Downfall of Clarkson's Farm - /tv/ (#212436859) [Archived: 736 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:31:05 AM No.212436859
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Gotta say season 4 was hot shit. With the emphasis on shit. Nobody gives a fuck about a celebrity using his media status to create a giant fucking American style restaurant for niggercattle. I thought the show was about farming.

42 episodes in (sorry, "chapters") and tractors are still treated as whimsical unicorn type creatures, every single chapter you get climate shit shoveled in your face like the sky is about to melt the crops, the local yokels are now barely functional caricatures of people and the blonde bitch is importing scents from all over globohomo world. What a failure.

Just shut it down, I really don't want another season of you making up "dogging" sites just because you want to torch down a piece of wood for a parking lot.

Before I go I want to give a shoutout to honest Councilmen everywhere preventing millionaire ghouls ruining ordinary people's lives. Season 4 this nigger becomes a feudal lord and pretends "cooperative" is made out of equals, then promptly shits on them because they failed to deliver 5000 mega burgers for his twitter-bloated clientele delivered by truckloads to gawp at decrepit 63 year old man looking like he's out of shape 83.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:53:20 AM No.212437356
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you're an irrelevant brown poor seething at howait norfs achievements
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:56:06 AM No.212437412
Biblical
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:56:16 AM No.212437417
There was a definite reduction in farming stuff this season, I'll give you that
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:09:30 AM No.212437669
weakest season by far
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:42:31 AM No.212439442
Clarkson looks like absolute shit
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:45:39 AM No.212439485
>>212437356
He's not white is he, Deano, he's fucking burgundy.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:45:47 AM No.212439486
He's a dinosaur, a long outgrown but still tiny appendage of britain. He should stick to commenting on the number of doors on a ford cortina.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:47:44 AM No.212439512
will his face keep sagging even further?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:51:29 AM No.212439567
>>212439442
as if that hasn't been the case for 30 odd years
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:52:34 AM No.212439586
>>212436859 (OP)
>I thought the show was about farming.
lol
i stopped watching this shit after they oponed the shop and it was full of chink shit merch that his bitch bought
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:56:19 AM No.212439635
>>212439586
Yes, it makes it seem like they spent two seasons setting up a merch booth at a con.
>Meet Clarkson and buy an LED cooling fan while you wait
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:36:58 AM No.212440316
>>212439442
5x vaxxed
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:53:28 AM No.212440589
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Reminder that the majority opinion is still that the council was somehow in the wrong for doing their best to stop what he eventually of course managed to do. Poor man had to get his goons a personal meeting with the pajeet PM to get things rolling but common man has won and now there's pic related hogging the countryside. Literally built a hangar because the fuckhuge pub wasn't enough.

Also, that 'dogging site'? It was a pristine woodland where he poured a ton of concrete to make a giant parking lot hidden by trees. But the soil is gone. He repeatedly pointed out there were lines of toilets with gloryholes, revealing a deeply set fetish.

Also boasted about making his employees do 14 hour shifts.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:18:16 PM No.212440941
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>>212440316
DO IT!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:20:18 PM No.212440966
>>212436859 (OP)

