How big do you have to be for this to work?

I've gotten reactions kinda like this a few times and I'm only 8.5".

>>212468860 (OP)
He took it out?

what did he take out?

He showed her how many figures his bank account was

>>212468860 (OP)
was he hard?

>>212468860 (OP)
I only get these looks when I show them my Gundam collection

>>212469426
Who says he was?

>>212468860 (OP)
Yeah, that scene made me think that if he had a massive dong Elaine wouldn't have complained. Dickpill is brutal

>>212468860 (OP)
>>212469492
She never said anything about the size. She was put off by him taking it out at all.

I think I'm going to do this to my coworker soon

>>212469529
>>212469518
start doing this

Why do guys think anyone wants to see their flaccid dicks?

>>212469529
Do it bro, don't let your dreams be dreams!

>>212469339
a sponge

>>212469630
why dont women find soft penises attractive?

Its got to be cut first off.

>>212469529
you need half a chub so she gets curious about the rest. Full cock leaves no mystery, resting cock is a humiliation ritual.

>>212468860 (OP)
She never says what happened after

>>212470070
>lip bite
>looks him in the eyes
>takes it in the mouth for a good half minute
>comes back up and smiles
>gives him a light slap and a grin
>they zip up and go to her apartment

>>212469518
she said it's uncut and gross. they don't like foreskins.

>>212468860 (OP)
Dunno, but I can tell you it's never not worked for me at about 8.5"
Always leads to a bj. When in doubt whip it out seems to be a thing for a reason.

>>212469177
Same I'm only 13" so obviously still below average but I think the lighting helped hide how small it was

>>212468860 (OP)
Four inches.

>>212470639
>>212469177

so it's true about zoomer having tiny dicks. this is pathetic. i'm 19" on a BAD day.

>>212470639
I don't know about that, the average penis is in the 10 - 10 1/2 inch range, anon.

>>212468860 (OP)
I did this in the car with my niece. She almost fell out of her booster seat.

>>212470403
>a good half minute
stop boasting

Im a grower, not a show'er. Its kinda embarrasing because im only 8" when im flaccid. When Im fully hard im 14" and women love it, but when Im not hard they just laugh at me. Its so small.

>>212468860 (OP)
When in doubt, whip it out.
All lovely ladies love the copter!

>>212469529
You will end up like that mcdonalds dude