In Hollywood's latest humiliation ritual; Timothée Chalamet is going bald to accelerate his twink death for DUNC 3. His androgynous hair style has been his only marketable feature throughout his entire short-lived career. All signs now point to his career being officially finished, & to that i'd like to say good fucking riddance!

nigga acting like you cant grow hair back kek

>>212469124 (OP)
OP is an israeli shitposter

>>212469124 (OP)
It depends on what his head looks like bald, the shape of it.
Most Jews have this very unfortunate skull shape that is pointy at the top.

>>212469124 (OP)
so he's clearly gay right? Like they're not even hiding it at this point, right?

>>212469240
>Most Jews have this very unfortunate skull shape that is pointy at the top.
gay alien skull is the technical term

>>212469308

>>212469152
he's wearing babushkas in public now because he's so mindfucked & embarrassed by his head shape, hairline and lost of identity. His fans will only get the ick when they see what he's been hiding, and his hair will never be the same once his true 30 yr old hairline reveals itself

>>212469166
oy vey look at this schizo. your rat jewboy's career is over now, cry about it

>>212469341
I know andrew tate hating is so low hanging fruit but the guy has no class or aura. if jake "zesty zoomer" paul mogs the fuck out of you, you need to log off

hairstyle is makeup for men

>>212469308
>gay alien skull

There's UK writers signed with agents literally tweeting about his Bob Dylan singing a song that mentions the weather changing...to PUSH CLIMATE CHANGE. Why does the messiah who preaches climate change still fly in PRIVATE JETS? Snakeoil. They're basically equating bald = skinhead = nazi dictator shorthands for dumb zalpha.

>>212471688
What the fuck are you even saying

>>212469124 (OP)
He'll be fine, he's Jewish after all.

>Just fuck my shit up, denis. It'll be a metaphor for Paul's soul or someshit

I'm reading the book right now and let me tell you that Taylor Joy is going to suck in it. I bet 100% that she's going to make Alia act as a bratty teenager 24/7 when she's a mutant freak as powerful as Paul who walks a fine line between recklessness and brilliance.

>>212469124 (OP)
You have yet to learn that herd follow whoever they are told to follow.

>>212469124 (OP)
for the love of god that terrorist villenueve better never make my Anya bald

>>212471299
sloped forehead is a jewish trait coming from their neanderthal genes and the back of the head should be more like >>212469308 and not completely flat

>>212469124 (OP)
What a terrible time for a Dune remake, ohh well anyways

a lush mane can make a guy's mid face look really handsome

t. used to have a lush mane

>>212469240
Outlook not so good

>>212469346
He already pissed off the femcel fanbase after he started dating Kylie Jenner.

>>212469124 (OP)
>all Villenueve villains are bald
>when hero becomes evil he turns bald
Why did Denis mean by this?

>>212473864
He has the same nose as Adam Sandler. Is he Jewish?

>>212474196
obviously

>>212474196
>Is he Jewish?
Half Russian Jew, half French.

>>212474196
Yes and it’s on his mother’s side so it’s real
David Corenswet for example has a Jewish father but an Irish mother, so he’s not a real Jew

>>212469124 (OP)
Disgusting effeminate faggot
Will never watch a movie with that little shit in it

>>212469124 (OP)
Timmy won
Travis lost

>>212476539
he can do so much better
with a cute femboy

>>212473028
Just finished Dune Messiah. Fucking hell, what was that ending? Brutal, absolutely brutal.

>>212477929
paul is a faggot afraid of his own actions and the future.
HOWEVER his son is the biggest chad in the history of the universe. The one he couldn't even predict to exist kek.
Total Atreides Domination

>>212476539
>won
>a Kardashian

the fuck is with you zooms?

>>212477996
Yeah, I know about that one. I'll start the third book today (I'm looking at it right now and it's quite big), but only because I want to get to the fourth ASAP.

