I can't wait for them to make a movie about this. if Melissa Mccarthy was still fat she would be perfect

>>212463473 (OP)
Such a goofy crime to try to get away with. They could track the shrooms you bought through the entire supply chain and prove you were innocent. She clearly thought the police would just go "well these things happen" and move on.

people are so retarded. sales of regular mushrooms has dropped significantly because people are scared of them now.

>>212464461

>>212465214

9/11 strikes again!

>>212463765
Courts don't find you innocent. Not guilty is not the same innocent.

>>212463473 (OP)
> to make a movie about this
Why? It's so fucking boring. What actually interest you at all about it? or was this thread just a fake topic to bring in Australian posters to do fake ocker speak to each other embarassingly?

>>212463765
She went to the hospital having rehearsed a food poisoning routine but when she was told that they suspect death cap mushrooms she panicked, discharged herself and fled home to dispose of numerous things
She was counting on all traces of death cap mushrooms disappearing
Pic related is Erin's soul descending into Hell and the devils are tormenting her, there is no escape

QRD?

Maybe I'm a bad guy but I find it so fucking funny when literal retards commit premeditated murder like this

>>212466011
hope solo. she has nudes.

>>212466011
Rich woman (from inheritance) marries Christian man with a passionately Christian family despite having misgivings about Christianity
They start to have kids and she gives people in his family very generous loans to help them buy property
Eventually cracks start to form, she realises she actually doesn't like god botherers after all and they start to divorce
Despite her giving them so much money they all take his side
Her husband starts to follow the court ordered child support requirements and she gets furious and wants more money, his family backs him again
She decides that she will wipe him and all of his relatives out
Btw she poisoned him multiple times before this

>>212466158
>whites being satanic again

>>212466011
A woman poisoned her in-laws using very specific poisonous mushrooms she picked in the wild, then claimed to have bought them from a non-existent Chinese market when questioned by police. In the process of this she fucked up on literally every possible level to a hilarious extent.

>>212466011
and her lawyer had to argue "yes you have caught her in multiple lies about that night, but that doesn't necessarily mean she tried to murder them"

>>212466287
>uses son's computer to check sightings of death cap mushrooms on inaturalist because she's worried about being tracked
>after doing so she decides to book a nearby pub for lunch using her own name

>>212466011
some Australian woman killed some people by feeding them death head mushrooms. She was just found guilty of murder today.

>>212466397
The list of fuckups and blunders is so vast it needs a pasta

>>212463473 (OP)
Melissa McCarthy with a broad Australian accent. Does she aim for a Meryl Streep Oscar, is it Coens kino? Or will it be low brow true crime comedy slop like that Zach Galifinakis or Jesse Eisenberg movie?

you know I thought it over and yeah it'd make a fun black comedy, family might not be so happy though

>lies and tells everyone she has cancer for no reason
>

>Three former colleagues said some would call her "crazy Erin" and "Scutter the nutter" behind her back.
>A third former colleague said during her time at Air Services, Erin would call into the air traffic control centre pretending to be another worker and say they were sick.
>They thought it was part of a plan Erin had to pick up lucrative shifts covering the sick leave of others.
>Another remembers Erin giggling in a corner of the room when a confused air traffic controller was being quizzed by her bosses, who asked: "Why are you here? Didn't you call in sick?"
>They suspect Erin was behind a phone call to the bosses earlier that day, as a prank.

>>212466158
Kek this is like a reverse plot of White Lotus.
>>212466559
If the Cohen Brothers were still together they'd spin gold out of this.

>>212465822
Because SHE was very funny. Plus the case was odd.

>>212466478
>Melissa McCarthy with a broad Australian accent

So, Rebel Wilson. Or Magda Szubanski.

>>212465973
>remotely wipe your phone while police are searching it
Literally a genius. Not a jury in the world would convict her.

>>212466094
>Asking her if it's normal to be captured on CCTV throwing your blender and cooking equipment in a remote garbage dump after dinner
Those damn utensils are killing everyone

It would be a great dark comedy if they kept 100% of the story true.
>has been trying to poison ex-husband for years but he keeps just tanking it. At worst he went for a short stay in hospital for 'gastro'
>makes the strongest poisonous mushroom meal yet for 4 elderly people
>goes to local country hospital to feign gastro the day after so it would look like shared symptom of maybe a viral or bacterial food contaminant.
>local hospital has already seen 2 of the elderly relatives overnight and transferred them to a major city hospital with the other 2 oldies so sick they were taken directly to the city by ambulance
>day shift doctor knows this and has been told everything by the city hospital, and that they even suspect deathcap mushroom poisoning from the severe textbook symptoms.
>doctor tells her all of this in the waiting room, pulls out his phone and asks her if she can give permission to his local cop buddy to go into her house and collect the meal leftovers for toxicology samples
>the minute that doctor leaves the room she runs out of casualty, drives home, grabs evidence like her phone and food processor
>seen on cctv immediately afterwards at the local garbage dump throwing away the food processor
>on first police interview lies to them saying she never had a food processor
>surrenders her 'phone' which is a locked burner phone. Her real phone is never found.
>tries to remote wipe the burner phone in police custody from home

>>212466467
be careful, that pasta could be deadly

>>212466011
Lady tries to kill husband & his family, husband survives by telling her to fuck off and doesn't show up for dinner, his brother & sister are poisoned and so are his mom and dad. All of them die except his brother.

