>My desert

>>212442147 (OP)
>Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. The real universe is always one step beyond logic

>>212442147 (OP)
>My dessert

>>212442147 (OP)
Isnt the baron also an incestuous child diddler?

>>212442147 (OP)
is this shopped? wtf is wrong with her legs

>>212442147 (OP)
>scarification on her legs
yes, because that's what you needed to be beautiful

>>212442490
He is.

>>212442458
>my applesauce, my fondue

>>212442517
>>212442520
How stupid are you

>>212442517
>>212442520
i imagine it's just flesh coloured tights

>>212442147 (OP)
She had a cute face when she was thin. She's also talented and intelligent. Imagine forcing her to diet and go to the gym and do lots of leg and glute exercises until she has the body of one of those sluts who wear air-tight leggings and posts squat videos on Instagram. Dear Lord

>>212442657
no, shes not wearing anything
is she a burn victim or something?

>>212442864
A hopeless cause. You can tell she reveals in her bulk. It pleases her to know how it bothers you to see her potential smothered under folds of cellulite

>>212442864
Reminder that you need to be walking your gf/wives. Take her for walks every day, like a dog. Else she will become fat. Walk her 3 miles every day. Every single day.
>100 cal/mile x 3 miles x 365 days x 1/3700 = 29.5 pounds of weight loss per year.
Walk. Your. Woman.

>>212442147 (OP)
Travis Fimmel tapped that

>>212442147 (OP)

She should go on Ozempic.

>>212443238
My uncle did that because he's obsessed with fitness, his wife just got upset and my mum said "That's rude, you knew she was chubby before you married her!"

>>212442914
You see anon when people are fat, they often get diabeetus, and when they get diabeetus they have all sorts of health problems, including discoloration of the legs and feet due to poor circulation and nerve damage

>>212442147 (OP)
>The pillars of my chair are supported by four things. The teachings of the wise, the justice of the great, the prayers of the righteous, and the valor of the brave. But all of this is as nothing, without a meatball sub with extra cheese. Make that the sum of your bodies.

>>212442147 (OP)
did she eat Jabba the Hut!?

>>212443238
You can’t outrun/walk a bad diet. She won’t lose a single pound if she “self cares” herself into a double double, animal style fries, and a milkshake afterwards.

>>212442517
It’s lacy nylons. Obviously.
I agree it’s not a good look and she should have chosen a more contrasting color.

>>212444194
You can Ozempic.

>>212442147 (OP)
>you've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might eat the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.

>>212444194
Withhold her food, obviously.
I'm over here, divulging secret wisdom, begging and sobbing for you to listen. And you people can only naysay and nitpick.

>but what if she eats snacks?
>but she hates to walk..
>but her feet hurt..
>but its hot. But its cold. But its raining..
>but I dont have le time for that..
ENOUGH!
Heed my advice, or suffer the fate of the plapjack.

>>212443019
Yeah, she’s precisely the type to buy into HAES, and uses body positivity as an excuse to treat herself to an entire birthday cake for dinner.
I can imagine that she’s deluded herself into thinking that she’s perfectly healthy and beautiful just the way she is, but deep down she knows that she’s gross.

>>212443403
She could but she’s old enough that her skin has lost elasticity, and she’s big enough that she’s going to look like a deflated balloon if/when she loses the weight. She’ll have to choose between carrying around a bunch of extra skin, or getting it removed and having permanent disfiguring scars. Either way, there’s no just going back.

>>212444401
Based, but me and my wife skateboard and it gives her a superior butt.

>>212442147 (OP)
Who is she supposed to be?

>>212444727
The mom from "What's eating Gilbert grape". Bitch is unironically in a mumu

>>212442458

Underrated.

>>212444812
fuck you

>>212444727
That's Lena the Hutt

>>212442147 (OP)
Uh-oh...

>>212445775
>Eating Greens
Truly, some great acting here

>>212442147 (OP)
I really want to get on my knees in front of her and eat her out.

>>212442458
Came here to post this

>>212444464
Nice

>>212442147 (OP)
What a disgusting disgrace of a human being, just knowing this fucking pig exists in the same world as i feels like an insult.

>>212444464
post pics of wife's butt as proof

>>212445899
In the behind the scenes commentary, they discussed that Lena actually did eat greens in that scene. They were initially going to CGI it, but she felt that actually eating them would make the scene feel more authentic, so the practical effects team made a glaze of melted butter and sugar that could completely coat every leaf, but would be invisible to the camera. The end result is that Lena could actually eat real greens without gagging.
Some people take dedication to their craft to a whole other level. How brave and committed!

