>>212491924 THE FLOOR IS A LAKE, BRO
YOU TYPED THAT WHILE SHAKING
FURIOUSLY REFRESHING METACRITIC
WHISPERING “IT’S FINE, IT’S STILL MID, I’M NOT MAD”
ALL WHILE THE PISS DOES NOT STOP
YOUR ROOM SMELLS LIKE BITTERNESS AND MOUNTAIN DEW
YOU’VE BEEN IN A THREAD WAR FOR 6 HOURS
YOU'RE IN THE FINAL STAGE OF COPING, BROTHER.
THE ONE WHERE YOU START ANNOUNCING YOU'RE NOT.