Did you have a treehouse as a kid?

>>212471858 (OP)
Rocked in one as a teen.

>>212471858 (OP)
no. but sometimes i would have dreams about having one, and it was awesome

>>212471858 (OP)
No, there were city statutes against it.
https://nypost.com/2025/03/11/us-news/ex-simpsons-producer-rick-polizzi-forced-to-nix-treehouse/

I built one with my sister and brother but our Dad got mad at us for stealing his wood and made us take it down

When I was 18 I was walking around town with a girl and found one and climbed in and the girl thought it was funny and impulsive and sucked my dick that night

I had a treeH.

>>212471858 (OP)
I had a cubby house

The neighborhood kid did, his dad got ried of having to clean it, plus the bugs and birds

>>212472079

i guess you didn't get angry at her stealing YOUR wood huh anon?

>>212472981
>OIAMLAFFIN.EXE
Baskin Roberts

>>212472865
kek

Yes. It would have been awesome had I not been a pussy arachnophobe. Trees have a lot of spiders

What does this sign mean?

>>212473783
They rebranded the Baskin Roberts after Seth lost $20.11 from his riches. Don't worry, he'll be fine!

>>212472079
that's not funny, my brother died that way

>>212473884
your brother died from sucking dick?

>>212474019
He went the way all gay men wished to go.

>>212474055
anal fissuring from henry cavil?

>>212473777
peppermint oil, they hate that shit. must be like mace for them cause they immediately 180 and leave for good

>>212474118
Ahem... Yeah, ok... Very funny.

>>212474245
KWAB

gajS.

>>212474810
What?

>>212473806
>>212473783
Respect.

>>212474118
Lame

I had a millhouse.

>>212477857
rockin'

>>212473884
the trick is to blow air in his pee hole to kill your rapist

>>212471858 (OP)
Yes a homemade one.. eventually it became incredibly unsafe from exposure but it had a good run.

Yeah, I lived deep innawoods and I found a tree house deep in our land where I would go to smoke and whack off to porno mags I found at the park or innawoods. I later found out it was some guy's really big elaborate tree stand for hunting and I had been pissing him off for years by leaving my cigarette butts and spooge all over the place so he couldn't get deer to come to him there anymore. He didn't have permission to hunt our land so I told him to fuck off and kept smoking and spooging up there. Thanks for the tree house faggot!

>>212478311
Based and rockpilled

>>212472931
Nice.

>>212471858 (OP)
So, is it canon that Flanders build this treehouse for Bart?
Because I don't see Homer ever doing it, season 1 Homer maybe.

We built one using solid materials but because we lived in a poor area people kept fucking sabotaging it. We managed to finish it and eventually a group of older druggies turned it into their drug den, at which point we just demolished it

>>212478108
There was one next to the kindergarten that was really tall. Three "floors" high. They had sent a letter to everyone around that it was unsafe to climb but I moved in after and had no idea and there were no warnings at the tree itself.

>>212472079
that was a man. I bet u claim girls suck your dick after you pull out the hdmi as well

>>212477857
still not a meme

>>212480076
Baskin Roberts still rocks

>>212471858 (OP)
I had an underground bunker.

>>212474133
>cause they immediately 180 and leave for good
But I want them to leave fully.