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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:16:56 PM No.212445049
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>gambles with an alien bug about some child slave
>doesn't care about his mother still being enslaved
>the death of anakins mother marks the beginning of his journey to the dark side
Fuck you, Qui-Gon
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:23:16 PM No.212445205
>>212445049 (OP)
Maybe he would have gone back for her later if he didn't job to Maul.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:25:04 PM No.212445247
>>212445049 (OP)
>have devices capable of instant travelling anywhere
>have the budget equivalent of megadubai in space
>never once in more than a decade even consider going back to tatooine once to at least say hi to your mother
anakin is just a retard
>"b-but what about jedi rule paragraph 12 gadrillion established in novel number-"
since when did anakin give a fuck about any of the rules? He conveniently ignores them whenever
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:27:27 PM No.212445299
Slavery is OK, he just needed to enlist Anakin to the Jedi
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:29:38 PM No.212445348
>>212445049 (OP)
>>212445299

But Anakin's mom was freed years before she died. She died because she was kidnapped by alien muslims.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:29:49 PM No.212445353
>>212445049 (OP)
That's what jedi do. When they find a kid with the magic blood amoebas, they take them away from their family and go to the temple to train.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:33:39 PM No.212445444
>>212445353
Except they need permission from the parents.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:36:09 PM No.212445492
>>212445049 (OP)
Imagine if in the first scene of the middle prequel anakin skywalker thanks natalie portman for buying his mother's freedom between movies and says that he is not supposed to have emotional attachments to his old life but it was driving him crazy. Their emotional connection would be established effortlessly
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:36:12 PM No.212445494
>as jedi we uphold the good side of the force and protect the innocent
>but fuck those slaves. idc if its one of our members' mom fuck them bitches.
So what do the Jedi do exactly if not stop things like slavery? Just sit around worrying about tax and trade disputes? Are they space-IRS?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:36:55 PM No.212445506
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Qui-Gon was a maverick for wanting to train Anakin but he still agreed with the Jedi training of the time and the singular most important aspect of the training is ridding yourself of attachment. Qui-Gon would not have allowed Anakin to maintain contact with his mother either.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:15:26 PM No.212446356
Qui-Gon was drunk on Gin a lot
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:17:43 PM No.212446400
>>212445049 (OP)
Palpatine would have just eventually blown up Shmi’s car on Coruscant to turn Anakin to the Dark Side if they had “saved” her
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:43:34 PM No.212447039
>>212445444
why wouldn't they just do the mind tricks on parents?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:45:12 PM No.212447067
>>212445049 (OP)
>>212445205
>>212445348
Qui-Gon Jin adopting Anakin and meeting Padme while Palpatine secretly planned the overthrow of Plagueis is the Star Wars parallell of Caesars adventures where he got caught by pirates, travelled to the lunar priesthoods of Anatolia (Padmes mom), flirted with Cleopatra (Ahsokas mom), before causing the enslavement and death of a young special boys parents whose name was Juba II. Caesar defeated his parents and then adopted him when they "committed suicide" for refusing to be paraded around Rome. Plagueis was the secret alias of Qui-Gon Jin, aka, Caesar larping as a scytho-anatolian (basically being a Yamna-boo) god during his travels of secrecy and exploration.
Plagueis was Qui-Gon's monster-persona.
Maul-Vader was Anakins monster-persona.
Jar-Jar was Palpatines monster-persona.
Maul was the personification of Augustus' puppeteering of infantile Juba II/Anakin in the way he absorbed the political powers of Juba II/Anakins parents, and thus allowed the factions behind Augustus' rise to assassinate Caesar by portraying it as revenge from those loyal to Juba II's parents and the egyptophile Caesar.
Maul was an inside job to frame the house of Skywalker/Massylii for the death of Caesar/Qui-Gon.
I don't expect anyone of you to "see" all of this despite George Lucas dressing it all in kidfriendly antics.