Times you felt like Charlie from The Whale

one time I got up to like 180 when I was eating big bowls of rice

>>212468072 (OP)
i've never been fat and don't get sweaty, can't relate

>>212468072 (OP)
all of them

I P u r c h a s e A P a c k O f L i m i t e d E d i t i o n O r e o s E v e r y T i m e A N e w O n e Comes Out

>>212468072 (OP)
600lb gay that pays escorts to stick it in his poppy hole?

>>212468072 (OP)
Breast implants and a Jim membership

>>212468147
fatty's pinky got tired! pathetic!

>>212468072 (OP)
every second of every day

>>212468072 (OP)
I ate two entire cheeseburgers from McDonald’s tonight. Can you believe it??!? God what a fat pig I am, and not only that… I had a large blue raspberry Fanta freeze with it, fuck I’ll be as big as him in no time!

>>212468072 (OP)
I can’t believe Brendan has to take on this humiliating role to win an Oscar, was it worth it? Now everyone will always see him as the whale no matter what he does from here on out

>>212468386
He is eternally the Mummy, you fucking retard

>>212468072 (OP)
Gully status?

>>212468072 (OP)
I told some people to write something honest.
I got indirect comments instead.

>>212468072 (OP)
I am very prone to sweating and eat nothing but slop.
I also drink.

that $106.53 in my checking account is for my daughter. to pay for her college

>>212470458
with interest

>>212468072 (OP)
I once ate two whole pizzas and a box of Crumbl cookies over the course of 24 hours
Somehow I was confused how I went from 165 to 208 in a matter of 2 years

Saltines and butter

>>212468072 (OP)
i ate two chicken breasts with salt and brown sauce tonight
am ashamed

I eat and kinda watch something on the TV but really I'm just in it for the sub.

i jerked off so hard it nearly killed me

Ate about 40$ worth of taco bell by myself reeking of whiskey and beer. When I came to I'd eaten like two mexican pizzas, three tacos and two burritos and some other stuff and my unkempt 3 day unwashed face was covered in tortilla crumbs and diablo sauce. When I farted it smelled like Kursk. I've cleaned my act up since then

>>212468072 (OP)
KFC has 9 pieces for $9.95 tonight. Should I whale out?

>>212473800
wut

>>212474082
he does that in the beginning of the film