons.

>>212432179
Summon him yourself and ask him.

O king paimon, what do you think of your depiction as flying baby with diaper who loves to suck on her thumb while sleeping in chinese gacha video game genshin impact

>>212432029 (OP)
Based Paimon

>>212432029 (OP)
Your friend and his dad are fucking retarded you probably are too.

>>212432029 (OP)
>we thought summoning demons like in Hereditary is real but also the movie is retarded guise
Also by chance does your friend’s dad have the downs

>>212432029 (OP)
you shoulda asked the boi what he thought or the Exorcist

Paiman??? What’s his favorite flavor pumpkin or something?

>>212432029 (OP)
When I was a kid, there was a bakery store in my neighbourhood called King Paymon. I shit you not. I only made the connection when I watched Hereditary decades later but those must have been some creepy-ass Satanist owners.

>>212433867
Oh it’s pronounced payman? I thought it was like Pie Man… that fucks up my joke here >>212433706

>>212432029 (OP)
thats duke Gemory fagget

>>212432029 (OP)
Your friend is a low IQ queer and so are you. Why don’t try fucking each other in the ass to see if you can summon AIDS to rid the world of both of you.

>>212433199
>>212433610
>>212434129
Yeah, we get it. This stuff scares you. No need to act weirdly aggressive about it. Just avoid stuff like this and you'll be fine. I'm sure OPs friend knew the risks.

>>212433199
>>212433610
>>212434129
Shouldn't have made that shitty movie Ari......I'd be very afraid if I was you......

>>212432182
>blowback from demons
if we go by blues music "deal with the devil" standards, the "blowback" is what you make with the money you worked so hard for... although sometimes it's arguably even more than that
>be guitar master boss monster
>use money to get drunk
>person who hates you gives you a $150 (in today's money) bottle of bourbon
>friends say "don't drink that dude it's unsealed it might be poisoned"
>Robert Johnson replies "fuck off this bottle is worth $150"
>drinks it
>dies

Paimon!?

>>212433918
I thought it was like Pie-Mon

>>212435100
Isn't that the demon Stolas the trainwreck styxenhammer666 made a deal with?

>>212436084
>Stolas
birb <3

>>212435106
me gwan eat pie mon

is this a pie thread?!

>>212433199
Tick tock jewboy
The king of the west is going to drag you back to hell with him.

HAIL PAIMON

>>212439277
imagine if absolute faggot thelemite A24 crew actually cast a normal person instead of a street shitter (also in Green Knight)
they failed the most basic Tolkien lecture "if he/she is ugly, he/she is bad... if he/she ain't ugly she could be good or bad"
they basically shit in the middle of the street

>pajeet holy text all praise white people with decent facial structure
>pajeet men all lust for white women show bobs vagene
>muslim pajeets throng to europe and larp as englanders
yet somehow the filmmakers are such communist that they shit on them, and their wishes, and promote racist stereotypes making a shit of themselves
these people could be shot to death without violating the 10 commandments, for the simple reason that they worship satan

>>212432029 (OP)
>Paimon's rage was indescribable.
Imagine being portrayed by a street shitting jew. Id be pissed off too.

>>212439534
Alex Wolff isn’t Indian.

>>212432029 (OP)
Satanic black magic, sick shit.

>>212439707
why? because he hasn't got an indian name?
he ain't white (regular or honorary) he ain't black he can fuck off back to india

>>212439707
>become an actor
>your brother actually looks ten times better than you
is this some sephardic curse?

>>212432179
Paimon is depicted as a jeet in Shakugan no Shana. Guy can't catch a break.

>>212440329
How much more betrayal can he take?

>>212432029 (OP)
instead of jerking off to /tv/ read Cazotte's short story "The Devil in Love"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devil_in_Love_(novel)
it's sloppa but at least it's informed paimonsloppa
t. message approved by paimon

For me, it's Bathin.

>>212440803
send mail to A24, unironically

>>212441013
No, I mean that if I were to summon someone it would be Bathin.

>>212441024
send mail to A24, unironically

>>212441056
No.

>>212432182

They do. That's why you get certain 'curses' in Hollywood every once in a while.

>>212441061
wise anon, that was also my choice

wouldn't mind better movies from A24 faggots though

I don't know how anyone could see this image and think
>God i wish that were me

>>212441309
could make that much in a week-end with a guitar
not saying it would be good for me in the long run... but ignoring that is kind of the point ain't it?

>>212432029 (OP)
looking kinda zesty ngl

>>212440803
>knows about foreign stones and plants
Holy kino

>>212442018
I'm mostly interested in the astral travel knowledge personally.

>>212442149
STONES AND PLANTS