As a popcorn vessel aficionado, these prices are really getting out of hand

>>212432967 (OP)
what do people do with their popcorn vessel collections?

>>212432967 (OP)
My biggest fear is that it doesn't seem to hold much popcorn. My first instinct would be to get a second one for my date, but since the stock is limited I might have to go for a medium popcorn on the side. (And let my date have the Galactus, obviously.)

>>212432967 (OP)
does he have popcorn in his head in the movie?

>>212432967 (OP)
Is there anywhere for me to slide my penis into this vessel to have sex with it? I love sexually experiencing popcorn vessels.

Tariffs punishing the disney adults hard on their Chinese trinkets. Wow that's a real shame.

>>212433023
i have a storage locker specifically for vessels

Does AMC post any guidelines for what part of the vessel is best to insert in one’s asshole?

>>212432967 (OP)
the best popcorn vessel is the Lazy Town popcorn vessel. I can't find the pic though

>>212433043
but then you wouldn't have the limited-edition Galactus for yourself—your date might assume ownership of it, and you might not get a chance to watch the movie again to buy another
get a popcorn for your date, and buy a secondary popcorn to act as a reserve popcorn silo, keeping the Galactus for yourself, and refilling it manually when you've depleted its popcorn reserve

>>212433168
The best vessel was the one for Terrifier 3 which was just an upside down cross that said “I support the antichrist” on it and included a built in lighter so all the sinners could more easily smoke dope and burn copies of The Holy Bible.

>>212433023
You create a nice conversation piece that guests will enjoy when they come over to fuck your wife.

>>212433291
imagine the smell

>>212433291
you know what I'm giving him the
>SOVL

most men do this shit with a bunch of omegas they stop wearing and guns they never use

>>212433291
>wife
lol

>>212433310
Probably like Buh'ttery Liquid Topping(TM)

>>212433043
What an amateur. Imagine not buying your vessels for the collection direct from the AMC website so you can keep them boxed and unused to gain maximum resale value.

>>212433291
This may sound harsh, but I wish this person would die.

holy kino

>>212432967 (OP)
>it's Alamo Drafthouse exclusive
What the fuck, I want it
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Where do Popcorn Vessels rank on the kinollectibles scale, from Funk Pops to official production materials/screen-used props?

tfw going further down the dark rabbit hole of popcorn vessels

>>212433512
AMC one is cooler

https://amctheatresshop.com/collections/popcorn-buckets/products/m3gan-2-head-bust-with-detachable-face-popcorn-bucket-limited-edition-exclusive

>>212433291
>wolverine waiting for a fat load
>claptrap
wot

most of those are pretty uninspired. just a plastic buckets with the logos

Remember when it was collectable cups they would sell for like 5 bucks? Then they realized they could add a 2 dollars more of plastic and sell them for 40 bucks more to the hoopleheads

>>212432967 (OP)

If a fleshlight was attached inside the bottom I could grab Galactus' horns and rail his esophagus like it was a severed head then have my load shoot out of his nostrils!!!FACT!!!

When you slather your pc in ooey gooey butter topping how does it not damage the vessel?

>>212434118
found the Edward Lee fan

>>212434246
>Edward Lee

You know it and been a fan since 2005 when I first heard about him in Fangoria magazine!!!FACT!!!

Is Galactus in the new FF? How prominently does he play? I know in the last attempt at showing him he was just in some billowing clouds or something unspectacular.

why don't they call them buckets?

>>212433023
They sell for a lot of money in the collectors market.

>>212433043
>Special Note About Shipping This Bucket Heads up! This bucket is BIG—like, really BIG. That means it needs a really BIG box to arrive safely. Because of this, shipping will cost a bit more than usual. Thanks for understanding!

>20" wide (9.6" wide without horns) x 17.5" tall x 9.6" deep
>Capacity: 361oz.

>>212434538
He's in the trailer, babe

>>212434807
But is he in the movie?

>>212433291
I think the Venom one is cool, I'd probably use it for floss picks or something.

>>212433291
based retard

>>212434538
He's the main villain. Literally walking through the streets wrecking shit

>>212434538
Galactus wants to conquer Earth and sell it to the highest bidder.

>>212433291
It's amazing how not a single one of these is linked to a good movie. 100% slop.

>>212435936
It’s amazing how you have terrible taste

>>212436049
Laughable coming from anyone defending those movies.