*sips*
>Oh my God.... this coffee
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>Gale this is just so.......
*GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP*

better call a nigga

>see coffee in TV shows and movied all the time
>characters always saying they have to have it every morning
>grew up thinking it's some kind of delicious liquid chocolate
>finally have a cup
>it's fucking disgusting and apparently you're supposed to drink it at boiling hot temperatures
Is this the biggest meme ever? (((They))) made all of (((their))) characters hype this garbage up and now every normalfag is addicted to this shit.

>>212475565
hot coffee is a meme
cold coffee is good thobeit

>>212475609
both are good
i usually make two cups at the same time, and by the time I'm finished with the first hot one, the other is cold

>>212475609
Get ya ice coffee

>>212475565
French vanilla isn't bad

Coffee, like nearly every single modern food or drink, is not enjoyed but is a vehicle for >20g of sugar(s) per serving. The end state of humans is Wall-e types with a diabetes syringe permanently dosing them up while they get a separate injection of caramel sauce.

>>212475565
Your palate is fucked up, just keep guzzling that monster, kiddo.

>>212475749
>French vanilla
kek. Those french fucks would literally spit in your face for calling that liquid diabeetus "french".

>>212475763
only in america

>>212475565
You must be 18 to post here.

>>212475763
this is why I don't drink ice coffee (although I love it)
needs a shitload more sugar because the cold both accentuates the bitterness and dulls the sweet taste
I prefer just to make coffee at home, no sugar, maybe some cinnamon to aid digestion

A cold cup = long hours

A refill = fake productivity

A shared pour = tension or bonding

>>212475763
gay meme cynicism
plenty of people enjoy coffee without sugar
also la croix is really popular too

>>212475763
good thing I don't have sugar in my coffee then, and only a drop of cream.
I do use the kcups though so I'm probably getting fucked by that somehow.

>>212475838
>Those french fucks would literally spit in your face for calling that liquid diabeetus "french".
They're too busy getting raped by pakis and whatever mystery meat comes up through africa

>>212475565
Coffee is bullshit.
Take the bull, redbull gives you wings

>>212476295
I don't get energy drinks
coffee, yes
tea, yes
coca cola, yes
energy drinks? why on earth?!
and zoomers are practically addicted to themz

>>212475565
people have different taste. i started putting sugar in my coffee for awhile just for some extra energy, and when i stopped coffee tasted foul

>>212476295
Redbull gave me your sisters cunt.

>>212475745
ice coffee is good but it's like 90% sugar, not good for you

>>212476314
>extra energy,
You should have just put some butter, oil or cream in it.

>>212476354
i put coconut oil in sometimes

>>212475763
I use a drop of milk only here in Finland (most coffee consumption per capita)

>>212476393
it's a map of productivity. why is turkey so low? i thought they were big coffee enjoyers

>>212475265 (OP)
I hate how the show forced Walt to care about Jesse, because otherwise he would've cooked with Gale and lived happily ever after.

>>212475745
the fuck is a puhoi? Is that where jeets shit?

>>212476440
i still don't know why he cared about jesse so much, especially at that point

>>212476474
>>212476440
Jesse was the son he never had. He couldn't let him go.

>>212476440
They were just ripping off Tony and Chris.

>>212475565
the hotter things are the more difficult they are to taste, hot things feel better to consume tho

>>212475763
I drink tea and coffee strictly without sugar for maybe 20 years. I recently accidentally had a sip of sugared tea and nearly puked.

>>212476393
>Coffee consumption per capita reached 13.3 kg in 2021 in New Zealand

this bamboozles the american

>>212476694
americans invented that

>>212476738
It was an Italian you fucking retard

>>212476393
>>212476609
>NZ 13kg
that's how much I drink per year, drinking one or two extra-strong coffees a day
can't really figure out people who drink less than 5kg on that map... are they drinking pisswater? do they have special days on which they drink coffee? it's only a secret club of coffee drinkers and the rest are abstaining?

>>212476393
Nigger

>>212477175
>gabagool i'm actually 1/4 italian
no it's american

>>212477373
I'm Australian. Who was the American who invented it?

>>212477413
>I'm Australian.
oh so you are indigenous?

>>212477436
No, im Australian. Not a proto street shitter.
So who was the American who invented it?

