It wouldn't take much to make Star Wars cool.

>>212501088 (OP)

looks like generic enemies from destiny

>>212501088 (OP)
>star wars
>takes place a long time ago in a galaxy far far away
>for some reason every piece of media related to the vast Star Wars is required to involve; The Skywalkers, the war Palpatine set up to become space Hitler, and jedi/sith conflict

Star Wars will never be cool because while it gives off the guise of being a larger world full of potential for countless stories, it will only ever be about the same fucking things over and over again. The Star Wars Fandom is the Nintendo equivalent for /tv/ in that they consume garbage, knowing its garbage, and gaslight themselves into thinking its actually good because the thing they are consuming is their childhood.

The Expanded Universe is a pathway to many character designs some might consider to be unnaturally cooler than what is in Disney Wars.

>>212501088 (OP)
looks gay
kill yourself

>>212501088 (OP)
Left unironically looks REALLY gay for some reason.

>>212501543
>>212501567
mental illness

>>212501371
store brand t-800

How do you do something new and fresh with Star Wars without people saying "erm that's not Star Wars, it doesn't feel like Star Wars" the way they did with Andor.

>>212501088 (OP)
zack snyder already made cool star wars

>>212501607
meant for >>212501088 (OP)

>>212501371
based troll droid

>"METAL IS SUPERIOR! ORGANIC IS FOR FAGGOTS!"

>>212501621
Trandor wasn't new or fresh anon.

>>212501088 (OP)
The prequels did untold damage to the threat posed by battle droids in making them PG rated bloodless lightsaber fodder.

>>212501088 (OP)
Can someone explain why in our modern day, everything is the worst version of what it could possibly be?

>>212501919
kalergi plan

>>212501088 (OP)
Wish I could take Star Wars seriously desu. I tried to into it but it's just so neutered. Devoid of testosterone or any edge whatsoever. Maybe I'm low T for wanting that out of my media but it feels like I'm repping Barney and Friends sometimes.

Great for feeling like a consoomer though. All those plastic merchandise items and video games pair exceptionally well with a processed bag of Doritos and liquid sludge Pepsi.

>>212501919
It's the same problem with concept art being far better than the final product. Decisions by committee altering the inspirational work derived from one person.

>>212501088 (OP)
literally all it would take is to not give them these goofy voices

>>212501567
This. It don’t look Christian neither.

>>212501088 (OP)
Appearance wise, battle droids are already way cooler than those. Those designs just look like generic FPS enemies.

>>212501088 (OP)
Dead franchise.

They are doing Star Wars Starfighter the 10th movie in the continuity, in theatres in 2027, taking place after Rise of Skywalker. They will continue to shove the Disney ST bullshit onto the unwilling fans until you accept it or this dead horse finally dies.

Expect X-Wings, the remnants of the First Order as enemies (a remnant of a remnant) fighting more Resistance lookalikes, because the franchise is managed by uncreative hacks who are both simultaneously unable to understand Star Wars and unable to move on from its classic memberberries tropes and create anything original.

So it's gonna be X-Wings vs Tie Fighters and Resistance vs Empire forever but without any of the soul or themes of the original, just a zombie franchise wearing the OT skin, forever.

>>212505329
Should have done a Farlander vs Steele movie for the real X-wing vs TIE Fighter plotline.

>>212505329
You forgot the superweapon that has to one-up Starkiller Base now

>>212501624

>space faring civilization with laser guns
>infantry fighting out in the open like the 1800s trading blaster fire like musket volleys

why?

>>212501919
Because the people with real artistic talent usually don’t have money. It’s basically the same reason why nobody smart runs for president anymore.

>>212502862
They had perfect robotic/monotone voices in Episode 1 and 2 and were actually intimidating since they showed barely any emotion.
Then Episode 3 and TCW came along and gave them the goofy voices and made them into bumbling morons with them cowering in fear and cracking jokes.

