RIP

A free trial of adobe acrobat pro? I can finally open my premium PDFs!

>>212441121
Boost your productivity at your imaginary job.

>>212441121
I just got adobe and to my surprise it let me do the student rate despite not being a student. £16 for the full package. I hope they dont jew me later when they find out im not a student at all and havent been for 15 years. no idea why it worked for me.

>zod comes to earth
>he starts killing everything and everyone
>"SUPERMAN DO SOMETHING"
>"he's an immigrant and it's his culture you bigot"

>>212441121
>>212441465
my work just gives me adobe products for free

>>212441602
Despite making up .00002% of the population of Metropolis Kryptonians were responsible for 85% of Metropolis' murders last year.

>>212441602
To be fair that's what Piccard did all the time in Star Trek and nobody complains about it. But it doesn't work in a superhero movie, we want to see the hero punching bad guys.

>>212441682
achievable natty?

So it's "the message" version of Superman?

Weaksauce. If they were gonna do that they should have just made Natasha Rothwell play Superman. We need an obese colored female Supes.

Man, im sorry I'm such a chud that I don't think that little girls being raped by immigrants is an act of kindness. Thank you for correcting me gunn

>>212441121
2025 and there are people out there not using Brave and watching YouTube with ads lol

The executives must be thinking "shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupSHUTTHEFUCKUPJAMES"

>>212441094 (OP)
Check m8 chuds

>>212441757
They're all safe in their gated communities. Why would they care?

>>212441094 (OP)
>Decline of American Kindness
There are more of those "be kind (by abiding by the tenets of my political ideology)" people than there ever have been before.

> Getting political for a Summer blockbuster.
The internal box office numbers must look really bad to say something thing retarded. I wouldn't be surprised if he's trying to drum up reason to why Superman flopped. Blame the right wingers for spreading misinformation or some shit

>>212441121
My grandma once got screwed over out of something like $140 because of that scam where they get you on Adobe Acrobat Pro, and then say, "oh, you don't have a subscription? Well here's your cancellation fee." I think the FTC is actively suing them over this right fucking now.

>Decline of American Kindness
>Thread immediately gets filled with assholes upset people attacking them
He may have a point

should've gone all the way and cast a black supes, James.

>>212441829
and the best at murder are those who preach against it
and the best at hate are those who preach love
and the best at war finally are those who preach peace

those who preach peace do not have peace
those who preach peace do not have love

beware those quick to praise
for they need praise in return
beware those who are quick to censor
they are afraid of what they do not know

but there is genius in their hatred
there is enough genius in their hatred to kill you
to kill anybody

they will consider their failure as creators
only as a failure of the world

and then they will hate you
and their hatred will be perfect

>>212442447
That was way less deep than you think it was.

>>212441785
Which 12 year olds does he like? Oh never mind, just checked his twitter…

>>212442511
kek how is it not immediately obvious to you that he's quoting some poem or song, are you a literal retard?

>>212442511
It's Bukowski

>>212441930
True, I barely saw anything on this pile of shit until Gunn started getting zesty again

>>212441094 (OP)
I thank god for every faggot ass super hero that dies

>>212442600
So? It's 60 years old and shallow stuff they give to 16 year olds?

>>212441094 (OP)
only if people make that statement so mainstream is the only thing people knows about the film (some autist should do that btw)

>>212441094 (OP)
NO! THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO GET ON THEIR KNEES AND BEG MY FORGIVENESS

WHY ARENT THEY LISTENING??

>>212441682
>images that irradiate aura

>>212441763
Nice gate you got there.

>>212441094 (OP)
>decline of American kindness
>'screw you jerk chud'
lol

>>212442182
lol what? Why would you pay that?

>>212441094 (OP)
Ha you mad chuddie?

>>212441930
I 100% believe you people cannot tell the difference between a film that tackles geopolitics and tranny shit that gets injected in every movie today

>>212443010
It's the same shit. Covid, Ukraine, Palestine, trannies. These people love what they are told to love.

>>212441094 (OP)
Man, I really need to upgrade to AAPro

>>212441682
all three of these people are still alive as of this posting

>>212441094 (OP)
How dare humans not want an alien that can slaughter all of humanity without even trying to be here

>I lament the decline of american kindness
>if you don't like my movie you need to go FUCK YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT
so what the fuck is this american kindness? is it reserved to brownskin invaders, queers, muslims?

>>212445155
It's virtue signalling while doing the most heinous shit possible. Like those twitter posts about saving the children that later get arrested.

>>212445155
It’s ok to hate bigoted chuds like you people

>>212441094 (OP)
But...original superman was about white supremacism and jeezus killing immigrants...uncle tex told me.

>>212441094 (OP)
>screw them
>name calling
Wow that isn't kind at all American kindness truly has declined.

>>212445486
You are the bigot, faggot. I guarantee that you're not only racist towards white people, but also racist in that you think black people need special help because you think they're weaker, but not physically. Which is also racist.

>>212441930
He's trying to galvanize lefties into watching it out of solidarity to illegal aliens, similar to what disney did with black panther and BLM.

LOL, so that's the current way of promoting things. Grim.

>>212441930
makes sense, given how successful F1 and JW 4 are right now, superman underperforming would be blamed on gunn directly, he couldn't just claim people are not going to the theaters, so he's desperately fan baiting and setting up a narrative of sabotage.

>>212441763
>Haha borders don’t exist people can go anywhere they want
To
>NOOOOOO! ISRAEL! RUSSIA! STOP KILLING THEM! STOP IT! NO!!!

>>212441094 (OP)
all they have to do is be positive and not political, and they can't even do that
they deserve to fail

>>212441763
even if it's a shitty drawing, you can see some of the earth's natural borders (seas and oceans).
other natural borders are rivers, mountain ranges...

>>212441094 (OP)
So it isn't about heroism, the american way, bravery, or anything good then?

>>212441121
Just use foxit

>>212445677
Also trying to scare reviewers into praising it by drawing a political line that most of them aren't allowed to cross.