welcome to popcorn chan anon kun. friendly reminder YOU’RE HERE FOREVER

>>212468293 (OP)
>Popcorn 2.webm
kino

>>212468293 (OP)
Where is this guy located? Might be fun to get popcorn from him

>>212468293 (OP)
why's he white and not a kind jeet saar

>>212468582
>show up expecting a popcorn show
>he just spouts the popcorn in the bag boringly
>after several warnings by his manager, he has stopped doing the thing
>the light is gone from his eyes
>he's become just another dead-eyed wagie

>>212468666
That would be entertaining too

>>212468666
checked popcorn satan

>>212468293 (OP)
What would he think?

>>212468666
Literally me

>>212468910
>have a popcorn. no. have two. the glistening corn syrup reminds me of when my wife got glazed by a much younger man while I was getting pegged in hell’s kitchen. hell’s kitchen that my new job. i cook food in hell

>>212468910
Under the skillful hand of our burly host, the rolling hills of popcorn became tamed golden nuggets in our sustainable cardboard dispensers. And like Scrooge McDuck gone Robin-of-the-Locksley, he does not shy away from sharing the treasure. Lately, he says, times have been tough. I know just what he means, having been through my fair share of layoffs and cutoffs and whatoffs popping off just to keep us on our toes, keeps us guessing. But we must endure on Milton Fridman's route, because neoliberalism is the only possible system of governance. As I depart the Chulo Los Corno, I am wiser for having witnessed the butter savant make the seeds burst doing his bidding. Once the foreign debt is repaid in dollars, I can envision Gordo having his own popcorn shack, as he confided in me, never missing a beat. People will say that IMF and World Bank are this and that they are that, and they certainly are something - and they are not punk. And maybe this is just the old gringo in me talking, but when I'm in Manhattan between all those marvellous buildings, I know that if I climb towards the right vantage point, I will see Gordo again, beaming at me across the Darien Gap.

>>212468293 (OP)
I would stare him down and walk away without taking the popcorn so he feels awkward and ashamed.

>>212468998
kek

>>212468582
I'm pretty sure he lost his toes to diabetes and is dead
Saw it on 4chan, so its prolly not true, but dont get your hopes up

>>212468293 (OP)
It's a good job Americans have no self awareness.
Otherwise this cunt would still be in bed and you'd have to bring your own scoop to the lardcorn trough.