My man.

>>212441836 (OP)
Are the rumors about his dick true?

>>212441836 (OP)
Facts about Cinemassacre
>Mike invented AVGN and James lies that he created the character saying "he's based on his old boss"
>Bootsy is a manlet and his anti-trump rants is the reason why he was fired (mike voted for trump)
>James Rolfe is a literal retard that thinks he invented indie filmmaking, came up with Toy Story and talked to Spielberg on AOL
>Mike edited basically every video on Cinemassacre and responsible for every good video on the channel
>Mike is worth millions while James almost has no money
>Mike has a hot girlfriend while James has bitch of a wife that controls him

tldr mike is BASED

>>212441868
Why is he like this?

>>212442125
He didn’t practice his goofy rock and roll faces in the mirror like most people in midlife crisis bands do for 2 hours a day. 6 hours for jack black.

>>212441851
go back truther you don't belong here

>>212441850
Yes its true...
This man showed the world someone elses dick on the official cinemassacre twitter so that james rofles wife and other friends girls would see "his" dick and he could cuck them mentally

>>212442125
Guitar face is a real thing but it's only when you're improvising because you're trying to follow a rhythm and chords and do fractions and geometry in your head in real time. James just does power chords and is following the muscle memory he's rehearsed over and over again 1000 times with zero theoretical understanding, so there's no mental effort going into any of it and his faces are fake and gay. He does it because he thinks it makes him look cool but anyone who plays guitar knows he's faking and anyone who doesn't play guitar just thinks he's having a spasm.

>>212441851
Have you donated to his patreon so he can casually mention your name on a list of paypiggies before forgetting your existence?

>>212442572
Patreon is based for those avgn commentary episodes
Which as we all know were all written by him

>>212442626
So you pay for internet content about video games and the chance one of your parasocial friends might send you emoji for extra tismbux. Fuckin onlyfans pay pigs are more respectable.