>I mean come on!
>It's 2015

I wish it were so I could kill myself and not have to suffer anymore.

Did absolutely nothing since then besides not work and not go to college and jack off to s i s s y porn W h a t A L i f e

>>212480740
>When you thought your life was shitty 10 years ago but it a fucking utopia compared to now

>>212480888
trips of unfortunate truth

>>212479968 (OP)
We really didn't know how good we had it before the early days of wwiii

>>212479968 (OP)
Lol, imagine setting John Oliver ablaze and watching him scream and flail madly as his skin melts like slick viscous tar from the blistered boughs of his charred skeletal frame, a festering and bloated black heart of writhing vermin seething in a throbbing mass of pestilence as they collectively realise their host has perished, skittering then in all directions like a miasmic foam of evil waters

>>212480888
it do unfortunately be like that sometimes

>>212479968 (OP)
Who watches him? I can't imagine young people giving a fuck about this guy.

>>212480790
Not going to college is a good thing

>>212481199
cope. there are people who have succeeded despite having no education or training beyond high school, but you are not and never will be one of them

>>212479968 (OP)

how is this still a thing?

>>212481228
Now call him an incel.

>>212481171
I do

He is on youtube and talks about bureocratic stuff who matters to my subcobtinent and no one mentions

Like time shares, why so many northerners buy beach properties on south america then get abandoned, was it a time share scam?

Oliver knows

>>212479968 (OP)
I remember dating a normie foid that watched this back then. The canned laughter always disturbed me. Unsettling that so many people can't pick up on that, maybe I'm too autistic. She cried when Trump won in 2016. At least she had a fat ass.

>>212481228
How about people who went to college and it was a total waste?

>>212479968 (OP)
I've been watching some of his stuff from his currently ongoing season.
Politics and intended audience aside, it is clear to everyone watching that it's a zombie show at this point. He has been using the same joke setup and style of humor for more than a decade at this point, and its become clear to anyone with half a brain how shallow his analysis really is.

>>212480888
I wish I could go back to 2015 and fix my life. JDIMSA

>>212480888

>>212481238
because it's current year

10 years ago now. The wokies got a bit of a revival in 2020 but it's been mostly a downward shit slide for their status ever since. Will probably die with Millenials as the last globalist wokie generation.

>>212480888
I think I was still going to movies in 2015. I can't even remember when I started going to only maybe 1 movie a year

>>212481270
>my subcontinent
New name for bongistan?

>>212481317
His jokes are just family guy cutaway gags but with a powerpoint slide instead of the actual cutaway

>>212481386

Feels like COVID was the big event horizon. Hollywood was already declining and that just dealt the coup d'grace. There has been nothing remotely decent since and certainly nothing like a unifying blockbuster. I don't think I've heard a single soul in my generation utter "I'm going to the movies" in months.

>>212481386
the last times I went to a theater were

2024 - Terrifier 3
2016 - The Witch
2015 - Krampus

>>212481317
I dropped Oliver in 2016 when I realized his jokes were Family Guy gags in a posh British accent. Either absurd non-sequitor or making up a character to yell at them. Complete with stock photo in the top right corner of the screen.

current year man was right about everything

>>212481410
His sources are always the most surface-level shit too.

>>212481401
After subtropicals they need a banters rest

>>212480888
>Yesterday
>ALL MY TROUBLES SEEMED SO FAR AWAY!

>current year was 10 years ago

>>212480888
>be fresh out of high school
>friend in group finally got a car
>we are excited to me mobile and free
>go see Mad Max Fury Road in the big fancy theater
>get absolutely ass blasted by blaring metal music and V8 engines for 2 hours
>leave the theater wide eyed and hearts racing
>race buddies shit box off the get fast food at midnight without a care in the world
TAKE ME BACK PLEASE

>>212479968 (OP)
>>212481317

>>212479968 (OP)
Fun fact: He never actually said "its current year" or "its 2015" in the show's run until the self-referential episode where he blew up the 2016 sign because of all the memes.

>>212481806
I've heard him say "It's [insert current year]" multiple times.

>>212479968 (OP)
Always cracked me up how small this retard's hands are

>>212480888
At least I have more money. Wish it could buy back the people that are gone.

>>212479968 (OP)
I actually felt my age recently and I hate it

>The girl at work interested in me says loudly "I like older guys"
>think to myself I am not so old
>realize that she was 10 yrs old in 2015 and I was already 20

I am afraid of aging. I don't want to become a real old person. I don't even want to be a 20 yr old's conception of an old person.

>>212481355
Zoomers for the most part seem like giant faggots though.

>>212479968 (OP)
I remember getting banned for making this exact thread IN 2015.

>>212481291
>what about retarded people who did retarded things? isn't that someone else's fault?
no

>>212479968 (OP)
>FUCK 2016

>>212482317
Takes me back

>>212481806
>Fun fact: He never actually said "its current year"
The implicit statement being mocked is that reality should be expected to conform to his desires simply because it's the most recent moment. At the heart is his belief that society is on a linear path of becoming more leftist, and his ire at the failure of reality to conform to his demands.

>>212481798
someone should make this with ai

>>212482508
He was so right about donald trump it makes this thread turbo funny

>>212483030
bait

Obligatory

>>212483187
Who's the chick?

>>212483215
Stormy Daniels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYhQzvFyPfA

>>212483030
>He was so right about donald trump it makes this thread turbo funny
Did Oliver predict Trump would get two terms as President?

>>212483381
The two scoops was subtle foreshadowing

>>212479968 (OP)
Still living in 2015, eh? fucking pathetic.

>>212480888
>Me 10 years ago:
>Broke
>No Car yet
>Living with & renting from Parents
>had a dead-end, low-paying, high-stress retail job I had to fucking bus to

>Me now:
>Money
>Damn good car released in the past 4 years that I paid cash for up front
>Renting my own place from a Family-Friend with a College-Buddy as a roommate
>comfy, consistent Security Job where I get paid to stay up all night watching Vtubers or playing Steam Games

Meh, other things have gone to shit but other things have drastically improved for me.

>>212481806
He started that shit and Drumpf because he's a hack and a political activist, not a comedian hosting a late night talk show even though that's what he's pretending to be

>>212484321
>>Renting
lol

>>212483396
This