>Extremely ambitious but dangerous project that ends up destroying the villain
>It's named Project "Icarus" or "Pandora"

>tranimal thread
>>>/an/

That’s a fast squirrel. Thought his head would get squished

>What's a wormhole, doc?
>Well the space-time continuum that makes up our universe-
>In English, doc!
>*Doc grabs a piece of paper, folds it in two and shoves a pencil through i*

>>212476571 (OP)
That's a fat squirrel. I think it's concussed. So they just die all the time from falling trees in the wild, I'm guessing? Apparently there is a beaver megacity in the deep wilderness of north america discovered by satellite.

>>212476693
>beaver megacity
It's called the Playboy Mansion

>>212476571 (OP)
What is this, beaver city?

>>212476641
>Doc grabs a piece of paper, folds it in two and shoves a pencil up his ass
Uhm...

>>212476571 (OP)
I don't have anything interesting to say but I just want to be part of the thread because of the funny beaver vid

>>212478250

>sir, Project Hubris is under budget and ahead of schedule

>>212478274
>those little jumps of joy
We must go back

>>212478274
>you will never be as happy as a retarded beaver that thinks its swimming on a green colored floor, barricading an open door with random pieces of drift wood

why live ;_;

>>212479122
>>212478591
No one is stopping you from going out in the woods and chewing on trees bro. I do it all the time. I even catch crayfish and crack their shells and eat them off my tummy.

>>212479292
Absolutely based. Hats off, hats off.

What's with all the beaver posting lately? Is it just one autist or did I miss something? Not that I mind, I love beavers and even muskrats.
>.t Oregonian

>>212479327
It's at least one autist me but ive seen other people do it as well.
I usually make elephant and beetle threads but jannies have gotten very triggerhappy with those, especially on /v/

>>212476641
What annoys me is that people get annoyed by the pencil through folded paper thing as if they're trying to grandstand about knowing outer space and its physics (which is all made up btw because space is fake)

>>212479122
>>212479292
>you will never have a beaver bro and tell him he's doing a great job on his dam project
ouch

>>212479345
Elephants are the best

>>212479405
>space is fake
and gay

>>212479419
B-B-BEAVER BOYS! B-B-BEAVER BOYS!

beaverbros...
https://youtu.be/aS6QeO2tBwo

>>212476641
follows laws of physics for folding spacetime - what doesn't make sense is how a spaceship can do that without some kind of black hole space magic hell portal for an engine...

>>212479419
No need to swear.

>pandora
>oops all bad shit
>BYOH

>>212479625
I'm just a little upset right now

My wormhole theory is that /tv/ actually came up with it first

>>212476693
I thought they raise their head and listen for cracking. I've seen videos of them doing that. Maybe this one is retarded.

>>212479345
>>212479428
AN ELEPHANT NEVER FORGETSSSSS

>>212476571 (OP)
>Extremely ambitious but dangerous project that ends up destroying the villain
>It's named copy of copy of copy of unsaved project - recovered (2)

>>212479789
From what I read in another thread the log's too small so it doesn't strain and make noise before falling.

>>212479789
I think it's because it's just a stump, it's not heavy enough to make whatever noises beavers look for as a sign that the tree is about to fall. Normally they wouldn't have to cut nearly as much material away for it to collapse

>>212476571 (OP)
Literally every animal on the planet is smarter and better natured than beast of the field nigger blacks are, that's why mods ban animal threads, it's the easiest way to become a racist

>>212479789
They do
Problem is that the log in the OP has been cut off, so it has to be whittled to almost nothing before it suddenly snaps. A fully grown tree starts to fall slowly when it has gnawed through far less.

>>212479926

>Hear that?
>Hear what
>Exactly

>>212479898
Based

>See a bunch of beavers trying to create a dam near my house
>Put out a speaker that plays cracking noises 24 hours a day so they don't know when the trees are actually falling and they all get clobbered

HAHA EAT SHIT TREECHOMPERS, GROUNDHOG SUPREMACY FOREVER, GO BACK TO THE LAKE YOU CAME FROM!