>>212476694
I wonder how many of those hi-tech coffee devices have limescale removed and calibrated regularly

>>212476295
red bull used to be good but they did something to it and now it fucking sucks. plus it's more expensive than other energy drinks

>>212477706
oxyshred is the most expensive

>>212475565
Bad coffee tastes like shit, good coffee is amazing. Crappy cheap coffee is only really worth having if you are a caffeine addict, it isn't the same stuff people genuinely enjoy drinking.

>>212476295
Redbull gives you cancer

>>212475763
Most people have to add sugar and milk because they’re trying to fix shitty coffee. If properly brewed with the right beans, it can be enjoyed black.

>>212476393
coffee is.... aryan?

>>212475884
> bitterness
Use a lighter roast. Medium to medium light tends to work well for cold brew.

>>212477694
Any respectable coffee place is back flushing the machine every night, and portafilters/screens are flushed with water between every single shot. Calibration is done as necessary,

>love the taste of a good cup of black coffee
>a single cup is enough to instantly put me to sleep (???) and then hours later will make me completely spaz and sperg out
Why

>>212477860
>have limescale
>back flush with water
>great, now you have even more limescale
when is calibration "necessary"? even apart from limescale messing with the temperature (reporting less, so water will be too hot) those sensors drift like crazy

>>212475565
This is why I still come here

>>212477672
>No, im Australian
uhh no you're not

>>212477934
r u a wizard

Don't drink the black morning jew.

I got into coffee for a little while, grinding my own beans and everything. Did it make good coffee? Yes it did, even drinking it black it was good. But it was not worth the effort that you have to go through. It really is a ton of trouble, and I didn't even get into shit like pourover or espresso where you all this fucking calibration and "dialing in" nonsense. I just stopped drinking it entirely and switched to loose leaf tea. It's so much easier to deal with and it's just as good.

>>212475565
Coffee is a drug. Its also comfy and nice to drink. Boil coffee outdoors and it's heaven

>>212477989
i hate you

>>212478047
>It really is a ton of trouble, and I didn't even get into shit like pourover
you grind beans and then pour water over it

>>212477930
any good coffee place will be using distilled water

>>212477989
The Jews don't want men to have the power of coffee on their side.

>>212478083
Fuck off idiot

caffeine pills are better than all this shit

>>212478125
emotional tea drinker (gay)

>>212476424
They make a big shebang out of coffee

And not simply pounding cup after cup at work like nordics do

>>212478152
No, you're simply lying. I don't know who you're trying to fool.

>>212478171
it's literally in the name. what do you think you do? there is nothing to calibrate

>>212478115
oh, didn't know that
in fact i'm happy that they respect their devices
>t. balkan dweller, a land where "they know better" even if you delivered a pallet of distilled water

>>212478207
Oh right, your filters don't matter, your pouring method doesn't matter, your grind size doesn't matter, your ratios don't matter, the extraction rate doesn't matter, etc. Just pour the water derp derp.

>>212478142
that's a very jewish thing to say, if you don't mind me noticing

>>212478256
don't be so lazy, it's a 5 minute youtube tutorial. you can get equally as autistic with tea as well

>>212478298
>Well there actually is more to it and I was lying that you just grind beans and pour the water, if you don't want to deal with it you're just lazy hurr
Fuck off

>>212478345
yeah that's what you do. it's not such an insurmountable mental challenge for most people

>>212478364
Is that why the internet is filled with endless discussions/videos/arguments on how to do it properly?

>>212478384
there are arguments like that for everything. it's not hard to achieve good results with coffee, it doesn't have to be perfect

>just pour the water on the coffee bro

Why are coffee fags like this?

>>212478384
autism
in reality, unless you are really stupid, 99% of taste comes from the specific coffee cultivar, given that it was properly roasted to fit your taste

>>212475265 (OP)
Does anyone else have the problem with energy drinks where on the first day it works too well, then every subsequent day it works less? A coffee every morning does me right, but after three days of energy drinks I feel tired and lethargic.

>>212478476
>why does drinking this make me feel bad

>drinking the caffeinated Jew

>>212478457
Just do a pour over. Much simpler. You just pour water on beans.

>>212475565
Did you have coffee or did you have "instant """coffee"""" that you mix into your hot water with a spoon?

>>212478533
All fine. Don't trust the science jew.

>>212478683
"Artificial Colors" sounds like it's good for you.

>>212478695
this. (((colors)))

>just need a little pick-me-up...

