Why did she like Homer?

>>212478415 (OP)
because he's taken

>>212478415 (OP)
Big dick
Steady job
Got money
House owner
Got a car
Clean no smoking no alcohol abuse no drugs
Family man means reliable and trustworthy
Listens well and does what he's been asked
Does not swear or use faul language

>>212478415 (OP)
he was married

>>212478596
>no alcohol

>>212478415 (OP)
because the script said so

>>212478415 (OP)
pohmer

>>212478415 (OP)
He was nice to her and seemed to appreciate her for her talents instead of just her looks.

>>212478415 (OP)
Daddy issues. Probably got molested as a teen

>>212478942
L2R

Alcohol ====////==== Alcohol abuse.

Homer isn't getting stupid drunk and slapping around Marge and Lisa.

>>212478415 (OP)
He was the only one nice to her and she was older for a women (prob mid 20s- early 30s) and women have a much lower standard at that age

>>212479829
He constantly gets blackout drunk and physically assaults his son (in s1-8) like every third scene lmao

>>212479829
Suspect.

>>212478415 (OP)

Small town USA life is completely insane. The dating pool is smaller so people imprint on some really strange things or take risks people with a big dating pool wouldn't. It's like the opposite of a big city where women expect a Gigachad with his own company. Knew a guy who dated both a woman and her mom. And it's not unusual for for a pretty girl to get impregnated by a fat unemployed loser or married to a guy 20 years older.

father figure
probably the only man to ever show genuine concern for her

He has his Baskin funds of course! kek, it's benefit!

Homer is the type of person that has a slightly shorter than average, but an EXTREMELY thick and girthy penis.

>>212479918

It is true, things get wild and inefficient the smaller the dating pool gets. Imagine how much of a jackpot it would have been in tribal days to randomly pop a 9/10 hottie in a village of ~100 and you're the only eligible young bachelor around

>>212479918
>Knew a guy who dated both a woman and her mom.