>sir, I’ve got bad news about project seventh seal

>I'm afraid there is a traitor in our midst, sir.
>Only sergeant Judas could've ratted us out, but his track record is spotless...

>>212480170
>What about the twins Benedict and Arnold?
>I’ll have to tell Commander Brutus about this. He’s my most loyal and trusted advisor, he’ll know what to do.

>>212476591
Kys.

>>212479529
Shrimps and white wine

>>212478274
This is our sons room. He's quite the dam builder

>>212476620
mate if the tree was capable of doing that it would of toppled over long before the squirrel could chew it to that point

>>212480045
very gay post

>Machine that brings people back from the dead
>Called "Lazarus Device"

>>212481036
wasnt this in batman?

>>212476571 (OP)
I was expecting the tree to kill him was at the edge of my chair

He lives

>>212478328
>excellent, get it ready start immediately, we'll have our night crew oversee its launch while we head home

>>212480536
You're gay you filthy beaver bitch. Bucktoothed motherfucker meet me outside the creek and say that to my face you little ho.

>>212479949
>its quiet
>too quiet

>>212481801
>Where are we?
>Not where... When!

>>212481372
And interstellar

>>212476571 (OP)
Was thinking this watching Sunshine the other day. Appropriate or not, yeah, let's name both our ships after the guy who fucked up and died, esp. after the first one failed.
Second one should've been called Daedalus. I don't care that Space Cowboys used it already.

>>212479345
Why are you plastering this stuff across /tv/ and /v/? You already have /wsg/ and /an/. Even /gif/ is ok with it but autists always look for boards where they know jannies will hunt them down

>>212482474
cause i like living on the edge

>>212479926
that gormless pause gets me every single time
>>212479949
kek

>>212476571 (OP)
how often do their heads get crushed?

>>212482500
based king

>>212478274
hahaha look at that stupid beast. Can't even tell that he isn't in a river and stacking things like that doesn't do anything.

>>212482500
I kneel

>>212479345
>>212482500
based. get those mod trannies.

>>212476641
I can only think of 2 movies where this happens its not common at all

>>212482500

>>212482880
he easily kill somebody's grandma with a hazard like that, and maybe that's his plan
mammalian intelligence can't ever truly be quantified

>>212482982
He's basically making a Home Alone trap

>>212483008
How come nature makes animals do the same thing over and over no matter where they are but when we brought niggers to America and they keep raping and killing people leftists pretend like it's related to nurture rather than nature? Was this beaver raised to barricade shit? Nope.

>>212482505
>Hi, I'm Johnny Gnawsville and welcome to Jackass

>>212483008
it's a compulsive behavior, like how cats will torture things they catch until they just die and they cat never intended to eat it or anything, that's why people began using them as mouse and rat genociders
imagine if there was a storm and a bunch of branches got ripped from the tree in your front yard, scattered all over the place
your pet beaver would have that problem solved in 20 minutes, this is what people have forgotten about pets, they are supposed to be tools first and foremost

>>212481372
Lazarus Pit but yeah, though they weren't built they just kind of exist around the world

>>212483094
>Hi i'm Ryan Dunn and this is "Drunken Loggin"-ACK

>>212483169
So it does happen

>>212483058
Uhhh bro you aren't supposed to think about that. Did you know there's a new superman movie coming out? You should go watch that, it's going to be radical.

>>212483214
Thanks man I'll buy ten tickets and hand the other 9 out at the bus stop that connects to my local theater

>>212482786
It does happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inkIwKv1f_Y

>>212478274
cute

>>212483169
BONK

>>212483817
Based kino

>>212484164
Got lit and watched it 2 times in a row. So good

>>212483169
zabito bobra...