>>212478052
3rd is great, 4th is a little dull imo

>>212478959
I just read that the 3rd is a "return to form", more close to the first book and it seems to have a "proper villain", when compared to the 2nd which basically just had Paul. Anyway, I was just reading takes of the second book to see how they compare to mine. I feel Herbert didn't underestimated the readers intelligence and threw a few hints at Paul's campaign around the universe, but to me, personally, a lot went over my head besides a take or two in the beginning and ending of the book lol
Good to know though. I definitely feel that audiences won't enjoy what comes next for the movies. Too much pandering to Paul in youtube comments, AFAICS

>>212469124 (OP)
>Timothée Chalamet is going bald
in that picture?

>>212476539
>Moonface wigger
He should marry Zendaya "Big Head" Coleman instead

>>212469166
>>212469240
>212472113
>212473864

>be timothy chalalamamet
>genocide trillions of goys by starring in motion pictures
>get away with it 100%, never suffer any consequences
>live to a tender old age before passing peacefully in bed surrounded by wealth and power
>meanwhile, thousands of palestinians die screaming daily
where is allah?

>>212479511
You jest but God (in your case allah) is not some magical genie that kills all the bad guys (You) think he should get rid of.

>>212476539
>dating a single mom snowbunny is winning
jews come on now just take the L

>>212479705
>snowbunny
We call them coalburners around these parts partner. It would behoove you to lurk more.

>>212479511
such an edgy boy ;^)

>>212469124 (OP)
Isn't there a timeskip between Dune and Dune Messiah?
Missed an opportunity to recast this fag.

>>212478032
Kylie is a bimbomaxx wonderland. My nigga ain't setteling down with that.

>>212479810
Yes, 12 years.

>>212479810
12 years which takes him from ~17 by the end of dune to 29 in messiah. Unless you're abusing steroids or british you're not going to look dramaticaly different between those two ages so no not really.

>>212480031
>you're not going to look dramaticaly different between those two ages so no not really.
true, just look at xqc

>>212477996
finally someone who understands dune. leto is the main character, the first two and a half books though I like them as well are literally just paul being a pussy

>>212478052
same i just finished messiah last night too. starting children today

>>212469124 (OP)
As a twink enjoyer, I'm genuinely offended by people still calling this jackass a twink. His twink death was at least 10 years ago.

>>212477996
Hope we get a glimpse of him

>>212471230
Most male celebrities use literal make up. Also, hair is 'make up' for both men and women. Men only have a beard, as bonus option

>>212480241
Based. See you on top of Shai-Hulud or Bene Tleilax's tank.

dune messiah is unfilmable. not because of logistics, but because the movie is about your main character turning gay, getting killed off screen, and everyone in the world deciding he's a fag (he also stops having sex even though he has two hot wives that want a good dicking).

>>212479773
mocking palestinians is objectively the edgiest thing you do as it casts the widest net and makes far-left troons and far-right incels/browns lose their shit

>>212480565
>everyone in the world deciding he's a fag
That's not what happens at all. Haven't read the third book yet, but at least by the end of the second they are disillusioned with him, but his legend still lingers and he managed to BTFO almost all the factions plotting against him

>>212480621
>if you kill your enemies they win
yeah it's a story that has always resonated with audiences. how's the last of us doing btw

>>212479705
fuck off sissy faggot

>>212469124 (OP)
he started balding, or what ever fragile xillenials seem to think is balding, and he's using the shaving his head for a movie as an excuse to have hair transplant

>>212471920
He's saying there's UK writers signed with agents literally tweeting about his Bob Dylan singing a song that mentions the weather changing...to PUSH CLIMATE CHANGE. Why does the messiah who preaches climate change still fly in PRIVATE JETS? Snakeoil. They're basically equating bald = skinhead = nazi dictator shorthands for dumb zalpha.