>>212478620
>"""coffee"""" that you mix into your hot water with a spoon?
reminds me of fucking college broads, they always drank that kind of cofefe
good times

YO THIS NIGGA DRINKIN BEANS

>>212479212
lol

>>212479212

>>212475565
Based. Same as drinking alcohol and pretending it tastes good to fit in. Alcohol is solely for getting wasted and confident enough to say stupid shit to get pussy.

>>212479610
There is alcohol that tastes good, though. It normally costs more, though.

>>212479662
>There is alcohol that tastes good, though

Spoken like a true alcoholic

>>212479717
It's true, though. Try a nice single malt scotch sometime.

Cold brew, black.
Shot of espresso.

>>212479765
Now your just trolling

>>212475565
You don't like coffee. Congratulations, you're unique. Now, perhaps you'd prefer to invent a vast, shadowy cabal responsible for the widespread enjoyment of cilantro, or perhaps the nefarious forces behind the global bread conspiracy. You fucking child.

>>212479820
>your
oh is that a grammatical error? looks like you lost the argument, thanks for playing bub

>>212476393
>itt people to retarded to read
It literally says per capita right there.
Of course it's going to be inflated for countries with smaller populations.

>>212478457
I literally started doing this

>>212479936
b8

>>212479610
ok zhao mcchang

>>212478457
The webm has a point.
Take vidya, you have to either buy a 5-600 bucks console or a 2/4k bucks computer, then buy games at 50 to 70 bucks a pop that most don't even really enjoy.
At least coffeesòys enjoy the full experience, look at gamers and tell me they aren't a whiny, unhappy bunch of cunts.

>>212478539
Why this drive towards vilifying coffee

>>212479936
>when you're smart enough to mention per capita but too dumb to understand it

>>212478457
>it's fun because it feels like a science experiment

>sip coffee
>immediately shit pants
Another good morning

>>212480048
Your late for boardgame night at your favourite craft beer spot you faggot. Go pretend to enjoy the taste and maybe your local ramona flowers will let you eat her out lol.

>>212475565
It's like alcohol. Nobody actually likes the taste. It tastes like the poison it is. We drink it for the effects they have.

>>212480506
that sounds cool but i won't eat pussy unless she's under 14

>>212480547
Why this drive towards vilifying alcohol. Why does everything have to taste "goodly" (ie sickly sweet)

>>212475565
I didn't like black coffee no sugar until I was 29
now it's the only way I can drink it

>>212480617
I didn't villify it. Just said it tastes like shit.

>>212475565
american coffee is disgusting unless you put milk, cream or sugar in it
Italian espresso and its variations taste good though (depends on the place though)
Cappuccino especially is just a sweet beverage

>>212476393
>Luxembourg

>>212475565
it's been a thing for a long time you retarded child

>>212475565
I drink coffee milk

>>212480617
zoomers are all on drugs and drugs don't really agree with alcohol

>>212480699
The taste and effects go hand in hand

>>212478457
>Jesse, we need to cook some coffee, the cancer makes me sleepy again

>>212475565
I can feel your insulin levels from there

Mmm, real coffee!

>>212481747
What did they mean by this?

>>212475565
Slow down there anon

>>212480841
>zoomers are all on drugs
no shot you're saying this as a member of the DUDE WEED generation

>>212478620
>"instant """coffee""""
Good instant coffee:
>Beaumomt
>Nestle TASTER'S CHOICE (this is good. do not confuse this)

Dogshit instant coffee:
>Nestle CLASSICO (more like ASSICO it tastes like drinking a ground up tire.)
>folgers (their real coffee is probably fine but their instant is a puke inducer.)

>>212481747
>>212481786

>>212481747
>>212481786
>>212482008
mumford and sons motherfuckers

>>212482139
This kike just couldn't help himself from taking every opportunity to insult white people and big up brown people, could he? But I think most of all he was just projecting his own self-hatred onto other people.

Never mind the absurdity of spending a career learning to prepare food to the highest levels of taste of and presentation, while sperging out at people who spend the same effort trying to perfect a popular drink.

>>212477706
its very expensive
but their cans (in europe at least) are the only proven ones to have zero bishphenol-A and phalates in the plastic lining

>>212477413
his name was MacDonald Whiteking you idiot look up the wiki

>>212482139
dangerously based

>>212480198
Retarded ass comparison since gamers are just like /tv/ users in consuming garbage because it's all about buying bullshit you don't need/like/use.