>>212483169
>>212483185
it only happens when beavers are very old or sick, they evolved millions of years to dodge falling trees

>>212482500
king shit

>>212484345
>they evolved
Prove it you satanic faggot

me monitoring this thread

>>212484789
>he doesn’t have flanges
Anon, I…

>>212484856
I'm flangentially challenged you insensitive prick

>>212476571 (OP)
>>Extremely ambitious but dangerous project that ends up destroying the villain
>>It's named Project "Icarus"
that's based though

>>212476693
they must breed like rabbits considering their survival strategy is based on felling trees

>>212480045
very heterosexual post

>>212482500
Thank you for helping to spice up this dead fucking board and keep it just bros funposting over fun shit Anon. Truly.

>>212479926
ok, good job beaver. but what's the next step here? that tree weighs a ton or two so how to transport it to the construction site?

>he was working on the mysterious "Lazarus Project" before dying suddenly

>>212478274
and yet modern, """civilized""" beavers have to gnaw trees for the man for 30 years just to afford a ramshackle dam half that size. IF they can afford one at all

>>212483107
it's the instinct to build a home from whatever material they can find. it's what beavers do.

can you name at least one movie where that happens, you fricking spam loser

>>212485447
I have seen many films where a beaver gnaws a tree.

>>212476571 (OP)
> this project will save mankind
> call it project messiah

>>212485447
Hundreds of Beavers

>>212483107
Oh, so just like why I feel compelled to wrap my giant man hands around the neck of every woman I date because I know I could snap their tiny bird bones with ease if I wanted to. Old times lizard brain shit. I guess I should be thankful I evolved enough to not want to kill them... I guess I should be.

>>212476571 (OP)
>first half makes us believe strong male lead is protag
>dies mid-way to reveal the gay twink or the woman were the hero all along

>>212478274
I look like this and do this

>>212476591
This is an animal board

>>212479345
Incelephants, rise up

>>212478274
>yep, that dam is not going anywhere

>>212485721
Yes we KNOW that but what do you say?

>>212482880
t. angry beaver

>>212483817
>>212484164
>>212484250
Just downloaded this and I'm going to watch it for the first time after hearing a lot of people recommend it since it first came out. If it's bad I'm going to chew through all of the trees outside your houses and make them fall on you. Also I am drunk.

>>212478274
>CLOSE THE DAM DOOR!

>>212485890
go to texas and use your powers for good

>>212485802
He's not an incel, she was breaking his balls, she went a little bit too far. It was deserved, let's be honest.

>>212478274
Is it autism?

>>212478274
when he hops does he think he's leaping out of the water

>In the far future, earth is nearly inhospitable. Mankind cannot survive. So we created a vessel to take us to another world.
>This vessel is called... the Ark

>>212486030
How should I know? Ask the little guy!

>>212486011
https://www.angelsense.com/blog/autistic-children-drawn-water/

Unironically yea

>>212485932
I already sent a bunch of money down there to the three most local fire departments to help the people still digging out the lost kids and replace their equipment they lost. Fucking awful shit man. Now I'm sad again. This movie better be funny.

>glasses: I think it makes more sense if we do this
>jerk: hey everybody we got an Einstein over here!

>>212483107
>police beaver collects all the grenades and puts them in a pile

>>212476591
Why do you associate animals with you wanting to be a woman?

>>212486011
Fucking BOSStism m8.
>>212486119
Good lad Anon. I think you'll like it.

>>212482500
BAAAAAAASED

>>212480308
>>212485741
>>212486183
There already is an animal board

>>212482474
His threads are the best in v and tv, leave him alone

>>212479327
Would you fuck a sheep?

>>212486221
I don't speak Welsh

>>212486221
what kind of sheep

>>212485802
reminder that 5% of men think they can beat an adult, African bull elephant in combat

>>212481036
How is this related to OP?

>>212486218
But why do you associate animals with your desire for an axe wound?

>>212486334
>>>/an/

>>212486334
>>>/lgbt/

>>212486071
>to keep track of all the plant and animal species we're taking along, we developed the Networked Organic Augmentation Hub. It practically runs the ship by itself.

