Thread 212476429 - /tv/ [Archived: 612 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:58:13 AM No.212476429
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This was the stupidest pile of shit i've ever seen in my life
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:00:16 PM No.212476457
is this the one with the beach that makes you old?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etaA94eM2AE
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:20:36 PM No.212477796
Why did that anon call it kino yesterday
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:21:17 PM No.212477809
>>212476429 (OP)
just post Thomasin in the child's bikini before i shit meself
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:23:06 PM No.212477835
thomasin in the too small bikini is the sole redeeming quality of this movie and even then they put in a scene where she swoons over the nigger
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:23:33 PM No.212477842
>>212477796
Zamnnn
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:26:30 PM No.212477885
>>212476457
this video pops into my mind at least once a week. truly one of the best shitpost of our time.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:29:34 PM No.212477927
>>212476429 (OP)
>a bunch of retarded people screaming in fear and beating each other
>not actually about anything
i still can't believe India gave us Buddhism
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:30:24 PM No.212477939
>>212476429 (OP)
The way people shit on this movie is depressing. It is unironically beautiful. Your brain was just broken by memes.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:30:42 PM No.212477944
>>212476429 (OP)
i thought it was hallarious

when they show the wrapped up pile of baby bones i was crying from laughter.

babies dont have bones
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:33:44 PM No.212477990
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>>212477944
>babies dont have bones
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:35:58 PM No.212478022
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>>212476429 (OP)
>filtered
M Night films are fucking retarded but they are also great.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:36:12 PM No.212478026
>>212477944
I dont even remember this
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:36:22 PM No.212478031
>>212477990
it's true, that's why when you see stories about babies falling out of third storey windows, they almost always live. the lack of a skeleton means there isn't a central point for all the energy to meet at, the baby distributes the energy effectively
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:39:25 PM No.212478075
>>212478031
Is baby the highest form of evolution?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:41:29 PM No.212478109
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>>212478031
well, yes and no. they have cartilage (basically soft bones) that fuses into being a skeleton (bones)
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:49:32 PM No.212478242
De baibyy
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:50:06 PM No.212478249
>>212476429 (OP)
you didn't watch Twilight!?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:53:56 PM No.212478304
>>212477990
well not bones in the way the movie portrays it at least.

it's a perfectly wrapped up calcified baby Skelton in a blanket
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:14:54 PM No.212478621
I usually like Shyamalan's movies but this one was so boring that I could not finish it despite the fanservice.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:14:54 PM No.212478622
>>212476429 (OP)
It's better than Lady in the Water.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:16:40 PM No.212478652
>>212478304
What if it was not a baby but a small adult human.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:17:38 PM No.212478666
>>212478022
this
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:23:03 PM No.212478753
The movie is stupid, I agree, bad writing, bad acting, it's just a weird movie. But somehow I somewhat like it and it stuck with me for a couple of days. I don't know, made me think about life and how fast time flies. I can't believe I'm not a kid anymore, next I'll blink and I'll be 80 if I'm lucky. Crazy.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:26:20 PM No.212478813
>>212476429 (OP)
>5yo girl drooling over a nigger
Awful
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:27:33 PM No.212478838
>>212476429 (OP)
What else can you expect from M Night Shamalayananbambam
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:29:07 PM No.212478861
>>212478022
He's the last real auteur
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:42:57 PM No.212479093
>>212478075
yes, it's a remnant from when our monkey ancestors would toss their infants to each other across trees, nature quickly weeded out the hardbodies
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:46:50 PM No.212479161
>>212477939
Retard.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:47:30 PM No.212479179
>>212476429 (OP)
M shabalam is a real nibba