Reminder 99% of Interstellar's criticism can be summed up by this - /tv/ (#212445446) [Archived: 709 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:33:50 PM No.212445446
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>Midwits don’t really fundamentally understand any form of creative medium. They don’t partake in an aesthetic experience or an artistic reality but just a story. Plotholes matter more than what emotions and themes are evoked. They throw a fit whenever sentimentality is combined with realism in any way because years of cringe millennial pseudo nihilism shit weaned them on the idea that “realistic” things have to be stark and empty and morose. They also place a lot of stock in sticking rigidly to certain dogmas and so when you introduce some sort of metaphysics or emotional element that instantly infringes on the “science and facts” scheme of ideas in their head, it creates a dissonance because they need rigid sets of ideas for what constitutes realistic or not realistic. Add to that midwit insecurity and needing to vociferously assert when they feel they are smarter than the content they consume, and you have the reaction to this movie. I don’t even like it that much myself but it’s a good insight into the mind of a redditor.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:41:50 PM No.212445602
>>212445446 (OP)
Go back to r.ddit
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:44:51 PM No.212445655
>>212445446 (OP)
Why do pajeets like OP love Nolanslop so much?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:45:22 PM No.212445667
>>212445602
You first faggot.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:47:50 PM No.212445718
>>212445446 (OP)
I always ask people what their favourite sci-fi is when they do this. Guaranteed its nonsense scientifically as well.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:48:20 PM No.212445732
>>212445446 (OP)
Or, it's because Christopher Nolan isn't a good writer, and not much of a director either.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:49:18 PM No.212445749
>>212445732
Better than your favorite.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:50:18 PM No.212445772
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>>212445446 (OP)
People say the love dimension was the moment this movie went off the rails but it was much earlier. People are blinded and they assume they are watching something deep, something important. The movie is trash tho, always was. A couple of neat design choices here and there, but overall it's hot garbage.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:50:41 PM No.212445780
>>212445446 (OP)
It's literally the opposite. Midwits defend shit movies and slurp down its political propaganda and shallow messaging wholesale.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:52:46 PM No.212445828
>>212445446 (OP)
I thought interstellar was bad because the emotionality was shallow (Nolan is an autist with no understanding of true emotion) and ultimately just three (3) hours of Hans Zimmer telling me how I was supposed to feel.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:55:37 PM No.212445907
The movie suffers from Nolan's poor writing and a lack of editors. If what we wanted was a movie warning about the effects of flora collapse and the effects of time dilation on the family, then the extra-dimensional sections are completely meaningless and only serve to weaken said messages, especially when the protagonist pops up and literally everything is okay thanks to GHOST SIGNALS. The movie could have been an entire half-hour shorter and ended after the scene with the rogue astronaut trying to escape and the movie would have been 100% more poignant. After TDK, Nolan got a huge head and studios started giving him blank checks, and his productions suffered for it.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:59:13 PM No.212446000
>>212445446 (OP)
that's from like 20 years ago though
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:01:09 PM No.212446053
black holes have officially been debunked by various scientists including Neil Degrasse Tyson.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:09:32 PM No.212446245
>>212445907
>and ended after the scene with the rogue astronaut trying to escape and the movie would have been 100% more poignant
Cringe. /tv/ shouldn't write fanfiction.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:10:00 PM No.212446253
Do retards actually think “love” is a metaphysical thing in the movie? It was the thing that caused cooper and murph to communicate through the watch in the end but nowhere in the movie is love displayed or proven as a metaphysical entity regardless of brand’s postulation about it. Am I missing something?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:10:33 PM No.212446262
>>212445772
Better than your favorite sci-fi.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:11:18 PM No.212446271
Here's my criticism: I watched the first 5 minutes and the audio was fucking awful so I turned it off. Not wasting my time on low quality crap.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:11:57 PM No.212446293
>>212446253
>Am I missing something?
Yes. You're missing a lot actually.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:12:59 PM No.212446311
>>212446271
Stop downloading from Yiffy.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:14:48 PM No.212446344
>>212446245
I didn't write it. I edited it, something the movie is severely lacking. Faggot brainlet you are
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:14:54 PM No.212446348
Ikarie XB-1 - The Forgotten Czech Film That Inspired 2001 A Space Odyssey
>>212445446 (OP)
>>212445602
>>212445732
>>212445749
Interstellar has a great premise—humanity searching for a new planet to inhabit—and good visuals. However, the plot is weak, the is hilariously bad, the characters are one-dimensional, and the dialogue is often weak and unmemorable.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:18:17 PM No.212446410
>>212446344
>I didn't write it. I edited it,
Top kek. The geniuses of /tv/. Calling you a midwit would be praise. You're a retard.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:18:44 PM No.212446418
>>212446262
That'll be Farscape so I win
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:19:14 PM No.212446428
Ikarie XB-1 - The Forgotten Czech Film That Inspired 2001 A Space Odyssey
Interstellar has a great premise—humanity searching for a new planet to inhabit—and good visuals. However, the plot is weak, the villain is hilariously bad, the characters are one-dimensional, and the dialogue is often weak and unmemorable.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:19:27 PM No.212446436
>>212446348
Neither than czechslop nor 2001 is good.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:20:22 PM No.212446465
>>212446436
stop using the terms you don't know the meaning of
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:21:48 PM No.212446503
>>212446418
>I like this slop I'm so unpretentious teehee
Back to plebbit.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:23:00 PM No.212446532
>>212446410
The lashing out of the brainlet is truly something to behold. You got so wrecked that you're flailing, but your peanut brain can't even formulate anything other than insults. Nolan is a hack, you're a brainlet on the left hand side of the bell curve meme, my life is easy, yours is hard, I'm stronger than you and make more money than you. Prove me wrong.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:23:31 PM No.212446551
>>212446428
2001 is also shit thoughbeit. Shouldn't have wasted 30 minutes on monkey business.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:24:53 PM No.212446592
>>212446532
>lashing out
I'm not the one writing paragraphs in impotent rage lmao.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:28:41 PM No.212446678
>>212446532
Holy seethe.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:29:57 PM No.212446705
>>212446592
Right. Because you're a peanut brain. Words are such incredibly high effort for a simpleton like you.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:31:28 PM No.212446744
>>212445446 (OP)
>>212445718
The truth is that they just didn't like it based on feels, but because a generation has been raised on thinking that retroactively going back over the plot and finding nitpicks cinemasins/mauler style is true intellectual criticism, they feel the need to find those nitpicks to justify their feels based dislike. This goes for most moviegoers, not just one subfaction or another that has drawn my personal ire.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:31:33 PM No.212446749
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>>212445718
Soldier
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:33:04 PM No.212446784
>>212446705
Aww...look at you licking that bruised ego kek.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:36:12 PM No.212446870
>>212445446 (OP)
but it's not really a deep movie or stylistically interesting. it's a blockbuster scifi flick for normies with a sappy ending. and that's ok, i liked it. but it's not an artistic masterpiece.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:40:32 PM No.212446978
>>212446592
In the time it took me to type it I made $15, about a minute. How are you doing financially?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:44:23 PM No.212447056
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>>212446870
>it's not an artistic masterpiece
That's exactly what it is though. It's a contrived story just to showcase several interesting scifi scenarios and awe the audience with spectacular visuals and sound. Those alone are what made it worth viewing and that is art. Denying that it's one of the best looking movies ever made just because you can say "durrr buh why dey do dat ting?" only makes you look like an imbecile.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:45:45 PM No.212447085
>>212445446 (OP)
>blah blah blah
wow you really showed me
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:49:38 PM No.212447193
>>212446428
>the villain
he was a minor antagonist you stupid fucking retard. the """villain""" as you insist on calling it was the unknown dangers of the journey.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:51:35 PM No.212447236
>>212445446 (OP)
Likewise, Christopher Nolan’s new sprawling space epic, Interstellar, can more easily be read with this “secondary” romantic plot as the primary one. In the film, Joseph Cooper (Matthew McConaughey) is a restless former NASA test pilot whose dreams are deferred when a blight wipes out most of mankind, forcing the adventurer to become a farmer along with pretty much everyone else on earth. Terrified of the excesses of the 20th/early 21st century which wrought the disaster, his neighbors (and we assume the rest of mankind) exist as practical and austere but fearful luddites in a neo-Depression era America.

