Thread 212450970 - /tv/ [Archived: 626 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:59:35 PM No.212450970
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ITT: Post your objectively correct opinions. I'll start:

JP > JP3 > JW > JP2 > Fallen Kingdom > Dominion > Piece of dog shit stuck to the bottom of my shoe > Rebirth
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:02:04 PM No.212451051
>>212450970 (OP)
nah it's
jp > lw > jp/// > jw > fk = dominion > rebirth (half way into it)
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:02:38 PM No.212451072
>>212450970 (OP)
This whole franchise is one kinda okay movie followed by a bunch of garbage cashgrabs
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:03:20 PM No.212451100
JP > TLW > JW > JP3 > Fallen Kingdom > Rebirth > Dominion
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:04:21 PM No.212451133
>>212451051
fpbp. I think dominion was slightly better than FK but its kinda just like corn vs peanuts in turd.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:04:59 PM No.212451155
JP1>JP3>JW1>JW2>JP2>JW3
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:06:06 PM No.212451189
>>212451072
Based and correct. This horrible franchise the equivalent of capeshit but with hecking wholesome dinosaurs
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:08:22 PM No.212451246
>>212451051
>>212451100
The trailer scene and the T-Rex in the city finale are better than JP3, I'll give you that, but JP3 is a better movie overall.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:09:45 PM No.212451296
>>212450970 (OP)
JP, TLW because Tembo is cool, JP3, Rebirth and maybe JW. I don't wanna remember Fallen Kingdom and Dominion
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:12:04 PM No.212451375
>>212450970 (OP)
Easy

JP>JW>REBIRTH>3>DOMINION>FK>TLW
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:12:14 PM No.212451381
https://youtu.be/fuTI9wCdVEk

The arcade game was a better movie than Rebirth.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:13:38 PM No.212451423
>>212451246
but it jp3 feels like a tv movie, as much as i like it, and lost world feels like a proper blockbuster
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:16:40 PM No.212451525
>>212451423
It's been a while since I've seen either to be quite honest with you family, so maybe I oughtta re-watch them. I just remember the gymnastics bit from 2 being corny as hell and it taints my memory of it. But at the same time, it had cool geography, I remember the lookout tower being really cool.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:24:17 PM No.212451775
>>212450970 (OP)
most of the people on the planet are not sentient in the way you were led to believe. i'm not talking about intelligence, i'm talking about being aware of their own existence and making decisions based on their volition. they are automatons who mimic human behavior, just responding to stimuli like a very long if/then statement. like the jewish golem, but without the accidental free will part.

oh you mean /tv/ related stuff.

DS9 > TNG > ENT > OT > VOY
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:26:51 PM No.212451854
>>212450970 (OP)
le anti-recency bias
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:27:01 PM No.212451859
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which one sold the most
> PEPSICO PRODUCTS?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:27:19 PM No.212451868
>>212450970 (OP)
Thereโ€™s no possible way that Rebirth is worse than Fallen Kingdom or Dominion. I refuse to believe that for even a second. From everything Iโ€™ve heard, itโ€™s basically JP3 again, but with a sidequest involving dino blood or something.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:27:55 PM No.212451890
dominion is better than fallen kingdom, FK doesn't even deserve the jurassic world moniker
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:28:03 PM No.212451896
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>>212451868
>Thereโ€™s no possible way that Rebirth is worse
Oh my
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:29:12 PM No.212451931
>>212450970 (OP)
JP3>JW>JP> rest are not worth the mention
Seeing the new one tomorrow night
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:29:20 PM No.212451937
>>212451423
>>212451525
i was no impressed with the extra dinosaurs in TLW.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:38:26 PM No.212452219
>>212451868
It's just JP3 with more dinosaurs.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:41:41 PM No.212452313
>>212450970 (OP)
Fallen Kingdom is the 3rd best film in the franchise, the best of the World series and im tired of pretending otherwise.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:44:55 PM No.212452394
>>212451868
You should really form your own opinion, we live in an age where studios can hire companies to completely control the online narrative, especially on sites like reddit. It's pretty much impossible to cut through the noise unless you have a particularly honest youtuber you like who has the same tastes as you.

Rebirth is fucking awful; it fails to even be an entertaining rollercoaster ride, because the pacing is incredibly slow, the scenarios are contrived and uninspired, and the visuals are poorly composed and edited. Just as one example, there's a painfully retarded scene where a family tries to slowly paddle a raft down a calm, almost completely still, river to escape from a T-rex. It flips the raft, and in the next shot the river is moving rapidly and everyone gets carried away by the current.

There's no cohesion, the craft of filmmaking is completely absent. Music is shoehorned in where it isn't appropriate. I know this accusation gets thrown around a lot nowadays, but I'm 90% sure Rebirth was largely written by an LLM. It's so disjointed, uninspired, and completely without soul.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:47:53 PM No.212452498
>>212452313
Fallen Kingdom is overhated, the lack of set pieces hurts the pacing. They pretty much go straight to the manor once they get off the island, and spend the entire second half of the movie there. Really should have been something in between.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:49:50 PM No.212452556
>>212450970 (OP)
>JP > JP3 > JW > rest
Correct.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:51:10 PM No.212452592
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>>212450970 (OP)
Correct.
Anyone that shits on JP3 is just a gay retard that cried when their fag-rex got rekt by the Chadosaurous and never got over it.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:53:56 PM No.212452665
>>212452498
The indo raptor skulking around like a fucking skeksis is the best part of the movie. It needed more haunted house shit.

Like the first kill is vague enough that someone thinks they were murdured and the girl was the only witness.

And they lock her in her room for being crazy but the raptor is there. They come running in and the raptor hides under the bed like a troll and they call the girl even crazier.

We needed more spooky ghost shit like that
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:02:32 PM No.212452915
>>212452665
Credit where credit is due, the Indoraptor stalking Maisie scene was kino and one of the few times the franchise has nailed horror scenes since the first movie.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:06:34 PM No.212453026
>>212452665
My favorite kill from that movie was when the indo raptor trolls the mercenary dude into thinking he is a sleep and then you see the out of focus tail wagging in the background. Pure horror kino.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:29:19 PM No.212453655
>>212450970 (OP)
JP>>>>TLW:JP>>>JW>JW:R>>>>>>>>JW:FK

Can't rate Dominion. Will never watch it.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:32:16 PM No.212453743
>>212453655
Oops, forgot about JP3. So:

JP>>>>TLW:JP>>>JW>JP3>JW:R>>>>>>>>JW:FK with JWD (N/A)
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:42:03 PM No.212454055
>>212452592
>NOOOOOOOOOO T-REKSUUUUU
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:36:20 PM No.212455669
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>>212452394
>craft
there's only one 'craft' around here pal lemetellya