Why do assholes get the girls when the nice guys get NOTHING

Get a job

>>212474868 (OP)
Why dont you just lose some weight and have a shower?

>>212475056
I eat a deficit and still remain fat

>>212474868 (OP)
Why do schizos make the same post every day?

>>212474868 (OP)
Why don't you KYS already and spare us from these terrible pointless threads?

>>212475088
>>212475076
Incels

>>212475056
>video
Normal looking douchebag normie that can change his look into a fake chad. Typical social media bullshit. If you're ugly by default thanks to shit genes, no amount of fat loss will save you. Eugenics would have saved so many people from this needless suffering.

>>212475056
Is this real? Like would it work to try?

plenty of nice guys get girls. you just think every guy who gets girls is an asshole because you're a pathetic loser.

>>212474868 (OP)
You could get a girlfriend if you put as much effort into looking for one as you put into making these stupid Simpsons threads everyday. Try it for a week

>>212475613
Why are you giving life advice to a bot?

>>212474868 (OP)
Women have built-in personality detectors but they only work when a guy is physically unattractive and also every physically unattractive guy happens to have a bad personality

>>212475708
>bot
Oh no anon, it really is an autistic incel posting this manually every day

>>212475075
literally the only answer here is you're lying, i dont know why you would even say this shit

>>212474868 (OP)
You're not a nice guy, Milhouse. You're just too weak to bully people.

>>212475155
whats fake about his chadness

>>212475056
I'm self-loathing as fuck and hate the way I look, but I do occasionally get some female attention when I make an effort.

>>212474868 (OP)
You need to understand that women have multiple personalities based on their menstrual cycle. When a woman is ovulating, she wants a hypermasculine male to fuck her shit up. And since hypermasculine men are often arrogant and douchey, you see the correlation. The rest of the time they want a nice guy who will be her emotional pillow and provide for her. But since most men cannot embody both of these archetypes, women are always unsatisfied.

>>212475921
>be lonely
>become more attractive
>be reminded of what women are like
>become less attractive
the cycle never ends

>>212475075
Stop eating and go into ketosis.

>>212475075
Yeah how come you only ate a Supersized Deluxe Oreo Smoothie (only 2000kcal, deficit for a 3000kcal for a 200 lbs man) and you're still fat

>>212474868 (OP)
>physically beats the shit out of millhouse right in front of her to the point an ambulance has to pick him up
>she still likes him and wants to date him

This is why I don’t feel sorry for victims if DV. They date violent chads cause it turns them on and they love when they bully and abuse nerdy incel types, they just assume the violent Chad will never turn that anger on them.

>>212474868 (OP)
Guys who ask these questions are always assholes btw.

>>212475056
Is weight loss maxxing the way? Am I overweight? I'm 6'0 185 pounds.

You can be nice but you have to be really charismatic, have a charming smile, she sees that a lot of people like you, you can make people laugh and feel comfortable around you. You have to be a Thing. There is a great pasta that basically explains it. I forgot to save it

>>212476316
This
I wanna know the answer

Because milhouse is an asshole. If you ever watched the show you'll quickly realize how petty, vindictive, obessive and egotistical he really is.

>>212476721
>MOOOM! BART'S SWEARING

>>212475056
50% of this is a bad haircut.

>>212476824
>bro just shave, you'll look like jason stathem

>>212476247
100% this. Theyre actually unironically worser than the 'real' assholes.

>>212475056
I'm 5'5"

>>212475990
>he fell for the ketolard meme

>>212477776
Keto is the only way to lose weight depending on your racial genetics.

>>212475056
>perfect jaw under fat
>perfect hair
>perfect beard

>>212477811
What do you mean? Not trolling please elaborate. How could it be any different than a regular diet

>>212474868 (OP)
because bitches want to be taken not begged for.

>>212477864
I'm not gonna say my race but I literally couldn't get rid of my belly fat to save my life until I started doing keto, and knowing how my family/race usually looks without their shirt off, they're obviously not doing keto either.

>>212477896
Why didn't you just do CICO

>>212477908
Tried that but it was like any little food would glue to my gut, even when I was already cutting out things like bread and pasta among other carb heavy things.

You need to find a slightly traumatised autistic girl with low self esteem.
If you're nice to her she'll actually really appreciate it and love you back.

>>212477960
Have you managed to keep the weight off bro?

>>212478273
I did have one huge crash out off the diet when I broke up with my ex and regained some weight (quite easily might I add). I'm back on it and the process is slow because I'm older, but I'm hoping I can stay consistent this time.

>>212475966
>most men cannot embody both of these archetypes
Skill issue.

>>212478303
Keep it up anon

Fund a band, it'll rock harder.