>YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS— ITS TIME TO BRING OUT THE SORTING HAT— THE NEW MODEL OF COURSE. THE ONE THAT *TRUTHFULLY*
>Dumbeldor sternly stretches his eyes in Neville’s direction
>STATES YOUR GENDER, RACE, AND SEXUAL PREFERENCES.
>Neville looks down in embarrassment while Dumbledor smugly gathers himself
>YES YES. THERE WILL BE NO MORE BOYS PRETENDING TO BE GIRLS SO THEY CAN USE THE GIRLS BATHROOM. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?

>stretches his eyes calmly

>>212457086 (OP)
I love these posts so much. More

>reddit tranny humor from a shitskin on his obama phone
f*shtank was a mistake

>>212457629
>he enters every thread to complain
Why are you against fun posting?

>yes yes, well done, slytherin, well done. You have won the year with considerably more points than any other house... however... now begins the true final game of the year! Fifty points to every student who brings me a slytherin scalp! No need to be shy! Go on! BEGIN!

>>212457629
This anon is so asshurt all because he said a Dumbledore thread would die in 5 posts the other day and won’t get over it

>>212457689
>reddit tranny humor from a shitskin on his phone
>fun
Just report my post for racism already, tourist. Make it easier for me to make the mods week worse

>>212458086
>>212457927

*Dumbledore clears his throat*
>My dear Students, dear fellow teachers and dear Hogwarts staff!
>Standing here today at the dawn of a new schoolyear, I'd be remiss if I didn't inform you of some new and rather important developments, before we become too befuddled by our excellent feast.
>First of all, Gryffindor will start this year with minus seven hundred quintillion house points.
*Bewildered students look at each other*
>As I'm sure you want to know my reasoning behind this, let me move on to the second point, which, incidentally, will provide an answer for you. To keep it short and simple I... how shall I put this...
*Dumbledore points his wand to his neck to amplify his voice*
>I AM GOD!!!!!!!! I AM THE MASTER OVER LIFE AND DEATH AS FAR AS YOU ARE CONCERNED! HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU! WEASLEY, RON! STAND! AVADA KEDAVRA! MINERVA! STAND! AVADA KEDAVRA! GRANGER! AVADA KEDAVRA! TABLES TWO AND FOUR! AVADA KEDAVRA! ARE YOU CATCHING ON TO WHAT I'M TRYING TO CONVEY HERE? CATCHING MY DRIFT, YEAH? GOOD. MOVING ON! THE DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS CLASS WILL HAVE A NEW TEACHER, HIS NAME IS TOM RIDDLE, YOU PROBABLY KNOW HIM BY HIS MONIKER LORD VOLDEMORT. I HAVE SENT MR. HAGRID TO GET ME AS MUCH AS TEN BASILISKS WHO WILL ROAM THE SCHOOL FREELY! QUIDDITCH RULES HAVE CHANGED THUSLY: THE QUAFFLE IS NOW MADE OF A HIGHLY VOLATILE EXPLOSIVE THAT WILL DETONATE AT THE SLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTEST TOUCH, THE BLUDGERS ARE NOW MADE OF TUNGSTEN AND ARE KEPT AT A TEMPERATURE OF PRECISELY 6,152°F (3400°C) AND THE GOLDEN SNITCH IS NOW MADE OUT OF FROZEN VX. SWALLOW THAT, POTTER!
*Dumbledore removes the wand from to his neck*
>Other than the aforementioned revisions in curricular procedure, things are bound to go their usual way, at their usual pace. And never forget: Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

>>212458119
That was you samefagging your reddit thread
>https://igwiki.lyci.de/
You see we still have IP counters to an extent with /g/s extension. Your little obama phone browser doesn't support extensions

>>212458368
get a friend, loser

>YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS— ITS TIME TO BRING OUT THE SORTING HAT— THE NEW MODEL OF COURSE. THE ONE THAT *TRUTHFULLY*
>Dumbeldor sternly stretches his eyes in Neville’s direction
>STATES YOUR GENDER, RACE, AND SEXUAL PREFERENCES.
>Neville looks down in embarrassment while Dumbledor smugly gathers himself
>YES YES. THERE WILL BE NO MORE BOYS PRETENDING TO BE GIRLS SO THEY CAN USE THE GIRLS BATHROOM. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?

>>212457086 (OP)
Hairy Plotter put the slonging Hat on and Hummed hoping it would not find out about his gore folder. It did.

"This one is... in the Mexican Cartel"

"Horray" said Hairy Plotter, "will I be able to rape the elderly and mutiliate people for informing."

"Why Yes" Cried the hat

>>212458440
Go jump off that tranny bridge, tranny. I'll fly out and even put a reddit mascot plushy on it for you after

>>212457629
BASED

>>212457086 (OP)

>>212458671
KEKLMAOOO
upvote reddit style!!

>>212457629
who cares? fishtank, tranime tourists, pol niggers. It takes jannies solid 30 minutes when cp is posted.

>>212458628
lol you aren’t doing shit you weak broke bitch. Keep crying for us tho, you mentally ill little freak.

>>212458671
>formally snape's