>>212505506
heh

>>212501526
>Velociraptors with guns that use entrenchment machines that zap your life force to fuel their technology and starships
But no, we have to have mutant dinosaurs in Jurassic Park ad infinitum

>>212501919
>jews
>this anon>>212501976
>trannies
>letting women in management positions
feminizing the entirety of the world, masculinity is now a toxin that needs to be purged from our bodies, according to Jim Cameron
>Artists and creative types can't make it anywhere else and make money, so they fall into the black hole of marketing
>All the cool shit from the EU, much like a lot of cool shit from your childhood, are caught behind red tape, paperwork, ownership rights, royalties and other shit that bog it down.
>The shoving of diversity into everything
Jeet and third world brown populations too low IQ to process nuance and subtlety other than "I good, you bad, we fight" and then cue the shit CGI explosions and flashy lights
>idiots who should have never been given internet access suddlenly have an opinion that matters to nobody but they congregated to the point it drowned out other voices
>the shoving of ideology and politics into everything.
>blatant propaganda
>faggotry

The list goes on and on

>>212501088 (OP)
This is basically just Republic Commando
https://youtu.be/eMOlrDJQ9HQ?si=daJGLj2ZdfNVV4ZK

>>212501479
He was supposed to be an alien? That would’ve been much cooler.

>>212505423
They already did that in IX.

>>212501526
>generic scalies with long nose hairs
In what world is this a good design?

>>212501919
Obama repealed the Smith-Mundt act in 2012 which allowed Democrats to disseminate woke propaganda through the media.

>>212505506
Lack of inspiration. Relevant crew need to study some modern warfare like the animators for the original Lion King studied live animals to get their movements right.

>>212501479
>her going to bed with a reptilian bird [laughs]
Wtf bigots

>>212501088 (OP)
they missed the chance with the sequels, can't undo now

>>212501919
the good guys lost the last great war

>>212501088 (OP)
why the fuck would you turn the battle droids into every other generic robot design, i think i'm going to vomit

The people in charge of Star Wars hate Star Wars and they don't want you to enjoy it.

>>212505506
Its just endemic to scifi in general

>>212512271
>Its just endemic to scifi in general

But why?

>>212512271
>First image
Star Wars, and distinct to the prequels. In combination with the Battle of Geonosis and capital ships engaging broadsides above Coruscant, I'm guessing George wanted the battles to resemble Napoleonic warfare/early industrial warfare.

>second image
40k, based on lining up miniatures and having them fight, so naturally the marketing material will reflect that.

>third image
Starcraft, an RTS based on 40k, also based on having units line up and fight.

>>212512403
Its just the simplest most obvious way to depict soldiers fighting if you don't put any thought into it and want the most grandiose spectacular visuals

>>212512458
You know I should have tossed Dune in there, its a famous guilty example
https://youtu.be/yNgP7FREKBk?t=234

>>212512619
The scene in the new dune movie where the sandworms emerge from the hole in the shield wall goes extremely hard.

>>212501088 (OP)
Droids are already super cool

>>212506012
B2 sounded so serious and intimidating in that game
And then it spoke in the movie.... with a squeaky duck voice....

>>212501624
oof marone this looks terrible

>>212501434
Yeah, it's strange how with an enormous universe full of thousands of diverse planets reachable by intergalactic space travel every new iteration of Star Wars only serves to further shrink the universe.

>>212505506
>why?
https://youtu.be/NB8vk8Zrwak?si=W0kioc4cUC9UL6Ph&t=5

>>212505697
>Then Episode 3 and TCW came along and gave them the goofy voices and made them into bumbling morons with them cowering in fear and cracking jokes.
Because Anakin and Obi-Wan became so strong that the droids were nothing to them. They were a joke now.

>>212513127
>Droids are already super cool
Roger Roger

>>212501526
>Lizardman

>>212509480
Reminds me of when Mass Effect released and the devs got completely blindsided by all the female players complaining that you couldn't romance the nasty aliens instead of the generic human male romance options.

>>212501434
Star Wars is mythological, complete with having lots of plot holes and nonsensical, dreamlike logic underpinning a lot of it. It’s a heroic drama in the vain of nibelungenlied that just happens to be set in space instead of Iron Age Europe.
No one besides George Lucas seems to realize this very simple fact about Star Wars, so instead of making mythology, they just churn out generic scifi schlock. The generic scifi schlock fails to capture what Star Wars is because it’s made by low IQ retards, and then the Hollywood executives get anxious because they’re producing something that doesn’t feel Star Wars. But the hollywood executives are retarded too and think Star Wars is just stormtroopers and darth vader, so they scrap the schlock and try to go back to the franchise’s roots, causing them to just recursively retread the same ground over and over again, hoping that they eventually make something that feels Star Wars

>>212505506
I know this most likely boils down to just the film crew’s choices, but I always took it as the Jedi never having led troops, it being the clones’ first time off Kamino, and droids just being sortied by the ten thousands to cover the Sep retreat. Obi Wan and Cody kinda do a two step air attack in 3 so imo there’s enough visible development in strategy for me to keep buying into this idea