>fat bitch is too stupid to realize that purchase history is a thing
>has food dehydrator in her purchase history
>too stupid to realize browser history is a thing
>has multiple visits to a foraging website, specifically to a thread about dangerous mushrooms, and the exact coordinates and geolocation where they were spotted
>doesn't realize her phone can be pinged and triangulated and GPS'd
>phone is pinged and shows her going directly to the locations of the poisonous mushrooms from the website
>bitch is so dumb she thinks post history isn't a thing
>gets caught talking on reddit true crime shit that she's been drying mushrooms in a food dehydrator, and can slip them in to meals by grinding them up in to a powder
>is so stupid she thinks she can fake deathcap mushroom poisoning and that would get police off her trail
>checks herself in to the hospital but refuses testing and checks herself out when the aussie food police get involved, on top of the regular police, and they question her
>blames a non existent chinese merchant, says they sold her powdered mushrooms
>immediately rushes home, grabs the food dehydrator
>dumps the food dehydrator on a beach miles away, hoping to get rid of the evidence
>police find it via phone ping, yet again
>they residue test it
>it's full of deathcap mushroom shit
>claims it wasn't hers when questioned
>they explain the phone pinging
>"okay it's mine I got scared and dumped it because I didn't do anything wrong and didn't want to be blamed for three murders and an attempted fourth! I was scaaaaaared!"
>explain the mushroom residue
>"I have no idea how that got there, it wasn't me! Wait, why are you handcuffing me? Nooooo im just an innocent chef! It was the chineeeeeese!"
>gets utterly btfo'd in court

>>212466881

>Australia
How many years will she get in prison? 3?

>>212466902
The thing that makes me laugh is that she concocted a lie about how her ex-husband accused her of using the dehydrator to kill them as an explanation for why she panicked when he denies it

>>212467180
Maybe she'll get sent to a penal colony.

Also
>chooses to have the trial in her home town which is the most conservative area in the entire state.
>2 of the victims were a local padtor and his wife
>locals were overheard calling her a witch publically
>...
>elects to take the fucking stand just to have all of her lies fully exposed under cross examination

>>212467230
to Van Diemen's land with her

The wildest thing was hearing people defend her. Almost all of them boomer women. Jury took 6 days to deliberate a braindead guilty verdict, they must have had a similar retard they had to wrangle.

>>212466701
>If the Cohen Brothers were still together they'd spin gold out of this.
that would be absolutely kino. i can imagine now the hilariously fucked up conundrums.

>>212467532
>Jury took 6 days to deliberate a braindead guilty verdict, they must have had a similar retard they had to wrangle
tbf it's hard to get beyond the burden of reasonable doubt when there still isn't really an obvious reason as to why she would have done it, beyond being an evil heartless bitch.
I'm sure they all thought she probably did it, it's whether they believed it enough to convict her for it.

>>212465822
This, there's pretty much no story here beyond how ridiculously pathetic and poorly planned the whole scheme to poison them was

>>212466158
>Btw she poisoned him multiple times before this
That's why it's so strange that this attracted the media circus it did. I read this like the first day and from that it was obviously an open and shut case. It seems like in order to create more intrigue(?) people entirely stopped holding this information, everyone being like 'no I never heard that where'd you hear that?'

>>212466011
Fargo style black comedy. Woman murders three of her relatives and nearly kills another with a poisoned beef wellington laced with death cap mushrooms. Eats a little of it herself and shows up to hospital reporting poisoning symptoms, but leaves after 5 minutes when the doctor asks where the mushrooms came from. Tries to wipe all the evidence but ends up digging deeper into a hole of lies.

>>212468084
Everyone I know who cared about this case thought she did it
It's just the woman herself that people care about

We should make this movie, bros. First the title.
>No Cap

>>212463473 (OP)
>Australian media and everybody first saying she was an innocent woman in this horrible tragedy
>Completely memoryholed after shes found guilty
Many such cases

>>212466158
>willingly giving christcucks money
50% of it went to Israel. She deserved everything she has coming.

>>212468330
Which media was saying that?

>>212466011
Some minor crime story that Aussie media has been hyping relentlessly like it fucking matters

>>212468817
Well it's an odd story. But there's just not much meat to it. For something to linger in media as long as this has there needs to be some contentiousness or moral ambiguity to argue about and there's nothing more to this than an idiot did a weird crime

>>212468892
Are you down here? "Linger in media" is an understatement, they've been hyping it like it was the OJ thing

>>212465617
>Courts don't find you innocent
They actually can but it's rare and a different process.

>>212466397
I feel bad for her kids, espicially her Son that testifed against her. I'm guessing there was some munchausen syndrome by proxy in her past aginst them

>>212463473 (OP)
Perice bros imagine her mushroom farts

>>212467532
>The wildest thing was hearing people defend her
what did they say?

>>212466141
Thanks. You just traumatised me for life.

>>212469284
The kids were with her the entire time
She didn't manage to coach her son into telling the police the right answers because they got to him before she realised she was a suspect

>>212463473 (OP)
>Melissa Mccarthy
Who?

>>212466680
She gaan

>>212465214
I didn't know 9/11 airlines made jenga

>>212463473 (OP)
>Melissa Mccarthy was still fat
is she not now?
shes been the fattest for the longest time