However (spoiler alert), Cooper’s dreams are soon revived when his young daughter Murphy (the name meaning, the films explains, “what can happen will happen”) discovers a “ghost” has manipulated gravity in her bedroom to spell out a mysterious set of coordinates. The coordinates lead our hero back to NASA where his former co-workers convince him to travel into outer space to find a new home for humanity.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:52:36 PM No.212447256
>>212447236
To explain all the strange idiosyncrasies of Interstellar’s plot, let’s look at it as if it were not really about “saving humanity” but Cooper’s own interpersonal romantic problems– here an incestuous desire to sleep with his own daughter. (Zizek argues this is also the theme of the space epic Deep Impact [1998]). The desire is symbolically introduced in the first few moments in a strange scene that is otherwise unrelated to the rest of the plot. While in the midst of changing a tire with his daughter and son, an enormous phallic symbol in the form of an ancient drone flies over Cooper, interrupting an ordinary day of family routine with the fantastic. Cooper is seized with a wild desire to chase the object through vast swathes of fresh corn, ramming his battered and broken truck through the green crop in a raucous euphoric action sequence that reads if anything like an absurd wet dream. The adventure ends when the truck careens to tilt over the edge of a cliff– his sexual desire, threatening to destroy himself and his family. But here, literally teetering on the edge of the void, he gains control of the phallic object and through the technological medium of his laptop, invites his daughter to manipulate and control the phallus on the mousepad, allowing her to bring it in for a safe landing on green verdure.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:52:37 PM No.212447259
>>212445446 (OP)
Yeah, but aesthetically and thematically it sucks too.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:53:37 PM No.212447278
>>212447256
After this, through various supernatural efforts expressed through the “ghost”, Cooper and his daughter try and separate from one another. The ghost (who we later learn is Cooper himself) commands Cooper to go away, but his daughter surreptitiously follows him and he is unable to escape her.