>>212486355
Only poop-colored people don't like animals. /tv/ is a bobr board, ramdeep

>>212486218
And? There one hundred and forty seven dogshit video game boards on 4chan that are full of the dregs of society, and the former two best boards on this entire site (/tv/ and /sp/) have been completely neutered from the fun places they used to be, probably before you were even alive you wannabe janny cocksucking faggot. Sometimes a little bit of fun injected into this shithole (much like AIDS is injected into your two fathers assholes at poz parties) makes the place more bearable. There is only one thing worse than a fucking janny, and that's people like you that try to police AKA janny 4chan and don't even get the janny badge. FUCKING KILL YOURSELF.

>>212486296
Reminder I could easily heem an elephant and everyone ITT if I wanted to.

>>212486218
There’s a gay board too but here you are.

>>212486355
LEL it actually is a fuckin tranny subhuman. Please, for the betterment of humanity, commit suicide tonight.

>>212476736
Nice

>>212483817
I will now watch your beaver kino

>>212486692
I’d like to chew on that, if you know what I mean.

Just a reminder that spiders are actually total bros and just want to help humankind out and they kill all the other bad bugs and we are based as fuck and you should let them live in your house no matter what bad reputation they have gotten and they just want to hang out and be chill.

>>212486692
Oh my.

>>212486759
>spiders are total gf material*
I need cute spider gf

>>212486759
I have a rule with spiders, if they don't show themselves, I won't actively hunt them. They are welcome to all the bugs in my house they can find, but I don't want to see them.

>>212486183
Valuing nature above humanity and the acquisition of pointless scientific trivia like biological "facts" is inherently a leftist/soi trait. Herbs go in all fields.

>>212486810
my rule is that if its a certain size and in my house, it's getting killed.

>>212476571 (OP)
>>212478274
BOBR KURWAAA

>>212486919
that explains your cock

>>212486810
Agreed. They may live if they are not seen and do not touch or come near me. I have an outside spider bro, but if he comes in my house he's getting the shoe.

>>212486759
This.
It's not like spiders want to crawl in your peeholes and lay our eggs there haha those are just crazy superstitions.

>>212478274
This is not much worse than masturbating or playing vidya

>>212486903
What the actual fuck are you even talking about you mentally ill fucking troon? Holy fucking shit.

>>212478274
>THEY DON'T GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF?!

>>212485802
so based even elephant chads hate smartphones

BOBER!!

>>212478274
BEAVERMELLA COULD YOU PLEASE DAM THE DOOOOOR

Post more beaver vids

>>212476591
tranimal website

>>212479345
>I usually make elephant and beetle threads
So based

>>212487244

>>212484267
FUCK YOU

>>212487244
>>212487361

>>212487589
didn't have a license for his dam?

>>212478274
why are they so smug?

>>212478274
Why did he do it?

>>212487857
Literally me.

>>212486011
Aparently they hate the sound of running water, thats it, the sole reason for this behaviour

>>212486529

>>212487857
what type of dog is that?

>>212487857
I feel the human urge to pat and hug that beardo

>>212486529
What gets me are the literal shill and raid threads like the fishtank shit. Mods are such fucking faggots and they're probably making like 25 cents off allowing that shit. They're also nigger loving Democrats who support white genocide

>>212488111
Sicofthis Bullshiticus.

>>212488188
Can't disagree with you.

>>212485215
>ok, good job beaver. but what's the next step here
Crashing this tree.... With no survivors!

>>212487589
>faggot cop afraid to pick him up
i hate them so fucking much (dutch police)

>>212487589
Can you safely grab them by the tail without breaking it like it might with mice and rats?

>>212476693
>Apparently there is a beaver megacity in the deep wilderness of north america discovered by satellite
this is the first time in my life i ever really wanted to go to another country

>>212487857
lel literally looks like my fatass 180lb. Alabai when we don't trim his hair in the winter.

>>212488074
anon there is no water in that webm

>>212488536
good doge

>>212484267
kurwa...

>>212484267
bóbr zabija bobra
bum tarara bum tarara

>>212478274
reject modernity
return to dam

>>212486296
>Dat be sum nice ivory you got there brudda, it would be a shame if someone....poached it