Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

Run. Wait for the military to start hitting them and stay out of their way while they try and get it done. Only sensible thing to do

>>212437650 (OP)
I would listen to the fog horns. And that's what no one else did.

Goon

cry and piss myself before i get disintegrated because im not tom cruise

Die, looks painless.

Cunt

>BWOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMM

Find the nearest train station and retreat underground with a backpack full of water bottles

Nissan Toyota Yamaha!

Masturbate while looking directly at them.

>>212437650 (OP)
Cough on it

>>212437650 (OP)
Sneeze in their general direction.

My emergency plan for any world ending scenario has always been go to my local hospital and take the elevator down to the basement and hide out there.

>>212438205
Hi Hamas!

>>212437650 (OP)
get drunk and eat some food while watching kino taking place outside my balcony.

>>212438205
Just hide out in the morgue and pretend to be dead. They're stupid because they're gonna be looking for living guys

>>212438111
>Real impressive hombre. My turn
*EEEEEEEEYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>Hahaha yea welcome to Earth, bitch. Burp Local

>>212437650 (OP)
I'd listen to wha-*is vaporized*

>>212438205
>When the basement has a snack and drink machine

I wouldn't have stuck around when the entire ground started breaking apart. I would have been out there already.

>>212438305
A pack of coated peanuts and a diet coke is the best snack to enjoy the end of the world with.

>>212438550
Out there where, exactly

>>212437650 (OP)
do a 360 and walk away

>>212437650 (OP)
rape

Prepare a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and throw it furiously to my children

>>212438836
Fuck you now I've got to go get some snacks

>>212437650 (OP)
>Been planing to invade and take over the planet for hundreds of years
>Launch the invasion
>Tech far superior to anything humanity has
>Get the flu and die

Unironically what the fuck was their problem?

>>212437650 (OP)
>UUUUUULLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://youtu.be/NkXAmx33pj0

>>212437650 (OP)
Accept the alien's right to defend themselves and condemn the US army of course.