Soon, Cooper decides to flee as far away as possible, to fling himself into the remote regions of space, insisting that his daughter cannot accompany him. While his son is more or less indifferent to this idea, his daughter is deeply disturbed, leading to an emotionally intense scene in her bedroom in which Cooper promises that one day he will return and when he returns, because of relativity, they “might be the same age”. Likewise, his journey through space is filled with agony. He is torn between the immoral desire to return to his daughter and risk reproductive disaster (what the NASA scientists call “Plan A”) and a normal relationship with the fellow astronaut Amelia Brand (Anne Hathaway) and her pods of viable reproductive hexagons (“Plan B”). The “destruction of the human race” is here code for Cooper’s inner struggle between the two women.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:53:38 PM No.212447279
>>212445718
I don't even care about the science. It's a disjointed mess. And hamfisted too.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:54:37 PM No.212447308
>>212447278
This reading explains the strangest element of the film– the fact that the mysterious center of black hole (in a film that prides itself on scientific fidelity) turns out to be peephole into Cooper’s daughter’s bedroom, allowing him to watch her at every moment for all time. (Why not, for example, her laboratory instead?) The very limits of space itself cannot separate Cooper from his desire. His effort’s to get away from his daughter (to deny it) eventually find him trapped, confronting his obscene fantasy.

Finally, this interpretation explains an even more perplexing scene at the end of the film, in which Cooper, ejected from the literally perverted space of his daughter’s bedroom, finds her dying in bed, a decrepit old lady. Lacking any purpose, he asks his daughter what he should do with his life now that he has finally returned to her. Strangely his daughter tells him to go to a remote planet and pursue Amelia, the female astronaut, and enjoy a normal relationship with her– this, despite the fact that Murphy knows that her father and Amelia have just spent decades together in a spaceship. Somehow she assumes (or knows) that the two have not already entered into a sexual relationship.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:54:38 PM No.212447309
>>212447259
You sound like someone who rates 2001 and Solaris.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:03:20 PM No.212447510
>>212447056
nah. i know art when i see it and this movie ain't it.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:06:35 PM No.212447592
>>212447510
No.You know art when you're told something is art.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:08:28 PM No.212447656
>>212445446 (OP)
I just think it's an overrated movie. Not that bad but not that good either. That's all.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:09:01 PM No.212447671
>>212446978
lol
lmao even
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:12:18 PM No.212447747
>>212445446 (OP)

The worst thing about it is Nolans tendency to allow the actual causation of events to stop mattering at the end of his stories. Essentially things stop happening by reason and start just happening in a way that serves theme. It worked great in inception but its crap in there. Cuts against the scifi nature of it.

He goes too far with the love stuff.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:15:19 PM No.212447826
>>212445655
when did pajeet replace tranny as the default /tvpol/ insult
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:16:18 PM No.212447858
>>212447592
it's big budget schlock like all nolan's films. which i love and which are sometimes pretty smart. but art? no. i'd say p. t. anderson's movies are art. to name a famous name. because anderson has actual taste. everything in his movies (visuals, music, dialogue, plot) coheres into an aesthetically satisfying whole. nolan makes extravagant, big concept blockbusters. compelling thrillers. but artistically they feel lacking in substance. they thrill but they don't sate. they're like a sumptuous meal of styrofoam.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:18:42 PM No.212447932
>>212447858
>i'd say p. t. anderson's movies are art
He is a first rate fraud. No cap.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:25:09 PM No.212448115
>>212447932
oh.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:29:11 PM No.212448214
>>212445446 (OP)
Just because faggots like RLM focus on trivial nonsense doesn't mean this was a good movie. It was driven by hype and visuals, the characters weren't very compelling and to top it off they weren't very entertaining either. When you pull that shit there's nothing left to look at besides the plot, which is convoluted as shit.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:33:02 PM No.212448323
>>212446744
This is probably the most accurate assessment I've ever seen. Their criticisms are overall bullshit, but the fact that they're criticizing it is itself proof that it didn't work.
That's why some shit gets a pass on realism/plotholes and some shit doesn't.
It either works or it doesn't.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:33:59 PM No.212448340
nah "love" transcending time and space is retarded. its just a feeling when you really really really really like someone. nothing about that feels like it should transcend rules of the universe.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:34:21 PM No.212448352
>>212445446 (OP)
Mucho texto.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:37:48 PM No.212448453
>>212447858
>i'd say p. t. anderson's movies are art.
The Resident Evil movies can be fun to watch when you're in the right mood, but I would not remotely call anything that man has made "art."
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:39:24 PM No.212448500
>>212448453
Wrong Anderson.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:19:44 PM No.212449742
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Why was his grandma there?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:20:52 PM No.212449771
>>212445446 (OP)
>trying to figure out nolan slop

