>when pizza's on a bagel
Fuck, I wish these tasted better.

Ever try English muffin 'za?

when pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime

for me it's pizza rolls

>>212463286
When I was a lad, I used to eat a whole bag of 50 of 'em, pepperoni, dipped sometimes in ranch and buffalo sauce.

>>212463179 (OP)
https://youtu.be/lrp-BlCqvEM

I’m a gay faggot t b h

>>212463238
Pizza's not for breakfast!

>>212463179 (OP)
Bagels are terrible.

>>212464741
this
>bland donuts

>>212463179 (OP)
>Fuck, I wish these tasted better.
Any frozen pizza type of food requires you to buy and add more mozzarella. They'll always overload it with tomato sauce and skimp on the cheese

Why is pizza so bad for you?
Bread, tomato sauce and a bit of cheese. That's a good honest meal. It shouldn't be too bad, but it's like a million calories and they tell you you should only eat it once a month or something.

>>212463286
I think totinos pizza rolls are the only frozen food, in america at least, where the picture on the box actually looks exactly like the product

>>212464990
>t. 300lb wop

>>212464990
>Bread, tomato sauce and a bit of cheese
It's the sauce part

>>212465052
I'm talking about American pizza, not your gay unprocessed faggot shit

>HELP MEEE I CANT SPREAD SAUCE ON A BAGEL AND SPRINKLE CHEESE OVER ITTTT

>>212464699
technically you should eat most for breakfast, and least for dinner
so technically pizza IS for breakfast

They get too fucking hard

>>212463179 (OP)
Its really more of a textural issue. You can choose between eating a Kennedy half-dollar with pizza toppings or pretending you're a dinosaur ripping a little tire off of a jeep with your teeth. There's no winning.

Also hot pockets get too much airplay as a loser food. I have been a fat microdicked hopeless fucking failure for decades now and I've probably eaten like... 10 hot pockets?
No, the loser food is and will always be pizza rolls, all brands accepted, always delicious, will request them served at my funeral. Everything I knew at 12 was totally correct. Ace of Base is the best band ever and pizza rolls, the most delicious food.

>>212464741
Try them with cream cheese and jelly. It's actually pretty good.

>>212465166
I should keep this in mind and stop having high calorie plates of pasta for dinner

>>212465367
like they say
>eat like a king at breakfast
>as a guidsman for lunch
>as a pauper for dinner

bagel bites taste significantly better if you cook them in the oven, but if you're going to do that then there's no point because you could just cook an actual frozen pizza.

Bagel bites are still decent though.
The only really disgusting pizza-type food are hot pockets, which are vile, and I don't understand why anyone would willingly buy and eat them, when you could buy any other item from the same frozen pizza section, and any of them, no exaggeration, would taste better by a large margin.

>>212464741
>>212464770
Fresh bagel with some Dijon and some montreal smoked meat on top, pickle on the side.
Y'all niggas need better taste.

>>212465527
That's quite an unpatriotic appetite.
Where are you from?

>>212465527
>eat my cock
As soon as I get outta work I'm going to eat as much as I can before I pass out with my phone on my chest. I hope to god tonight's the night and I don't wake up tomorrow.

>>212465613
>bagel
>Y'all niggas need better taste.
Mmmm, dense tasteless stodgy bread that cancels out the taste of anything you care to put on it, my favourite.

>>212465606
Hot Pockets are essentially strombolies, which are essentially lasagnas. This is why no one loves you Jon.

>>212464990
It's the goyslop bread part.

>>212465732
>which are essentially lasagnas

>>212465677
good luck anon
>>212465621
central europe but the saying is from italy if i remember correctly

>>212464990
Processed as fuck flour, processed as fuck meats, the processed as fuck cheese.
The only way to eat a "healthy" pizza is the sauce and small amount of cheese and veggies

>>212465732
you are talking out of your ass boy
lasagna is disgusting and stromboli is just a tomato pancake

>>212463179 (OP)
I tried these lil niggas for the first time in like 15 years recently. In that time I've developed an autistic fixation on cooking good food. I was shocked at how good they still are.

>>212465993
Say that about calzones. I fucking dare ya.

>>212466117
They taste like cardboard ass

>>212466170
When your alternatives are hot pocket or pizza rolls its gastronomic high art in comparison

its brand dependent same as pizza rolls and hot pockets, you get the right brand and its a delicious casual snack

You can keep all that corporate BS! Im intp punk pizza rolls with Tortinos

>Tony Hawk, can you like, uh...share?
>No way.

are there people itt eating bagels that are not toasted?

>>212463179 (OP)
>Microwave these
>Let them cool so I don't scorch the roof of my mouth (again)
>Somehow by cooling them down, the bagel now becomes hard as a rock and impossible to eat
What sort of wizardry is this? Did we fly too close to the sun in our vain attempts to make a pizza breakfast snack??

Are Am*ricans really incapable of putting sauce and cheese on a bagel if it's not out of the freezer?

>>212466703
I shove them up my ass raw

>>212463179 (OP)
Television & Film?

>>212466707
Why didn't Toaster Strudel make a pizza version.

>>212466170
Tomato sauce was tangy, "bagels" were crispy and chewy, cheese was basically nonexistent, but overall for $2 they were pretty good.