>I’ll have two nwumba 9s, a nwumba 9 lawge, a numbwa 6 with extwa dip, a nwumba 7, two nwumba 45s, one with cheese, and a lawge coca cola

>Fries?

>>212484917
I am on a diet.

>somebody shit on the floor in the bathroom it wasn't me but yea they did that so once you've made my goyslop you probably should go clean that up whoever did that haha

>>212484846 (OP)
>It's a flat fish that lives on the sea floor.
>But sweetheart, I can't be married to a fish. I can't breathe underwater.
>Scuba tanks. It'll be easy.
>Honey, I don't feel co-
>*slams fork on table*
>I'm. The. Flounder. End of discussion!
>*Wife runs away in tears*
>... Damnit.

fuck I’m so close to founding

>there are few things I care about less than McDonald's. I have two Big Mac's every morning. Light and sweet.

>what's this paper thing in this steel container here...is that uhh- is that toilet paper? You guys uhh...you guys shit where you eat here?
>those are napkins sir
>napkins huh...how do they taste?

>>212485050
>I am gonna use fibre cabron for the hull
>yeah dont worry I have my logitech controller to get us out incase something happens, works like a charm
>its totally save
>those old white men dont know what they are talking about

>You are not in the oil business, you are in the military business
>You dont build an empire taking 30$ per barrel sold, you build it by owning the land of the person buying the barrel

>what's this big bright glowing thing up above us?
>that's the Sun, sir
>turn it off, please

>Are you implying there is food in the bag?
>What do I do with it?

>>212485548
>Sir I cant shut off the sun, all life on earth would die

>>212485197
>I am gonna use fibre, cabron

>>212485677
>He's asking remedial questions about packaging of the food?... Keep him distracted until I get there. I'm taking the helicopter. Wheels up in two. ETA ten.

>>212485931
>lost the drug shipment at high sea
>only diving company available before your head is chainsawed off is oceangate
Ayy caramba

>>212485931
>*farts in Spanish*

>>212484846 (OP)
IF you have to approach the window, how do you play off your fat gorging order on "ordering for my friends in my car"?

The beauty of the drive-thru is being able to order 3 or 4 value meals (for yourself) like you're ordering for individuals with you
> "we'll have a numba 1....oh, and a numba 3 with pickles and a coke..... a number 13 with Dr.Pepper, extra large fries, and a chocolate shake"

>>212486078
>where do I order
>right here?
>but I am in my car
>well we are talking just fine :)
>but I cant order in my car
>its easy, let me tell you how. Tell me what you want!
>a hamburger, fries and a coca cola
>big boy order today huh? Here you go
>whats this?
>the foooooood you just ordered, thats why I gave it to you?? duh
>where do I eat it?
>innn your car? Or does booboo need a high chair to eat his happy meal? You want me to feed it to you?
And so the founder drove off with the cashier laughing at him, that was the story of McDonalds, a small privately owned burger bistro from the 50s.

>>212485159
lol

>What's this?
>A syringe filled with heroin sir.
>But I just slipped you 20 bucks a second ago.
>And now its here.
>Alright so...I just find a healthy vein and shoot up?
>That's right sir
>Which vein should I use?
>One in your arm, in your leg, in your dick...
>OK, got it. Should I light a cigarette first so that when I nod out it ignites my shirt?
>Up to you sir.
>Ok so....where do I put the used needle?
>A gas station parking lot...a children's playground....sticking up from a movie theatre seat with a note attached reading "welcome to the world of AIDS"...wherever you like!