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>>212498997 (OP)
unfunny

very italian looking

>>212499067
as opposed to who? go ahead and least some funny people

ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEST FUCKING NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE?

>>212498997 (OP)
So fucking jewish. He looks like a big mouth character

he raped me behind a walmart in 2009

He saved comedy.

>>212499109
My pastor for one. Donald Trump for another.

>>212499214
something happened to me too one fateful night during the summer of 92'

>>212499187
Is it really the best night of your life? Overpriced and crowded seats, two drink minimum requirements, no phones, shitty standup, etc

>>212498997 (OP)

>>212498997 (OP)
Attack On Tony

>>212499357
have you ever not been a queer?

>>212499214
How did you get raped by him if all people?

>>212498997 (OP)
Yesterday's news. Austin comedy scene failed, comedy/podcast bubble is over. Time to get a real job, nigger

>>212498997 (OP)
Incredible.

Absolutely incredible.

>>212498997 (OP)
Tony Tony

>first he is funny

seccond he is overhyped

3rd hes still very funny im glad hes overhyper who the fuck else are we going to overhype

hes also mean as fuck lol
but it stems from insecurity
and thats a good thing

>>212498997 (OP)
Irrelevant and fuck Austin, Tx

>>212499456
>amazing, absolutely incredible, you are a disgusting redneck retard, i love it

>>212499470
what i will say the whole audiance is dumb as rocks shtick is wearing mad thin

im sick of theese unfunny segments being praised

i mean sure praise it publically but if your genuinly telling me you think some of this shit is funny (subjective i get it)

im genuinlly telling you its bad not like ok bad its fucking bad


i said the fat dude could not roast he cant im sick of people saying he can

im saying this now half the regulars on KT are HARD BOMBING and its sad its sad for them its sad for us its sad for everybody


what i gota pretend its funny because i want them to do well

IM SUPOOSED TO LAUGH AND FORGET ABOUT THE TRIALS OF LIFE YOU FUCK

>>212499432
It's hilarious how kill Tony attracted a bunch of homeless and crazies to Austin instead of actual comedians or anyone with a modicum of talent. But I guess that's what they get for promoting guys like Hans kim and Kam Patterson, fooling everyone that any retard can be an "overnight star".

>>212498997 (OP)
*explosion sound effect*

>>212499614
say what you want kam is funny its what it is but it is funny

hans became unfunny again it is what it is

honestly the slav dude i never used to like but hes actually gettin more funny i want them to do well they just dont sometimes

>>212499679
Bro, you're a fucking retard. I can't understand what you're writing.

>>212498997 (OP)
Bro opens his mouth and a dick falls out

>>212498997 (OP)
unfortunate to have such a punchable face

>>212499779
my bad lol also wrong #
ill break it down im a retard yes you can

ill break it down more

im mad about a fucking talent show haveing no talent atm

>>212498997 (OP)
gay palintir funded shill. kill yourself

>>212499614
>fat loser goes up and bombs
>"so tell us, what brings you to Austin?"
>"uhhhhh I quit my old job and moved across the country to try and make it here as a comedian!"
>"incredible. Somebody get this man a gel blaster"
I'm curious wtf all these NPCs are actually doing in Austin. Do they work as servers/line-cooks?

>>212499892
be less mad they are trying please.

>>212499651
Hes literally dying. Shitting in diaper and stuck in a wheelchair. Its the karma.

Are estonians usually this funny in real life?

Tony and his friends used to fuck this homeless black guy who hung out at the comedy store. Whenever you see him “roast” someone just remember this little factoid. Tony click clack, you’re a fucking faggot. And you’re not funny.

>>212499892
A good third of them are homeless and living in their cars.

When is Iron Patriot going to end up hurting tony?

>>212500056
Rest in peace, Sarah. I’m sorry you killed yourself because Tony blacklisted you when you refused to fuck him.

>>212500124
Explain?

>>212499991
estonians are based af way more funny unironically but i dont think they even try to make jokes


ahh my girl cheated on me here brother calls me saying its over
>what is name who brother you want fight we can fight
no no i think it just ended its ok
>he make you end you good guy i break legs no problem
dude thats insane
>so you dont love here you just fuck estonian girls
.... yes
>i break your legs
my guy were friends
>you cant treat our girls like this
i was inlove!
>its ok he is in car we no hurt him sore legs no problem

>

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>>212500185
Just did, Tony had a female comic blacklisted cos she refused to fuck him. He replaced her on the show with a different chick named Sarah who fucked EVERYONE at the comedy store. It’s fascinating, even faggots like Tony want to fuck hot chicks,

>>212498997 (OP)
What ethnicity is this?

>>212500286
that's neither based nor funny

>>212500340
Wait, so he isn't actually gay?

>>212500396
its hypothetical of an idealised estonian.

>>212500436
my ideal estonian a dead estonian

>>212500424
You’re misunderstanding, he is 100% gay but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t want people to think he fucks hot chicks. Get it? It’s optics. Tony is the biggest fag in the world but even fags like being seen with hot chicks.

>>212500486
If he's gay why is he mad that she wouldn't fuck him? They could just hang out together in public and no one would be the wiser. Did she ask for more money or something?

>>212500482
>0
based slavs

this is funny

also to above guy me being unfunny does not make estonians any less based or unintentionally funny

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>>212499369
blue eyes look demonic ngl

>>212500424
No he's really gay, and retarded to boot. His behavior, his interviews etc, it's all there, you'll see yourself the more you look him up. He really is a big gay retard who struck gold with his show and Joe rogan backing him, he'd really be nothing without it. He really has this big halo effect due to the success of his show, but once you see underneath it all, he's lower than the comics he "roasts"

>>212500853
wont lie i thought i hated this guy i mean its not amazing but he is remakeing the lane

imagine impressions but as a method actor

i thought DR phill was ill say it sad... at best

seeing the range really brought me around

>>212500994
Dude, leave the thread, I can't take anymore of your faux nigger jive speak.

>>212499409
Has Tony?

>>212501114
I do not believe so, no. I think he was born that way.

>>212500003
Tell me more about this

For me its the redheaded cripple whose speech slows down every performance.

>>212500424
He's one of those classic Hollywood types where on paper he doesn't want to say he's gay kind of like John Travolta or Kevin spacey but we all know they are. Why they hide it? I don't know.

>>212498997 (OP)
I'm starting to believe the monkeys when they ook that showing teeth is a sign of aggression

>>212501257
He literally isn't gay. He likes to be coy about it since it adds to the comedy. He's like Daniel Tosh in that regard. Also there is nothing straighter than pretending to be gay.

>>212501087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzrDeceEKc&list=RD6hzrDeceEKc&start_radio=1

one day i will make you

>>212500524
This is a great question. I don’t understand faggot behavior myself so I don’t have an answer for you.

>>212501356
Hi, Tony, you literally are gay otherwise how would you have a career in Hollywood? You and I both know you suck a mean cock, faggot.