>>212501434
>Series takes place in a galaxy with thousands of canon species and planets with trillions of inhabitants
>Every story is 2 degrees of Luke Skywalker

>>212512271
>image 1
organics have shields allowing them to fight like that, droids are cheap and disposeable no need for tactics or worrying about losses.
>image 2
honestly could be brushed off as inlore artwork/propaganda but even if it's really how they fight it's likely that way because the imperium is not a nice place to live and is trying to resemble how human lives were just thrown away with little tactics á la the great war (ww1)
>image 3
They were caught off guard and are forming a desperate fireing line as mostly melee xeno horrors run at them (who's losses don't really matter)
>conclusion
most don't understand tactics well enough to implement them in their settings very well but based on what I know of each setting this is believeable within their niche. for real life examples of humans being tactically retarded see the great war (ww1).

>>212501479
So the whole "oh yeah, um, we couldn't get the actor we wanted for the alien role so like, last minute we just cast That Guy and went with nearhuman" was bullshit afterall. As usual, coombrain homosexual writers ruined it because all they can think about are the shitty slashfics made by fellow queer subnormals they'll furiously masturbate over once the film comes out.

>>212501624
why are movies so retarded these days
seriously

>>212512271
>how come combat in epic scifi stories isn’t just quadcopters with grenades strapped to them flying into enemy positions while small infantry teams stand miles away blindly launching suppressive fire in the vague direction of where they think the enemies are at (they can’t actually see them and don’t know where they are) like in muh real life?
Truly a mystery for the ages. God, if only star wars was more realistic, then it would finally be good

>>212501624
Nigga they just took that walker from Destiny wholesale
lmao

>>212501624

>>212516214
>>212516196
spider tanks make my peepee the big peepee

>>212512271
I hate to be that guy, but on the Galactic Battlegrounds game this is explained.

The Gungans regularly used guerrilla hit-and-run tactics, their original plan for resisting the invasion involved attacking Trade Fed outposts in small groups and retrating back to the swamps, over and over.

They never would have gathered their whole army for a retarded battle head on, which was suicide. They knew it was suicide. But Amidala needed a diversion to get the main TF army outside of Theed, so that's the only reason they did it, banking on Amidala being able to seize the throne before they got crushed on the field.

Meanwhile the TF just dismissed the Gungans as primitives and they were eager for a confrontation head-on, which benefited them.

>>212517104
Also, it's said in the movie, it's not a battle the gungans are seeking but a diversion.

"many gungans will die"
"wesa ready to do out part"
etc

>>212516340
Me too anon.
Just one of many reasons why the CIS is the best star wars faction.

>>212516340
>>212517221

>>212501088 (OP)
>SAAARR I WANT MORE UGLY SLOP SAAARRRR

>>212516196
>spider tank from destiny
>destiny
lmao
https://ghostintheshell.fandom.com/wiki/Fuchikoma
from the 90s, there's probably earlier 80s designs

>>212501088 (OP)
looks like shit

>>212501526
>>212505772
yjk someone has jacked off to this

>>212501088 (OP)
If only you zoom zooms knew how cool Star Wars used to be.

>>212501088 (OP)
why did they smexify the bots. there is a version of this where they both have giants dicks and/or tits, I'm sure

>>212501088 (OP)
>Star Wars
>directed by Michael Bay

>>212512403
hiding in cover is for faggots

>>212512458
>I'm guessing George wanted the battles to resemble Napoleonic warfare/early industrial warfare.

Yeah except no one uses formations or firing by volley, so it just degenerates into something more resembling Basij schoolchildren meat-waving the Iraqis.

>>212517104
>banking on Amidala being able to seize the throne before they got crushed on the field.

Funny how despite the upbeat theme of the movie, the Gungans had already been routed and were in the process of being annihilated just as the control ship was destroyed.

>>212501567
That's because you're secretly turned on by him.

>>212501434
>The Godfather
>Takes place on a planet with millions of people in an infinite universe
>For some reason, all the films are about a single family doing mafia shit
wtf!

>>212517553
It looks more like the destiny slop than a Fuchikoma.
Probably because the designers ripping off the design were more familiar with the former than the latter.

>>212501088 (OP)
The rule of two is retarded btw

>>212514218
Thank god someone with a brain on the internet