>>212481914
t. SSRI addled cuck

>>212475565
People are also completely ignorant of caffeine pills. You don't need to drink a 600 cal beverage to get your caffeine. I take half a caffeine pill in the afternoon for a pick me up and they cost 6$ for 200 of them

>>212482008
I'm the proud owner of a Dudesy Mug, though it's black (and therefore better).

>>212480738
even bad coffee tastes way better when prepared with french press

>>212483743
Do they even still sell those? Haven't seen those since I was a kid.

>>212480738
>american coffee is disgusting
people say the dumbest shit

Why does instant coffee feels nicer for me then regular actually good quality brewed one

>>212482139
>“Eat your cheating girlfriends pussy tonight. Taste a weird rancid cream flavor. Have a cold pint in your hotel room alone while wondering who is fucking her at 4 AM. Think about how some guy is taking her places shes never been. Wonder why she hates you when she has nothing in common with you. Try not to imagine her getting turned inside out like the steak you ordered rare instead of medium rare for some reason. Wonder why her pussy smells like oysters. Google your girlfriend. Do it 299 more times. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with what google says your girlfriend is doing with other men, but tie the noose anyway. Choke slowly. Tip over the nightstand as you flail. Check the tightness of the knot by dropping harder. Check yourself out. Meanwhile shes enjoying the ride.” - Anthony Bourdain

I need more coffee.

>>212475565
90% of adulthood is just being tricked into one worthless addiction or another to distract you from the meaningless of a goycattle wageslave life

>>212475565
>thinking it's some kind of delicious liquid chocolate
that's your mistake fag

>>212475565
that's why i drink tea, it actually tastes good

>>212477989
>tastes like dirt
>you have to drink it scalding hot
>leaf particles make it through the straw
>Argies will sperg out if you don't follow specific rituals while preparing/drinking it
I'll stick with my cawfee, gracias.

>>212478807
Kys monsternigger
>>212484465
>still mad at a dead man
Go outside and drink BOOST.

>>212480617
1: Zoomers are stunted (see "she was a 22 year old child you sick fuck!")
2: Much of the fun of drinking is being able to cut loose with friends. Now that everything is being recorded, people are paranoid about lowering their inhibitions, lest they say something inappropriate and get "cancelled"
3: Recovering addicts often overcorrect their attitude towards intoxicants, "I'm so much better than everyone else for not drinking, even though it's not really an option for me like it is for 90% of people"

>>212482008
I visited my mom recently and she had the exact "shhh... now you may speak" mug from that Pepe meme, I laughed so hard I almost had a stroke

>>212475265 (OP)
>needs money
>billions of people drink coffee every day, multiple times a day
>perfectly legal while still being an addictive drug
>an industry making hundreds of billions annually
>he just tasted the best coffee evur
>knows the guy who came up with the formula
>is a chemist who can replicate it
>already has a potential investor
>welp, enough of that, lets get back to making meth hoping my in law doesnt bust my ass

>>212476424
Turk living in Turkey here. "Turkish coffee" fucking sucks and is a pain to prepare and drink. I suspect a silent majority hates it like I do.

>>212483743
Jews don't want you to know this, you must spent $12 at Starbucks every morning instead

>Turk living in Turkey here

>>212485751
One joke.

>>212484305
They do, but they're not super popular. My local CVS sells nodoze and their generic brand.

>>212483743
Coffee is a zero calorie beverage. If you're being utilitarian just drink it black.

>water
>packet of instant coffee
>stir/shake
>ice
there you go

>>212485706
yeah i'm not a fan of unfiltered coffee either

>>212475565
It doesn't taste good by itself you just learn to tolerate it and eventually enjoy it due to addictive association. It's bitter taste can be complementary to sweet stuff. It resets your palette and lets every bite taste sweeter. If you ever try it again try it with donuts.

>>212485653
but he wants the money nowwww

>>212480738
What is american coffee? We have a million kinds of coffee here. Do you mean instant coffee or something nasty?

>>212485893
>It doesn't taste good by itself you just learn to tolerate it
why is it so hard for people to believe that others have different tastes

>>212485942
I like coffee. There's a reason people call it an acquired taste. You must be a weird faggot or a freak and I can't account for that.

>>212479936
>It literally says per capita right there.
>Of course it's going to be inflated for countries with smaller populations.
Huh?