this has literally never happened irl

>>212435506 (OP)
i order food every day though

Just beeeeeeeee yourself!

>>212435520
Oh come on, he was drunk, she's not that bad, it could happen to you sister

maybe it would be more believable if they fugged in the back alley or in his car or the dry storage but to jump cut to them fucking at her place implies he waited around for her shift to end and for her to close and do her sidework and then they drove to her place and then fugged in her bed however many hours later

>2022
>travel to South Dakota to camp in Badlands National Park
>visit Deadwood SD too
>check in to hotel
>cute half black girl is at front desk
>we somehow end up talking about TF2 and I get her number
>we end up fucking the next night

it turns out she was Aspergery. Like literally meowing in the restaurant we went to that night. She was really cute though and allegedly an 18 year old virgin. One of the odder hook ups I’ve had (my body count is only 11 but I’ve had at least 4 story-worthy hook ups)

>>212435506 (OP)
I saw my regular subway sandwich girl on break and we fucked in the bathroom without any words exchanged. Animal magnetism does exist

>>212435657
>without any words exchanged
You raped that poor girl.

>>212435506 (OP)
>single woman in her 30s
>probably has a couple kids
>working low paying job
happens often, actually

>>212435506 (OP)
It happens on a daily basis. It's just that the people who do it tend to be far less attractive than depicted on film.

>courier delivering papers to dr's office
>run into small issue
>wait in waiting room
>19 year old also waiting
>get to talking
>finally get issue sorted
>nervously ask her number before I leave, never gonna see her again so what the fuck
>text her when I'm done working
>go driving around then fuck in my back seat in her apartments parking lot
She said the risk of getting seen was one of the hottest things she's ever done. Also she had a boyfriend so she said we had to keep it casual lol, fucked her a few more times before she got busted and cut off contact.

One time I hooked up with the cashier in the bathroom of a Raising Cane's. It smelled so fucking bad.

I once fucked a woman an hour or an hour and a half after meeting her. I know /tv/ won't believe me but I don't care.

>>212435506 (OP)
it happens if the women is looking for it. a few years ago the term was "hot girl walk" or something like that. if you hang around night club districts you learn to spot it: some unusually hot chick by herself hanging around the edge of the crowd. i think in general by the time you see her she's spent the last several hours warming herself up, like wearing her "i'm going to fuck tonight" panties and reading porn or something. but yeah the biggest mistake young guys make is thinking they need to convince women to have sex with them. your real job is to identify the women who've already decided to fuck you, then just talk to them long enough without saying anything too weird

>>212435791
oh I forgot to mention, she suggested we park in her parking lot and then she said "we can do anything you want to do" so that was similar

>>212435506 (OP)
Don't know much about the picture but I have a story of my own

>Be me on a trip to Colorado for a week
>Head to a local joint to drink a beer and hang out with the boys
>Lady walks by our table and growls
>She sits down and we all talk to her
>Get her number and invite her back to the place we were staying at
>She comes over and we all start drinking
>Invite her back to my room and we start making out
>We do the thing and honestly I was surprised at how long I lasted considering I hadn't really done it that often
>We start from 1am until 6:45 am
>She starts snoring and I sleep upstairs in the sofa
>Shits cash

>>212435951
I actually had this happen and it was accidental. I went to go buy a tall boy and was chatting up this black woman while in line. I could feel the heat radiating off of her but I didn't persue.

>>212435506 (OP)
*gulp* a-anything??

>>212436055
aids causes extra body heat
many such cases!

>>212436075
I've been very lucky and I've learned my lesson. I used to have sex without a condom and use the old pull out method. Thankfully I never caught an STD or STI

>Be me on a trip to Colorado for a week
>Head to a local joint to drink a beer and hang out with the boys
>Lady walks by our table and growls
>Turns out it's my wife, she followed us and is roleplaying
>She sits down and we all talk to her
>Buddy gets her number and invites her back to the place we were staying at
>She comes over and we all start drinking
>Buddy invites her back to his room and start making sex noises to mess with me
>I jerk off listening and honestly I was surprised at how long I lasted considering I hadn't really done it that often
>We start from 1am until 6:45 am
>She starts snoring and buddy sleep upstairs in the sofa
>Shits cash