>>212442147 (OP)
I guess getting harshly rejected by that one basketball nigg years ago made he finally let go completely

>>212446004
You'd probably have to do it like a livestock vet and attach a feed bag to her face so she'll be distracted while you do the deed.

>>212447199
This implies she was ever holding it together. If you look at pics of her through the years, you can see that her size is cumulative. She just got fatter and fatter until she became the vaguely human-shaped blob you see now.

yasss queen!

>>212447348
>>212442147 (OP)
I like how at some point fat chicks just start wrapping a curtain around themselves for clothing.

>>212447348
Was the dog in the second picture eaten at some point?

>>212447797
maybe as an appetizer, but she had to bravely fight anorexia by following it up with a full turkey dinner and 3 different types of pies.

>>212442147 (OP)
Is this Carrie Anne Moss?

>>212450099
Yes. It turns out she only looked lithe in the Matrix movies because the latex, leather, and pvc she wore held her massive girth in place.

>>212442147 (OP)
tattoo? or piece of string?

>>212450711

>>212447348
eating disorder

sam hyde's ex btw

>>212450781
What is that, a scar?

>>212450711
>>212450781
>>212451064
It looks like the silhouette of a fat man. Did she have a fat dad who died or something?

>>212450781
is that the gaza sirloin

>>212451016
That article pretty much confirms that this isn't even her final form. She's going to get fatter and fatter because
1) eff your beauty standards
2) she's had "past struggles with benzodiazepine addiction and bulimia" so I guess blimping out is part of her recovery?
3) "The problem isn’t her; it’s us. We’re the ones who haven’t evolved."
Supposedly she weights 162 lbs which I don't buy for a god damned second.

I remember when an entire generation of Millennial Women hung on her every utterance.

It was an Outhouse of Lies.

>>212452288
>an entire generation of Millennial Women hung on her every utterance
Not true. "Girls" and Lena Dunham both received a fair amount of criticism from both men and women back in the day. There were people who loved her and her show, but there were a lot of people who fucking hated her from day 1.

Why do women hold men to delusional standards but are totally unable to meet the bare minimum? We have a chopped women epidemic.

>>212442147 (OP)
Would

>>212452711
There are plenty of guys who have delusional standards despite being no prize themselves. It's not a gendered issue.

>>212452952

No it's not

Dunkums

>>212452952
Dating apps allow women to filter men by height but men can't filter women by weight. This is hardly fair.

>>212442147 (OP)
I unironically haven't heard from her in many years, good to see she's degenerated even further.

>>212447348
Suicide/overdose when?

>>212442147 (OP)
LEENA DUNKAMS HAS BEEN ON THE DOMNAMOOS

Season 1 of Girls is kino and I will never pretend otherwise nomatter how much Lena makes a fool of herself.

>>212442147 (OP)
remember when she was considered fuckable in the 2010s?

>>212452711
Because they get those things? Chads are fucking the slampigs and leaving nothing for the rest of us? You get this, right? These women aren't delusional, they are living in reality

>>212452952
You're lying, troon.
Stop trying to defend women. They will never accept you, even if you keep simping for them on fourchin

>>212444194
>You can’t outrun/walk a bad diet
Phelphs ate like 6000 cals a day when training. You absolutely can

>>212452952
High value men have to fight for the lowest value women, but sure, simp. "Unrealistic expectations."

>>212454353
That guy is 100% gay

>>212452711
>Why do women hold men to delusional standards
They don't. Only the select few that uses garbage like tinder. Normal women have ridiculously low standards: they just want security and commitment. And some will even tolerate cheating just to keep the family together

>>212454397
He might even be a hired model.

>>212445614
>Lena the Hutt

>>212454147
1. Wow, she looks so much better without all the makeup
2. Dumb bitch can just adopt. People who use in vitro are fucking trash, I hate them with a passion. Disgusting monsters.

>>212454147
I'm not a woman nor am I trying to be. I was born with a dick and I'm keen on keeping it. But your defensiveness speaks volumes. It must suck to be so pathetic that you need to blame everyone and everything but yourself for your inability to get laid.

>>212454353
people who think in terms of "high value men" are already fucking losers. It's like the guys who obsess over being "alpha". You're holding yourself back with your fucked up worldview.

>>212454397
>>212454449
totally. Some guys do like fat chicks, but that dude lives at the gym and counts every calorie. Even if he isn't gay, there's no way someone who's sole hobby is fitness is going to be compatible with a butter gollum like that.

>>212445614