>Yes yes, well done, Slytherin, well done, Slytherin… HOWEVER

>>212436409 (OP)
>"one point to slytherin for every jew killed in the holocaust!"
>slytherin students start cheering
>gandalf winks at the camera calmly

Deh!

>>212436531
271k is a lot

>ELLO FATHA

>>212436531
>>212437499
>ONE POINT TO SLYTHERIN FOR EVERY JEW KILLED IN THE HOLOCAUST!
>malfoy sneers
>the old coot is having us on again, that’s zero points…
>THATS 144,000 POINTS, MOSTLY DUE TO TYPHUS
>slytherin begins cheering
>HOWEVER…
>their jubilation dies almost instantly and you hear quiet weeping from the back of the hall
>IT IS ONLY FAIR WE RECOGNISE BOTH SIDES OF THE DEBATE…
>AND SO I AWARD ONE POINT TO GRYIFFINDOR FOR EVERY CHRISTIAN KILLED BY JEWISH BOLSHEVIKS
>murmuring across the hall as nobody knows how many that was
>20 MILLION POINTS! YOU HEARD ME CORRECTLY! 20 MILLION FUCKING WHITE CHRISTIANS KILLED! AND THEY DIDNT TEACH ANY OF YOU DID THEY? DID THEY????
>statues come to life and start stomping into the hall
>slytherins resign themselves to another month in the dungeon
>they walk past
>they hoist filius fitwick into the air
>LETS EVEN THOSE NUMBERS SHALL WE CHILDREN? DIE YOU DYSGENIC MIDGET KIKE!
>nobody dares mention how fitwick isn’t even jewish as the golems tear his arms and legs off and he screams in agony
>144001 POINTS TO SLYTHERIN! OOOOO YOU CAN STILL WIN THE CUP YET BOYS AND GIRLS!
>everyone cheers

>>212436531
>Harry Potter did you slip Veritaserum into the Israeli President's drink at the UN Holocaust Memorial Summit?
>The Ministry is trying to work out how to do a worldwide memory charm and Gringotts is further up my ass than Grindelwald's elder wand

>>212437548
>jewish bolsheviks
sigh