Pretty sure it happened to john edwards
He bumped into a girl in an hotel lobby, she said he was really hot and they were in a room a few minutes later
The relationship born out of that killed his political career and almost sent him to jai

Never seen OP picture before but here's my story
>Be me on a trip to Colorado for a week
>Head to a local joint to drink a beer and hang out with the boys
>Lady walks by our table and growls
>She sits down and we all talk to her
>Get her number and invite her back to the place we were staying at
>She comes over and we all start drinking
>Invite her back to my room and we start making out
>We do the thing and honestly I was surprised at how long I lasted considering I hadn't really done it that often
>We start from 1am until 6:45 am
>She starts snoring and I sleep upstairs in the sofa
>Shits cash

>>212435951
I was at a bar by myself a few months ago and this late 30s latina came in and sat next to me and got on her phone. eventually we started talking and after like an hour we were facing each other, holding hands, she was laying her head on my chest, etc. obviously she wanted to get fucked that night but I hadn't realized it and tried getting her number to take her out another day. she was visibly upset when I said I wanted her number instead of inviting her back to my place like I should've. I just said goodnight and tried leaving but got stuck with some other regulars I knew and she stormed out a few minutes later.
Clearly she was doing what you described and just wanted some dick and thought she had found it but I fucked it up. Oh well.

>>212435506 (OP)
A skank never fucked a deadbeat? Then how was OP born?

>>212435657
anon...you raped a disabled subway employee

>>212435892
closest i've been is matching with a girl on tinder and getting her to come over. only pulled it off 3 times, 1 was regrettable cuz she was 30lbs heavier than her pics but the other 2 were awesome. One girl straight up asked to suck my dick within 5 minutes of being in my apartment. She was feral

>>212436448
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>212435506 (OP)
damn, you must be ugly af.

>>212435632
woah I remember reading this greentext before somewhere else. I live pretty close to Deadwood, you think she still works there so I can bring up TF2 and have some of your sloppy seconds, Deadwood anon?

>>212436270
>late 30s latina
They are fucking brownest down there and they smell bad tas3t bad etc. Even if they are 100% clean the latins are sort of gross no matter what if you are White

>>212435506 (OP)
It's remarkably easy to have sex. The question is whether you want to live with the guilt of getting a woman who's easy and would've opened her legs for virtually any other person on that particular night

>>212436919
It's only easy if you're confident enough to go for it.
>European
>on the way to an anime con in Seattle
>layover in Minneapolis
>get seated next to this cute girl
>she notices my phone's anime wallpaper and starts talking to me
>talk the entire flight, she says she's also going to the con
>get separated after disembarking
>meet randomly again at the con
>gives me a hug and introduces me to her friends
>short casual conversation then split ways
>never see her again, didn't ask her out, didn't ask for her number
Yeah I'm a bit of a chad as you can see.

I had sex with a waitress. But I was a regular and tipped her well.

>>212435632
>>212435791
>>212435990
didn't happen
stop making shit up you larping faggots

>>212439081
>w-we're all virgins here still r-right??

It's happening to me right now; the waitress is LITERALLY standing over me waiting for me to finish sending this post.
We're going to have sex in the back the second after I press the 'post' button.

>>212439415
sex time for this guy
mcnulty her pussy bro

waitresses are easy as fuck, particularly those older than 25
after that age they're definitely not doing it because they need extra cash while in college or something
at that point they haven't found a man to support them and they haven't found a better job
they are a perfect mix of trashy and dumb
of course you can't be a fucking dweeb, but its not exactly hard to fuck one after they get off work if you aren't a total creep about it

>>212435506 (OP)
Literally not once in history.

>>212435506 (OP)
lol yeah it does like all the time retard.

>>212435506 (OP)
females work in restaurants quite a bit anon

>>212437571
Plot worthy of a remake for Eurobros

>>212435791
Liar

>>212439823
>>212439409

>>212436259
i thought it was with some lady who was the campaign photographer or something

>>212435506 (OP)
it didn't happen in the show neither, he was imagining that

I have been traumatised by lack of experience and success in my younger years that leaves me incapable of taking opportunities to this day. A girl once told me she hasn't felt human touch in too long, while rubbing her knees against mine and I did nothing.

>>212435506 (OP)
she looks like kate winslet in that movie