Thread 212440427 - /tv/ [Archived: 776 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:43:07 AM No.212440427
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The trilogy of boomer slops.
None of these franchises are good.
You were just an impressionable little kid when you saw them.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:45:03 AM No.212440456
LOTR is overrated also extremely racist

Star Wars OT and Prequels were genuinely fun. The universe is interesting.

Harry Potter is one of a kind. The only series where you feel like your growing up with the characters. Voldemort is kinda a silly antagonist though.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:53:24 AM No.212440588
>>212440456
>LOTR is racist
You don't have to convince me further i already like it
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:56:45 AM No.212440659
>>212440427 (OP)
>lt's slop
>That's slop
>Le slop slop slop

When will thirdies learn a new English word and stop running this one into the fucking ground?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:58:50 AM No.212440686
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>>212440659
>nooo stop calling slop, slop it triggers meeeee ahhhhh
I think you should kill yourself.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:03:45 PM No.212440747
>>212440588
jew
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:05:29 PM No.212440771
>>212440427 (OP)
Name three good franchises.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:06:54 PM No.212440779
they are all good tho
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:08:15 PM No.212440793
>>212440771
Toy Story
Pirates of the Caribbean
The Matrix
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:08:34 PM No.212440799
>>212440427 (OP)
Never understood the Harry Potter hype, it clearly only attracted kids of the same age. LOTR is still kino.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:09:35 PM No.212440812
>>212440456
>LOTR is overrated also extremely racist
Can you please list all these extremely racist movies so I can watch them? Because all of them will probably be 10/10.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:13:05 PM No.212440863
>>212440456
>LOTR is overrated also extremely racist
It's also extremely sexist.
Male characters have approximately 775 dialogues, while female characters have around 47 dialogues.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:59:20 PM No.212441527
>>212440427 (OP)
Nice bait, m8. Very original. Never before seen on here. Truly a unique point of view, for a contrarian fag like yourself.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:59:57 PM No.212441537
>>212440427 (OP)
OP is a nigger
No I will not elaborate
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:03:26 PM No.212441594
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>>212440427 (OP)
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:04:54 PM No.212441622
>>212440427 (OP)
My parents and their friends liked all three of those and they were adults when they saw them.
> inb4 NOOOOOOOOOO MY OPINION IS BETTER BECAUSE...... BECAUSE IT JUST IS, O.K.????
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:26:28 PM No.212441887
>>212440799
I'd compare the books to 4chan. The appeal was "anything can happen." Rowling is a descriptive writer who knows the nouns and verbs and adjectives young readers like. Less so in books 5-7. The feel changed from fun magic boarding school, to Bourne Identity with magic. But books 1-4 are kino and amazing young adult lit. Fwiw I actually had taste in books as a 12-15y.o. There were books I got from the library and hated and didn't finish (like A Wrinkle in Time). Harry Potters 1-4 were fucking good reads. I side-eye people who don't like any of the books.

I can understand if people didn't like the movies. The movies did not do the books justice. I don't have actual quotes but stuff like "Harry paused beside the fireplace in the cozy Gryffindor common room and watched as a silent snow blanketed the outside." Or "Hermione's eyes were reddened and her cheeks were wet as she quickly picked up her books and left the classroom." The movies just can't portray that level of detail and imagination.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:40:52 PM No.212442095
>>212440427 (OP)
First two Star Wars movies and the first LotR movie are good though.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:47:24 PM No.212442202
>May 1999 The Phantom Menace
>November 2001 The Sorcerer's Stone
>December 2001 Fellowship of the Rings
>May 2002 Attack of the Clones
>November 2002 Chamber of Secrets
>December 2002 The Two Towers
>July 2003 Pirates Curse of the Black Pearl
>December 2003 Return of the King
>June 2004 Prisoner of Azkaban
>May 2005 Revenge of the Sith
>November 2005 Goblet of Fire
>July 2006 Pirates Dead Man's Chest
Man they really churned out slop back then
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:48:05 PM No.212442210
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>>212440427 (OP)
These + Indiana Jones, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Jurassic Park are all a man needs to be happy.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:52:34 PM No.212442278
>>212440427 (OP)
The only perfect trilogy is BTTF.
That said all of these are great.
You should jump from a bridge OP.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:53:09 PM No.212442292
>212440427
Tourist is trying way too hard to fit in. LOTR is a masterpiece, Star Wars is indeed boomer slop (it's openly toy commercial), and Harry Potter — no one is calling those movies masterpieces; most have below 8 on IMDb.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:55:46 PM No.212442328
>>212440427 (OP)
ur gay b8 sux
Not sure if I like Harry Potter 1 or Lord of the Rings more
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:59:50 PM No.212442396
>>212440427 (OP)
I wouldn't call them slop, but yeah they're pretty mid and highly overrated. I wouldn't rate a single movie out of all of those franchises over 8/10
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:02:29 PM No.212442448
>>212442292
I doubt it was George's intention to sell toys when he made the first film. But I know you know better than him, so...