"The town doesn't have enough water to supply our toilets" was a legitimately interesting unexpected problem to solve.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:20:26 PM No.212440969
>>212436859 (OP)
Kill yourself. You and everyone else will be much happier.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:22:18 PM No.212440993
>>212436859 (OP)
It was kino. Still not buying your gin, James.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:23:27 PM No.212441005
>>212436859 (OP)
>Just shut it down, I really don't want another season of you making up "dogging" sites just because you want to torch down a piece of wood for a parking lot.
Whut?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:27:49 PM No.212441070
nigga should go back to talking about shitty cars and driving them through african countries or whatever, go drive from china to turkey or some shit
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:30:26 PM No.212441106
>NOOOOOO NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH YOUR LAND WHAT YOU PAID FOR!
>YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME AND MY QUASI SOCIALIST OPINIONS ON IT BECAUSE I'M A TIRESOME UGLY BOOMER WHO NEVER EXPERIENCED AMOMENT OF JOY OR LEVITY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I MANAGED TO GET 5 OTHER UGLY PEOPLE TO VOTE US ONTO THE COUNCIL AND THIS MAKES US THE STEWARDS OF THE LAND FOREVER AND I CAN TELL EVERYONE WHAT TO BECAUSE I WAS BUGGERED BY St. JOHN BERNIWICK-TIDDLYCUNTS WHEN I WAS FAGGING FOR HIM AT MY LOWER MIDDLE CLASS PRIVATE SCHOOL IN THE 1950S!
>WHAT!? WANT TO MAKE MONEY OFF YOUR LAND!? TOO BAD! GET A SUBSIDY FROM THE EU LOL! OH WAIT I VOTED AGAINST THAT SO I GUESS YOU CAN GET FUCKED! ENJOY SELLING YOUR LAND TO A GIANT AMERICAN AGROCORP TO GROW ONIONS AND FERMENT CHICKENS LOL!
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:31:34 PM No.212441120
>>212441106
There's a reason British countryside looks like heaven on Earth and American is riddled with megamarts and turbo highways.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:34:02 PM No.212441162
>>212441120
If you don't let farmers make a profit they will sell to the American agrocorps and that will destroy the landscape even faster.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:39:26 PM No.212441244
>>212441162
You do realize Bill Gates owns more than 80 percent of American farmland? No feudal lord in Europe ever came close to that number. It's always the same thing with you braindead people. Deregulation leads to rampant, unbridled capitalism that turns any country into the exact same hellhole. Clarkson would put giant Shell gas stations on his "farmland" (which he bought purely for tax evasion) if he could. And he will.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:39:49 PM No.212441249
>>212436859 (OP)
Did they not have people to balance him out? Kaleb and the other guy needed have a major presence cause Clarkson on his own doesn't work.Top Gear worked because it did the Star Trek trio of impulsive guy, rational guy and guy that moderates the other two.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:43:28 PM No.212441306
>>212441244
You are legitimately retarded.
>80 percent of American farmland
Kek
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:45:29 PM No.212441338
>>212436859 (OP)
>Just shut it down, I really don't want another season
You know you can just not watch it right? If they bring out another season youre not compelled to watch it. I didnt watch it and it doesnt affect me at all
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:45:32 PM No.212441339
>>212441306
He owns 740,000,000 acres. Holy seed!
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:48:40 PM No.212441382
>>212441106
>NOOOOOO NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH YOUR LAND WHAT YOU PAID FOR
Correct. We dont want pakis like you building concrete hellscapes in our nice villages. Literally kill yourself
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:50:03 PM No.212441399
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>>212440589
>define farming as an activity that leads to soil degradation
>rip up a load of fertile woodland humus accumulated over centuries and ruin the soil for the foreseeable future by paving over it
>your farming quota has now been filled for the rest of eternity
>you can now film more scenes for your farming show about capitalizing on celebrity to flog bric-a-brac to village idiots
Big thinking.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:52:12 PM No.212441433
The British countryside now is just an endless procession of "converted barn" cafes selling breakfast rolls and mocktails for £25 now, it has zero soul.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:05:03 PM No.212441625
>>212441433
Most intelligent Brits saw this coming and moved to the French countryside
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:05:52 PM No.212441638
>>212441625
to convert decrepit chateaus to airbnbs
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:42:51 PM No.212442120
>>212436859 (OP)
>create a giant fucking American style restaurant
You absolute retard
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:52:13 PM No.212442274
>>212440993
You should it's really good gin
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:23:59 PM No.212442859
>>212441244
China owns the majority of your countrys farmland fatty. Sorry to break it to you
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:27:39 PM No.212442912
few episodes in does the tiktok girl go away soon and does caleb come back or something?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:28:29 PM No.212442930
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>the last thing Piers Morgan sees before getting clocked in the face?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:53:54 PM No.212443356
>>212441433
the village I'm from still just has 2 pubs that only serve alcohol and no niggers. it's pretty nice. no i won't tell anybody where it is.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:54:44 PM No.212443363
>>212436859 (OP)
It was very disappointing
The whole season revolved around that shitty pub
There was also nothing funny in it
Lame shit
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:56:30 PM No.212443398
>>212441433
same here but with wineries and breweries
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:40:08 PM No.212444235
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>>212436859 (OP)
Jazza spotted at Silverstone.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:55:49 PM No.212444592
>>212444235
that's a big pig
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:58:51 PM No.212444658
So now that clarksons farm is popular as fuck, the mentally ill shitposters in this rice washing website are hating on it?

Pathetic.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:06:01 PM No.212444800
>>212444592
uuuu
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:12:06 PM No.212444933
>>212444658
I've always hated farmers. 99% of them are full of shit when they plead poverty. they're more like Clarkson than Clarkson is.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:32:21 PM No.212445411
>>212444658
its far less entertaining than the first two seasons. its like the grand tour trying to recapture the soul of top gear. will never happen again