>you know it's true/everything I do/ I do it for you

Saw this in the theaters with my mom. She died 6 months later. Coincidence??

For the entire summer when this came out, if you turned on the radio to any station, you WOULD be hearing Brian Adams. Full stop. Period.

You'd think that a 90s swashbuckling blockbuster about Robin Hood would be kino of the highest order, like Princess Bride. So then how come, with the exceptions of the overture and sheriff Hans Gruber, is it so ungodly dull?

>>212464445
I've seen the same film, coincidence?

Only Russian YouTube has the music video. Regular YouTube it gets taken down. Idk why the record label/movie studio is such an asshole about it
https://rutube.ru/video/f169f094ffcbd07327f46a8b1ff2c57e/

>>212464324 (OP)
>is it so ungodly dull
>filtered

>>212464686
Because you have diabetes brain damage and don't remember the witch lady, Morgan Freeman or Christian Slater

Nobody notices in 13th century England that this Robin Hood guy had an American accent

>Gina Montana as Maid Marian

>>212465988
I remember all of them, I just don't remember anything cool that they did.

>>212466200
Well if you stop eating sugar with both hands now, they might not cut your retarded foot off

>>212466230
Refresh my memory then. What was the coolest thing Morgan Freeman did in the film?

>>212466320
Beg for his life, snark about the English weather, invent the telescope, deliver a baby via caesarian section, represent holy Islam?

>>212464490
It was a better time.

>>212466188
Unless you're nun, how do you remain an unmarried virgin into your thirties like this character? Maiden my ass Robin was a sucker for believing that title.

DONT TELL ME ITS NOT WORTH TRYING FOR
YOU CAN'T TELL ME ISRAEL'S NOT WORTH DYING FOR

>>212464763
God’s will

>>212464324 (OP)
for me its Christian Slaters accent

>>212466188
>you wanna fuck me Robin??

>>212464686
You're full of it, pal

>>212466983
I have a museum of chastity belts and medieval armor that would show that you're wrong

>Folk name is Robin Hood
>Never get a movie with the character in a red hood
????????????????

>costner and freeman walking like a pair of actors in a park instead of military men in a land of arrow fingers
>freeman says a thing
>costner:"come onnnn"
Fucken trash
Bryan ferry song whacked to dust on the radio too

>>212467475
Bryan Adams, fkn phone

>>212467330
Anon, chastity belts are a work by dudes who had a fetish and liked to draw. There isn't a single example of one actually built that dates before the 1700's. All the actual examples of them in museums are relatively modern and way past the supposed time of Robin Hood. Everything else is just a drawing.

>>212467159
>He"ll never clear it, he'll never clear it...
>Fuck me, he cleared it

>>212467250
I'm not your pal, buddy.

>>212467475
This is basically my childhood memories of the film. I remember finding it incredibly dull back then too. And I was a patrician already as a kid.

>>212467708
Does Costner have any actual good movies? Like actual good, not meme good.

>>212464324 (OP)
This movie trolled normalfags so hard by putting the Bryan Adams song during the end credits. So many people sat through the entire movie waiting to hear it.

The 90s were a trip.

>>212467838
Dances with wolves. Tin cup. Waterworld. Bull Durham. Field of dreams. Jfk

>>212467950
No way out

>>212464324 (OP)
>The song was an enormous chart success internationally, reaching the number-one position on the music charts of at least nineteen countries, notable exceptions in the Western World being Italy (number three) and Spain (number four). It is particularly notable for its success in the United Kingdom, where it spent sixteen consecutive weeks at number one on the UK Singles Chart, the longest uninterrupted run ever on that chart as of 2025. It also topped the Europe-wide sales chart for eighteen continuous weeks. In the United States, it topped the Billboard Hot 100, which combines radio airplay and sales, for seven weeks, but stayed at number one for seventeen consecutive weeks on the sales-only chart.[3] It went on to sell more than 15 million copies worldwide, making it Adams's most successful song, and one of the best-selling singles of all time.[4] The song has been covered by hundreds of singers and artists around the world.

Bravo Costner

>>212468111
So this begs the question. Did Alan and his bros come up with the spoon line?

>>212467649
There was a rich man from Nottingham who tried to cross a river. What a dope, he tripped on a rope. Now look at him shiver. Beg for mercy rich man.

>>212468111
The trips don't lie. This explains everything.

>>212467950
>Waterworld
He said GOOD movies

>>212468111
imagine if they had filmed a documentary about how Allan and Kevin hated each other and we could watch it

>>212467950
>Field of dreams
People will come Ray, people will most definitely come.

Alan Rickman's best role. Nothing else comes close.

>>212464686
>kino of the highest order, like Princess Bride
>so ungodly dull
the irony
you reddit faggots are fucked in the head
princess bride was never good
unironically ungodly boring bullshit

>>212468994
it would have been better if he had a Smee sidekick

>>212467191
"Sort of"

>>212469105
He did. Michael Wincott as Guy of Gisborne.

>>212469459
I wish it was more comedic but you are right

>>212469105
Agreed

>>212467950
>no Untouchables

>>212467838
go back

>>212467950
Open Range

>>212470042
Strange ElfQuest reference, but I see you.

>>212467950
>Tin cup
one of my favorite background noise movies for years

>>212467109
Based Mr. Bond poster.

>>212468289
>Be illiterate woodstard in the 1100s
>make up rap