Why doesn't Kojimbo direct a movie if he loves cinema so much?

>>212462921 (OP)
Not talented enough

>>212462921 (OP)
He’s got scanning to do

>>212462921 (OP)
He directed a couple for the PlayStation.

>>212462960
This. Why merely have Lea Seydoux nude in your movie when you can scan every last nook and cranny of her body and tell her it's totally necessary for your video game.

>>212462921 (OP)
That would take actual talent and prowess instead of him farting around on a computer for years at a time

>>212462942
>>212463082
>'Kojima isn't le talented enough to succeed in modern Hollywood'
And 90% of modern Hollywood directors are?

>>212462921 (OP)
https://www.smashjump.com/screen-news/kojima-considers-making-movie-after-physint-od/

>>212462921 (OP)
She should get this hairstyle in real life

>>212462921 (OP)
have you actually watched death stranding and the 2nd one from a movie perspective? its complete trash.

>>212462921 (OP)
Unironically, Movies are a shit medium and can't contain Kojima's genius. Not even meming. A simple, passive two hour movie is not nearly enough.

>>212462921 (OP)
have you actually watched death stranding and the 2nd one from a movie perspective? its complete kino.

>>212463591
>>212463722
Duality of man

>>212462921 (OP)
Outside of the video game format what he produces would be C tier trash at most. Dude is into weird campy shit, and not even of the interesting kind.

>>212463047

>>212462921 (OP)
Nobody would watch an 8 hour snooze fest

>>212462921 (OP)
First of all this dumb gook cant speak proper english, two hes not jewish, three hes blacklisted from japanese movie industry four he doesnt want to work with japanese producers, five all his games are low iq slop

>>212462921 (OP)
Ideas are too big for movies and his style probably wouldn't work well in a movie.

>>212462921 (OP)
Because he is a hack and would be exposed for his mediocre writing.