Imagine the post nut clarity after cheating on your girl

I think he is crying because he knows he could never again pull such a hotty

>>212469911
fr marge a chopped hoe ong no cap

It's so weird when you meet your female half. Most guys would have probably cheated.

>>212469987
He should have. Imagine his life with her. Pure bliss

>>212469865 (OP)
It feels weird so i try not to do it anytime i could come home to see her, but yeah im not getting any sex at all so might as wel just go to the escort or amp and get it over with.

>>212469987
>female half.
hot ans skinny
>female half.
doubt !

even the few times when I had the opportunity I've never cheated and never will

>>212469911
He broke down because he legit didn't know what to do, he is in love with Marge and doesn't want to betray her, but a series of terrible coincidences, like Marge being sick like a dog for weeks and Mindy being such a good match for him got to him.

kik!

>>212470237
blabla

a real man would have fuck that thot and then go home to fuck his wife with the same dick that has the first vaginal juice still on it and then keep the first thot as side piece and he wouldnt bat an eye

>>212470419
no he wouldn't

>>212470469
yes he would
men want variety
men want all the women to themselves
men want younger, hotter, tigther
if you have any doubt about this, your manlihood need to be localised, reatached, and embraced. simp.

In my experience you either make a point of not directly seeing them for a week or so and at that point you've self-rationalized it enough to being a thing that happened but what is the issue of today.
Or you see them WAYYYYYY to close to the event itself and you are still caught up in the moment of cheating itself and go full "I'm sorry, how could I ever......" That would play nicely for a tv special about shtihead partners.

>>212470502
lol what a self destructive worldview. slow motion suicide. keep it up i guess

>>212469865 (OP)
>Imagine the post nut clarity after cheating on your girl
>eh, what she doesn't know won't hurt her...i need a shower
im not a good person though

It doesn't bother me, fuck that bitch.

>>212470419
See like this is a dumb ass Indian who has never had one girl let alone a girl into him to cheat on his first girl with.

Hey faggot pimp. Show off the messages you and your fine ass thot bitches exchange.

I think I'm having a mid life crisis at 34 because I am constantly lusting after other women despite loving my wife whole heartedly and having plenty of sex with her already. And when women give me attention I soak it up but then have to pump the brakes when it escalates andI feel awful about it. Both my wanting it and stopping it. It sucks. I was never like this in my 20s and I feel like I'm just reacting to getting older.

>>212470549
>self destructive worldview

its called basic biology.
Alpha fuxk, beta bucks.
I guesss you chose your side, simp
>>212470593
My pleasure, chud.

Awful lot of poofters in this thread

I cheated for the first time in my life as a 30 year old man in my previous relationship. To be fair, she supposedly cheated on me in the first 6 months of our relationship. I should've broke up with her first and i told my ex that. It was a terrible relationship for 3 years that i shouldn't have let go on that long. She made me forgot what it's like for a woman to genuinely love me. So I started fucking someone who made me feel important.

>>212470701
amen brother
what has the wold come to
men are affraid to be men
the societal wide shittest has been failed
oh well, more for us I guess

>>212469865 (OP)
>post nut clarity after cheating
Not a thing if you cheat responsibly. Sometimes I wonder if having a mistress is a lost art. It's like nobody knows how to separate wives and mistresses anymore

>>212470704
you remain a fag
imagine having to justify following your male sexual strategy
imagine remaining with a cheating whore
imagine seeking validation from female
imagine fucking the same hole for 3 years
imagine wanting to be loved by a woman who isnt your mom

You are doomed my friend. You just dont know it yet.

>>212470855
Seek mental health services inmediately

>>212470852
mistresses are too much work, all the cheater guys I know just go to massage parlors instead

>>212471255
They sound like pigs.

>>212471375
eh, I see it as better to get your hog cranked every other week or so by some random mamasan than having to juggle around a whole other relationship behind your wife's back

>>212471489
you're part of the problem.

>>212470631
The best you had to showcase was a woman saying she felt actively unsafe with you.
Keep going Indian man.
What's her follow up?

>>212470419
Woah! You're so EPIC and MASCULINE, bro! This is so FUCKIN SICK, it's so fucking COOL how TOUGH and HOT you are! This DUDE is pulling in the CHICKS! I bet you have an EXPENSIVE CAR and a MANSION too. Wow, I am so thoroughly impressed by your AWESOME post.

NOOOO NOT A SMOKING HOT YOUNGER WOMAN WHO LIKES ME ANYTHING BUT THAT

>>212471562
Kek owned that loser.

>>212471562
>The best you had to showcase was a woman saying she felt actively unsafe with you.
This is the average indian dating experience. If the woman doesn't feel unsafe then they don't know what to do.
>Whatsapp
100% this was for a group project for his school.

>>212471489
It's not. You'll understand once you experience the intense passion of a woman who knows you're taken.

>>212470419
schizos will unironically post shit like this and then complain about women having a high body count in the next thread

>>212472352
Wait until he realizes about his mum

>>212469865 (OP)
If a wife makes her husband’s life miserable, constantly criticises him and shouts him, never makes him feel loved or wanted, rarely has sex and only when he begs for it, can you really blame him for being led astray by a woman who doesn’t do all those things but actually makes him feel happy and young again? I agree cheating is wrong but I understand why it happens and it’s more than just men = bad.

>>212470419
Baskinspammers pretending to be pimps when they’re nice teenagers from an all male Discord server LOL

>>212469865 (OP)
Women like that don't exist.

>>212471963
lmao what a total faggot

This doesn't seem canon in later seasons. Homer doesn't care enough to drive at night to be here.

what is that text over the woman by homerts? qrd?

>>212469865 (OP)
couldn't be me

>>212472660
I think it's another successful Baskin Roberts thread. They seem to be immensely popular at the moment.

As would be expected, really.

I wish it was ok to use prostitutes or have one night stands as married men.

>>212473051
It is if you're discrete