ngmi
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:28:43 PM No.212450000
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>>212446749
Kino
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7/7/2025, 7:30:12 PM No.212450054
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>>212450000
>>212446749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL0KjHHczv0
checked
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:03:04 PM No.212451090
thank-you-for-your-opinion
thank-you-for-your-opinion
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>>212445446 (OP)
>Emotions
In a Nolan film?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:11:20 PM No.212451352
i love the black hole
thats all
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:15:37 PM No.212451487
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>>212451352
>t. Ass Drunk
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:18:49 PM No.212451594
>>212445446 (OP)
Skip the first 45 minutes and the last 20 and this movie is pretty decent
Nolan reminds me of Roland Emmerich when he tries to do muh real people drama
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:24:30 PM No.212451784
>>212448323
>Their criticisms are overall bullshit, but the fact that they're criticizing it is itself proof that it didn't work. That's why some shit gets a pass on realism/plotholes and some shit doesn't.

Exactly.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:24:35 PM No.212451786
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>>212451594
>You don't watch the whole movie?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:31:23 PM No.212451999
>>212451786
Hmm. Must have skipped this
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:00:11 PM No.212452852
>>212445446 (OP)
that movie is just one big fake aura moment
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:21:41 PM No.212453449
>>212447308
Thanks, I read the entire review now. I'm now interested in the metaphorical meaning of The Last of Us which is likewise another post-post-apocalyptical show.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:41:13 PM No.212454032
>The most interesting part of a space faring sci fi movie is sitting around a in a cornfield
Grim
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:15:58 PM No.212455076
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>>212451999
nice digits. Did you really miss that part in the beginning? It gets shit on a lot
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:20:22 PM No.212455204
>Muuuuuuuuuurph, I'm inside your walls, 10000 light years away and 30 years into the future, now open up, we need to talk
>Muuuuuuuurph, who is that black guy? And that other black guy?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:23:22 PM No.212455290
>MURPH! Put your clothes back on! You're underaged! This is illegal for me to see! The 5th Dimensional cops are coming, MURRPH! It's not my fault, guys! You put me here!!
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:25:41 PM No.212455345
>>212447826
when incel was replaced with fascist. ((they)) do these in batches, very efficient if you think about it.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:26:14 PM No.212455365
>>212445446 (OP)
Look nigger, saying that love is the most powerful thing in the universe is overly saccharine and cringe, literally dialogue written by a middle schooler. None of your coping can ease that in any way.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:30:35 PM No.212455487
>>212445446 (OP)
Interstellar is terrible. All the major emotional moments are crude cue cards where the actors cry in closeups so the audience knows it's time to feel sad (Michael Caine's hospital breakdown was so overacted and ridiculous that I almost started laughing in the theater), and the actual plot is that omnipotent robots from the future save humanity via time travel which makes Interstellar a fantasy movie. Maybe taking a magic portal to elemental worlds didn't tip people off but they really should've picked up on this by the time the main character dives into a black hole and ends up in a magical nexus where he can see into his own past.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:32:44 PM No.212455550
>>212455487
>and the actual plot is that omnipotent robots from the future save humanity via time travel
I forgot about this lmao. I can't think of a lazier deus ex machina in recent memory.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:59:40 PM No.212456389
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>>212445446 (OP)
Based.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:00:51 PM No.212456420
2000s
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>>212451090
op is absolutely sick in the head
millennials grew up with all kind of bullshit
realism reddit crap he's talking about it's literally what nolan does and he twistes it he fucks with muh science and other reddit crap
op is literally fucking missing the fucking point
he's doesn't know what he's talking about
unless he's not baiting

>>212445446 (OP)
tell me where's the realism nihilism in pic related fucking retard
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:48:59 PM No.212457950
>movie is dogshit
>I-IT'S THE MIDWITS
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:50:36 PM No.212457996
>>212455487
>>212455550
>omnipotent
wrong
>robots
hahahaha you stupid fucks
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:58:03 PM No.212458211
>>212457996
Might as well be elves. The point is that the plot resolution is just outsourced to characters you never see until the movie just needs to explain itself, shamefully. I'd respect it more if they didn't try to explain it because that explanation is textbook shit writing.