>>212469166
>>212469240
>out of nowhere israeli/jew posting
>>212479511
>followed by whatever bot this is
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/g1igaKPBdne71D2MVnoGtQ/

>then all of a sudden certain threads start showing up on the catalog, theres the like three or so variations of "nazis were crossdressers/cowards/losers" threads, the "palestinian version of Warfare" thread, a ukraine/russia bait thread among a few rarer others
Bros... I'm nooticing.

>>212480602
Holohoax denial is edgier yiddo

>>212473028
>as powerful as Paul
Paul never got hijacked by his dead grandad, Alia a shit

>>212469124 (OP)
Finasteride really did a number on this guy.

If it's not 3 hours of philosophising followed by a nuke going off I won't like it much. Denis doesn't like dialogue so I don't see it working out the way I want. Still watch tho cos Messiah is based and the normies & /tv/ are gonna hate it kek.

>>212471688
you sound like a schizo. get some help because you're a retard also.

>>212481183
Literally every rightwing podcast "comedian" makes it very obvious that they hate jews and they get billions of views, being antisemitic is not the revolutionary troll you think it is. You're an old man failing to move with the times. Trolling requires more effort lil bro.

>>212473327
Her boobs aren't that big

Kek it's like when Natalie shaved her head for V For Vendetta and people flipped shit

How is meathead Momoa going to play a Zensunni philosopher? lmao

>>212469124 (OP)

>>212481833
Hardly. Hayt in the beginning is awkward, pass as an out of place alien, completely unsure of himself, then he gets fleshed out a bit, his mentat-self start to appear, then follows the torment of not knowing who he is, then you get the end of the book. This is going to be heavily adjusted for Momoa since I don't think he's able to deliver, but give it to Villa to try it anyway while focusing completely on the visuals. I'm more interested in the latter part of the book.

>achieves world peace for thousands of years
>the lesson is this is bad

>>212477996
>His eyes were fixed upon the Golden Path and in his left hand he carried the scepter of absolute mastery. And beyond the Golden Path, his eyes looked into eternity which he knew to be the food of his soul and of his everlasting flesh.

>>212474373
>David Corenswet for example has a Jewish father but an Irish mother, so he’s not a real Jew
Jews don't follow this rule. They actually prefer patrilineal Jews.

/tv/ niggas really do be out here gossiping as if they were women le mao

>>212469346
>he's wearing babushkas in public now because he's so mindfucked & embarrassed by his head shape, hairline and lost of identity.
he's wearing that to avoid getting a sunburn on his scalp

>>212482809
>/tv/ talks about films and the film industry
>anon cannot figure out why

>>212482914
tell em rashawndra

>>212469341
Jake is frauding his jaw and chin with that beard kek. It's better than Mulatto Tate's regardless, but still. His neck posture is great though, without frauding.

He looks pretty Zesty. Do you think he was that way before having to take executive producer cocks or did he get turned out too many times and decide to just go with it?

Haven't read Dune in like 2 decades but isn't there a scene in Messiah where Alia is training naked? I hope we get that scene

>>212469124 (OP)
Twink Jew

>>212469124 (OP)
baldies need more positive representation in the film industry
I for one am glad

I tried watching the first Dune movie but they made it so painfully PG-13.

>>212469124 (OP)
already got me creamed

>>212484358
it's not like the books were hardcore sex and violence fests or anything though

>>212473835

>>212481720
Kike

>>212480602
>mocking palestinians is objectively the edgiest thing you do
People don't get blacklisted, deplatformed, and fired from their jobs calling for Palis to get killed. Yet if you say one mean thing about Israel it's off to El Salvador with you.

>>212482146
>Atrocity never balances or rectifies the past. Atrocity merely arms the future for more atrocity.

His rightt eye is like 1cm higher than the left

>>212486111
Common

>>212474092
Bald Man Bad.

>>212479705
>a literal brown arab
>snow
blackcels are truly pathetic

>>212474092
Not true. Br2049