>new movie bad... old movie good... because it just is okay!!!

>>212460546 (OP)
Edwards > Spielberg

it's just the way it is

>>212460546 (OP)
What is this phenomenon called?

>>212460546 (OP)
Top has terrible color timing. Scarjo looks more repulsive than Wayne Knight, and Knight is supposed to be a bad guy. Bottom has an alpha premature balding white male in sunglasses, top has mystery meat making a confused expression. Damn right, old good, new bad.

>>212461521
>white british guy
>mystery meat
lmao americans are brainrotted

The entire Jurassic Park franchise is one just okay film and a complete train wreck of capeshit tier cash ins that idiots love because they have hecking wholesome dinosaurs and science.

>>212461687
>British
>white
>2025
Son, I...

altoid sours were the only good altoids and those were discontinued

>>212460546 (OP)
"new movie" isn't particularly good when the best it can do is remix old movie for member berries

>>212461781
Jurassic World was a guilty pleasure because of how silly it was and Bryce Dallas Howard.

But yea, this franchise is only beat by Terminator for how fucking bad it gets.

>>212460546 (OP)
Digital cameras alone are enough to make me prefer older movies

>>212460546 (OP)
Op, like always, is a faggot.
Jurassic Park 3 is old, and it's shit. Aliens 3 is old, and it's shit. Terminator 3 is old an it's shit.
No one is saying that all old movies are good.

Jurassic Park 1 is good because it's well made. It has good story, good soundtrack and is overall made with care. Jurassic World movies are not made with care

>>212460546 (OP)
There’s one truly good Jurassic movie and it isn’t because it’s the oldest

>>212460626
Edwards literally can’t stop copying Spielberg and doing it badly

When the raptor was hunting the spic boyfriend why was it alone and not hunting in a pack

>>212460546 (OP)
Jeetspammer going to freak

>>212460546 (OP)
>Barbasol can is both product placement and part of the story
>Altoid mints is just a tin of mints that the actor chews obnoxiously

>>212464580
>>Barbasol can is both product placement and part of the story

>>212464330
Very small family owned dinosaur cloning company, please understand

>>212462296
>Jurassic Park 3
>Aliens 3
>Terminator 3
all kino

>>212464640
You lost tranny.

>>212464330
There were 2 of them

>>212461521

>>212464330
There were one in the center left and one hidden on the top right blind retard.

>>212461356
Hackneyed

>>212460546 (OP)
stupid piece of shit brainless zoomer

>>212460546 (OP)
OP is a nigger
No I will not elaborate

>>212460546 (OP)
Why are millennials like this?

>>212460546 (OP)
Terrible color grading on the top exapl;e.

>>212466447
The movie doesn't look that bad generally.
It actually looks quite nice outside of some shoddy CGI in some places.

>>212460546 (OP)
Now anon, sometimes old movie good and new movie ALSO pretty good.

>>212466685

>>212466685
Or sometimes new movie *slightly better* than old movie

>>212460546 (OP)
The CGI looks like dog shit.
The first three movies all had a similar look to the dinos, the new movies made them look horrible, culminating with Rebirth. These Spinosaurs look retarded.

>>212466781
You know I might agree if you cut out everything with Harrison Ford in 2049.
He just kind of sucks in the movie.

>>212466811
The spinos are one of the better designs imo
The TItanosaurus and the D-Rex are way worse

>>212467422
Which one is the Titanosaurus?
The new designs might be more accurate but the JP3 design is way better IMO.
I agree on the D-rex. Thing doesn't look like a dinosaur at all.

>>212467621
The big brontosaurus-looking guys with the excessively long tails

>>212467670
Fair enough. This do look retarded. Like they came from No Man's Sky.

>>212460546 (OP)
Why do movies look so fucking ugly nowadays?

Is it mandatory to put a shitty filter on all Hollywood movies?

>>212466685
nah, man, that roadhouse remake was dogshit

>>212461356
Homage

>>212461781
it's the only movie about dinosaurs we got